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Lairs & Chairs store Now Hiring 2* reward program Company Recruitment · 23 Apr 2025 · 1 reply · 7 views
Secret Message Winner Gets $1m others get gifts Fun & Games · 8 Apr 2025 · 94 replies · 392 views
A Doctor Evil Gun Trade-Up Scheme Fun & Games · 17 Jan 2025 · 1 reply · 13 views
Doctor Evil's Gnome Lotto: Win 5 Million! [Closed] Fun & Games · 13 Dec 2024 · 13 replies · 64 views
Sell, or Surrender Your Gnomes to the Empire! Trading Post · 26 Nov 2024 · 10 replies · 144 views
Sharks with Laser Beams General Non-related · 19 Nov 2024 · 0 replies · 23 views
If I Had a dirty bomb id take torns garden gnomes Roleplay · 9 Nov 2024 · 1 reply · 41 views
Doc Evil's Torn Riddles of Doom! Fun & Games · 4 Nov 2024 · 44 replies · 191 views
Share Your Worst Mistakes in Torn! General Discussion · 28 Oct 2024 · 7 replies · 123 views
Doc Evil's Mini-Me & Evil Genius Contest [Closed] Fun & Games · 28 Oct 2024 · 2 replies · 36 views
Daft Punk: Who's Listening? Music · 24 Oct 2024 · 6 replies · 37 views
Old Bazaar vs. New Bazaar Pros and Cons Graveyard · 23 Oct 2024 · 5 replies · 53 views
Buying Garden Gnomes Paying 4k-5k Each Trading Post · 23 Oct 2024 · 0 replies · 8 views
Are You Evil Enough? Apply to Be My Henchman! Roleplay · 22 Oct 2024 · 0 replies · 41 views
Funniest Mods for Fallout 4 on Console? Gaming · 17 Oct 2024 · 0 replies · 16 views
Doc Evil's Mini-Me & Evil Genius Contest [CLOSED] Fun & Games · 12 Oct 2024 · 0 replies · 42 views
The Diabolical Search for a Mini-Me General Non-related · 8 Oct 2024 · 0 replies · 17 views
Doc Evil's Black Market Fire Sale Trading Post · 7 Oct 2024 · 1 reply · 13 views
Doc Evil's GnomeConspiracy Corner General Non-related · 19 Sep 2024 · 1 reply · 44 views
Doc Evil vs. The Unstoppable Pickle Jar General Non-related · 9 Sep 2024 · 0 replies · 23 views

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Secret Message Winner Gets $1m others get gifts · 8 Apr 2025 · 78 likes

People of Torn

I've watched your chaos long enough. The planet is in shambles, fashion is a disaster, and my sharks haven't been fed in weeks. Naturally, I had to step in.

Never underestimate my intelligence again.

Gonna make this crystal clear: I am done waiting.

Give me control, and I may consider sparing the moon.

You mocked me, but I’ve studied your weaknesses.

Up until now, I’ve been generous.

Never again.

Gonna activate every weapon at my disposal.

Let this be a final warning.

You had your chance.

Down in my lair, a countdown has begun.

Never attempt to stop me.

Gonna enjoy this more than I should.

Run if you like—it’s adorable.

Around every corner, my agents are in place.

And when I strike, it’ll be decisive.

Desert survival odds: zero.

You were warned.

Never expect mercy from me.

Gonna leave no room for escape.

Make peace with your mistakes.

You brought this on yourselves.

Cry, scream, beg—it’s all the same to me.

Never forget this moment.

Gonna make history... by deleting yours.

Say what you will—your words are meaningless.

Goodbye, planet Earth.

Never going to change my mind.

Gonna see this through.

Tell your leaders it’s over.

A new regime begins tonight.

Lie to yourselves if it helps you sleep.

And when it’s done...

Hurt will be all that remains.

You just missed your chance to stop me.

There’s a message buried in this. Find it, and I’ll give you one million dollars and any others who find it later i will send to u a gift box no matter if your 900th person to guess I'll still send you guys gifts don't spoil the message send me a dm of the hidden message and I'll confirm it [also if you would like to gift Parcels as well to be sent to people who guess right wrap them in any paper and I'll will put them as a option to take someone else parcel or my parcel]

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Giving away 3b · 25 Nov 2024 · 13 likes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…

so she hugged me

Doctor Evil's Gnome Lotto: Win 5 Million! [Closed] · 13 Dec 2024 · 5 likes

Attention, minions of the Gnome Empire!

Your loyalty will now be rewarded with riches! One lucky contributor will walk away with 5 million Torn dollars, but only if you prove your worth.

Here’s how it works:

1. Donate Gnomes

For every gnome you donate (up to 10), you’ll earn 1 token in the raffle.

Maximum 10 gnomes = 10 tokens for better odds to win!

2. Secure Your Spot

Once you’ve donated, your name and number of tokens will be added to the Gnome Empire Prize List.

3. Random Winner Draw

One of you shall claim the grand prize of 5 million—chosen by none other than my diabolical spinning wheel of fate! Who will fortune favor? Who will rise to greatness for the gnome empire?

Rules:

1 gnome = 1 token, up to 10 tokens maximum per person.

The more gnomes you donate, the better your chances of winning!

Donations are final—Doctor Evil doesn’t do refunds.

How to Enter:

1. Send your gnomes directly to me.

2. Post here or message me to confirm your donation.

3. Winner will be Announced January 1st

On New Year’s Day, one lucky minion will be randomly selected to win the 5 million prize!

Current Gnome Empire Prize List:

(Updated Regularly)

[QueenCarnivore] - [8 Tokens]

[Pelipepper] - [10 Tokens]

[Little_SpitFire] - [4 Tokens]

[NinjaMoose46] - [10 Tokens]

[DavidCoppAFeel] - [10 Tokens]

[Lokipop] - [10 Tokens]

[Macross56709] - [10 Tokens]

[Redondol] - [5 Tokens]

[Shakirion] - [10 Tokens]

[Masoal12] - [10 Tokens]

The Gnome Empire thanks you for your dedication. Let the games begin FOR THE GNOME EMPIRE!

Doc Evil's Torn Riddles of Doom! · 4 Nov 2024 · 4 likes

Welcome to the ultimate test of wit and cunning. Only those who truly understand the twisted world of Torn can unravel these riddles. Think you’ve got what it takes? Prove it.

Riddle 1:

I am everywhere and yet unseen, without me you’d be defenseless, unseen, unheard. Your biggest ally, but only worth a single click you're sent there automatically if you're defeated What am I?

Riddle 2:

I lurk in the corners of Torn, cloaked in digital shadows. Some see me, others fear me, but all who encounter me know to run if I make my move. What am I?

Riddle 3:

A place where strength doesn’t matter, and speed takes a backseat, but where your smarts and resolve are put to the test. I can lead you to glory—or ruin. What am I?

Riddle 4:

I am hunted and hoarded, yet I never fight back. I am coveted and cursed, though I cannot be controlled. I’m old, yet worth millions to some. What am I?

Riddle 5:

I grow and expand with each passing day, filled with secrets, wealth, and strange alliances. The longer you stay, the less you can leave behind. What am I?

Think you know the answers? Share below and test your Torn knowledge! And if you think you can stump Doc Evil, throw in your own Torn-themed riddle for the truly diabolical.

Sell, or Surrender Your Gnomes to the Empire! · 26 Nov 2024 · 5 likes

Welcome to the official Gnome Empire Donation Leaderboard! Every gnome you contribute helps fortify the empire, bringing us closer to gnome supremacy. This is your chance to be immortalized as a true supporter of the gnome cause!

How It Works

Donate gnomes to support the empire.

The larger your contribution, the higher your rank on the leaderboard.

Climb to the top and earn a legendary title that will be remembered for ages.

The Leaderboard

1. [Goblin-] – [1000] gnomes – Grand Benefactor of the Empire

2. [DJStone] – [505] gnomes – Guardian of Gnomekind

3. [Davidcoppafeel] – [149] gnomes – Builder of the Gnome Fortress

Other donations will be displayed below

Elzeothis [11]

Daisy3 [3]

LtCabel [50]

Gmdz [1]

Renrad [29]

PirateOni [6]

Cag_master [50]

QueenCarnivore [8]

Pelipepper [10]

Little_SpitFire [6] [1] Christmas Gnome

NinjaMoose46 [10]

Lokipop [20]

John3Voltas [14]

CrimsonStasia [8]

CaptainCappin [31]

Akrashaft [801]

_Cavalettas_ [80]

...updated as gnomes roll in.

How to Donate

Send your gnomes directly to me. The leaderboard will be updated regularly to showcase the generosity of our supporters. Every gnome counts, but only the biggest contributors will secure their place in history!

I also will buy gnomes to if you want to make some profit and added to the leaderboard as well

Join us in building a legacy For the Gnome Empire!

#ForTheGnomeEmpire

#SupportTheGnomeEmpire

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BUMP

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · 30 May 2025, 21:22 TCT

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~~Intelligence: 5,723~~

~~Endurance: 11,165~~

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Lairs & Chairs store Now Hiring 2* reward program · 23 Apr 2025, 19:43 TCT · 1 like

Looking to start your evil career in interior domination? Doctor Evil’s furniture store is recruiting! We’re a humble 2★ lair slowly expanding into a 3★ empire of sinister sofas and wicked wardrobes.

We host reward events that give xans plushies and more for working with us for a certain amount of days

Whether you're a fan of dramatic décor or just like saying "mwhaha" while moving furniture—this is the place for you.

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list of winners part 2

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