2 days old account -> you're not giving away shit let alone $5b+
<20m networth - > you're not giving away shit let alone $5b+
The add-ons don't make any sense for a game like this since there is no limitation on buying them. Time Lock is 100% useless except for the last round. Immunity Shield and Smoke Bomb sound like they do the same thing except that maybe Immunity Shield might protect against the Mirror Cloak, but it is the cheaper one...
What are Bonds? James Bonds? Bond Paper (absolutely worthless)? Call a bondulance!
Gold Plated AK-47 is worth $25b, which you would know if you actually intended to give away one and the price pool being $5b+ would technically be true, but nobody would write that.
Interesting that Xanax now comes in 100-packs.
Ah yes, the good old DP 50. Is that supposed to be a weapon or Donator Packs from the 50s?
Books are not mail-/trade-/sellable...
Book: “The Art of War” does not exist in the game.
50x Morphine is worthless.
Why would anyone "voluntarily leave" if staying doesn't cost them anything at all if they are already in?
You're giving examples of public randomizers but not the one you are actually intending to use?
Obvious AI-slop, which explains all of the above. Not a single thought went into this.
I hope for Nordson he is just your accomplice or you're his multi account (which I suspect is sadly not the case)...
Glass Canhen once was a chick living on an idyllic farm. Or at least she thought so. One fateful day she found out her last name wasn't just a name, but a description - she was a hen destined to become canned chicken soup.
Glass had to take action. With the help of a local bitch she escaped the farm and found her way to a circus that took her in and - after a few days - even let her perform.
The first thing she learned there was that if she wants to ride anything she should use protection. Rightly so, since the ride she took was a long black military-grade shaft that shoots things - mostly in the air, but some accidents happened. Soon Glass became the main attraction, giving every visitor joy just by watching her. Everyone in the area came to know her as Glass Canhen the Glass Cannon.
But they left as quickly as they came. It simply was not possible to satisfy everyone for long by always doing the same thing.
Glass had to up her game. Her equipment was changed to be transparent to give everyone a better view of the inside. While this new one was prone to discharge early, the audience thought it all part of the show - like a small average demonstration before the real deal. When that novelty wore off, she started wearing less and less. Eventually she was reduced to only wearing a helmet for protection.
This worked for a while. The crowd loved watching her exciting unprotected solo-act, at least for the moment. About five weeks later the seats were empty again. Word on the street was of a massive cockfight coming up.
It only started as a joke: a teenage boy suggested Glass should enter this brawl full of testosterone. Surprisingly, the idea caught on. More and more people demanded that she takes on those cocks.
At first she refused. The competition is for magnificent cocks only after all and she was just a hen who escaped the can. Even so, everyone just called her chicken. After some time she gave in to the pressure.
Now here she is. Glass Canhen intends to join the ro(o)ster, no matter if she is allowed to or not. She is determined to participate even if she has to take on all the cocks at once. Rumor even has it that her fans are fanatics that will let loose their pussies to destroy the cocks if she committee bars her from entering.
Strength: 13 Speed: 12 Defense: 5 (she's wearing a helmet, what did you expect?) Dexterity: 0 Karma: 0 HP: 0
Update: The promised improved picture (but I'm still not 100% satisfied). Also an even more extensive bio. Bigger, longer and uncut! (I hope I'm not going too far with it...)
Can't decide which one of these I like the most. The first one probably satisfies the conditions the best, but the other two have a more dangerous vibe to them.
Edit: missed the only two submissions part. Let's say only the first two and the third is just a bonus that I liked ^^
Just ignore this idiot already. Either this thread dies or if he keeps it alive long enough himself and nobody else interacts with it you can probably report him for spamming.
Edit: You're a little bit confused, aren't you? I'm calling you an idiot...
Midnight wasn't the first cock Glass had ever seen, but it but it certainly was the first one that was this dark. Even so, she was not intimidated. Quite the opposite was the case: She was eager.
Glass made the first move and immediately came at Midnight. Her opponent was not too impressed and pounced on her filled with angst and hatred. He kept it up for some time, but after a bit of struggling she made one final blow and finished him off.
This one wasn't very long, but Glass barely made it to the next round.
(Please keep in mind that I'm talking about a fight between a chicken and a rooster.)
I'm honestly surprised that (at least as far as I know) nobody so far has said "fuck it" and made a public discord server with public access to a mug-bot. Just take an API-key from everyone who wants to use it. You could even sell access to it subscription based, that would probably be lucrative af.
Maybe if someone does that and bot-mugging spreads like a plague even worse than it is now ched/bogie will see the problem.
I absolutely hate that mug-bots are a thing and I will never use them, but I don't really see a way to forbid them with rules without ruining other stuff that are genuinely necessary like W3B.
It should be possible to make them more or less impossible or at least severely limit their capacity though:
Remove item market API completely or make it only update like every 6-12h. I don't really see any use to it other than bots that ping you either for mugging or cheap items. Both give an unfair advantage to bot-users.
Either make bazaar API access minimal/limited instead of public or completely remove it, but make the bazaar directory actually usable like players want it (meaning that we can actually have price-comparison for items without opening every single bazaar and show them all). Seriously, does anyone who knows about W3B even remember the bazaar directory exists let alone use it? I'd honestly love to see statistics of how often it is used and by how many different players.
P.s.:
Getting mugged is a skill issue, but getting fed mug-targets by a bot isn't skill. Sellers having the advantage and being able to nearly 100% protect their money if they actually try to doesn't mean using mug-bots is the correct thing to do. Neither is others already using mug-bots a good excuse to use them yourself.
Go earn your mugs yourself instead of taking free money from others because the API lets you.
First time this happened. I kept the tab open while I was doing stuff in another one. The chat window was opened. I believe I closed it in the other one but it stayed open here and just emptied itself.
Closing and reopening fetched the messages again.
9. Opening/closing chat windows often doesn't sync correctly.
Opening/closing a chat window in one tab sometimes syncs to other tabs or stays when navigating/reloading pages, sometimes it doesn't. I assume bug 6 correlates to this somehow, but I can't induce it on purpose.
(Can we just get rid of it, please? It's annoying. If possible keep it while navigating pages in one tab, but don't sync it between tabs or even devices. I want to be able to have a chat open in only 1 tab at a time.)
All tested with TornTools disabled and I don't run any scripts that influence chat in any way afaik.
I don't know how to replicate any of these, but they usually just happen if I keep open a tab for long enough. I don't even have to load any pages, just stay on one and do nothing. I can say though that I usually have more than one tab open at a time.
They can happen multiple at a time in any combination.
I was using chat 3.0 since it was introduced and nothing like any of these ever happened. This all began when everybody was forced to do the switch to 3.1 a few days ago.
1. Sometimes chatrooms + icons just randomly vanish.
2. The notes icon can randomly vanish on itself, too.
3. The bubbles and avatars settings can disable randomly.
Interacting in anyway or reloading the tab activates the settings again automatically. (It looks like I disabled them myself in the screenshot, but it even unchecks the boxes when the settings are opened. I specifically waited for these bugs to happen while I have the settings open to take the screenshots.) (Notes also missing in this one.) (I blurred the chat, but it should be recognizable that neither bubbles nor avatars show.)
4. This just shows every few minutes.
Clicking on it makes it go normal instantly as if it doesn't even have to fetch anything from the server.
5. Chats can just scroll randomly on their own.
6. Chatgroup buttons sometimes look as if they are opened when they aren't.
Clicking on them does absolutely nothing when it's like this. Doesn't open it, doesn't fix it. Other chats still work like they are supposed to when this happens.
7. The settings sometimes don't show the rejoin chat rooms buttons, even if they are disabled.
Just ignore this idiot already. Either this thread dies or if he keeps it alive long enough himself and nobody else interacts with it you can probably report him for spamming.
Edit: You're a little bit confused, aren't you? I'm calling you an idiot...
Edit: It somehow dropped the quote. I was answering to this.
All you're doing is ignore a warning from staff and draw attention to yourself and your name-change again...
Do you think any of that is a good idea?
(Tbh no idea why they got removed. At least the first one looks like your average GD comment. The second one might count as obscenity, but afaik that's normally a "staff edit - obscenity", not a complete removal.)
They aren't mutually exclusive, which is why I was asking.
SV said they moved the source and so far I've only heard of people getting it through the unique after the move. The obvious assumption is that it is 1 per player now.
From the new item releases I assume we are now a few weeks away from impersonation. Iirc that's how they did it for arson: introduce new necessary items, then wait a few weeks for the market to settle and then release the crime. (Though I honestly doubt they waited for this purpose.)