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A list of factions to consider for new players · · 175 likes

This is a list of factions who have recently accepted new players. If you are a new player looking for a faction to join, consider starting with one of the ones below.

 

(Please see under the table for all details about how it was made)

 

In general:

 

  • High respect is better, because they'll have more perks to offer, but the higher the respect the more they'll usually want from you
  • If the average level is really high, you might find yourself a very, very small fish in a very, very large pond come ranked war time, and you might prefer to be in one with a mix of player skills
  • "Experience" is the average level of the top ten % of faction players -- higher is probably better
  • A * next to the name means the faction has specifically asked to be included, even though they haven't recently accepted enough new members to qualify

 

Last update: 2026-Sep-08

 

(are you looking for players and factions who speak your language? If so, you might want this post instead)

 

Name Members Respect Avg Level Experience New Players Affiliation
-UGK- P.A's available 31 2.7m 63 98 3  
()))))) 98 3.6m 36 92 8  
[WSA] Sagefire Hellhounds 41 559k 41 90 5  
ADHD Team 86 1.1m 32 85 3  
AssKickers United * 100 3.5m 57 100 1  
Blood Knights 30 646k 40 100 14  
BLOODLINE 98 1.1m 36 81 3 FLATLINE
BoW - 4.20 95 1.0m 29 91 32  
Bravo Company 48 612k 45 95 3  
Brotherhood of Potatoes 100 371k 30 64 4  
Chaos Cartel 87 1.3m 34 80 10  
Colombo Crime Family 36 336k 33 87 7  
Concordia 94 2.1m 41 84 4  
Disorderly Conduct 29 3.3m 50 100 3 (Alliance: Westworld)
Dream Team Sanctuary 84 451k 26 71 18  
Ducks of Slacken 96 576k 30 75 10  
Equinox 71 1.6m 46 95 3 (Alliance: YABA)
Fallen Angels Sanctuary 37 305k 27 83 3  
Fallen Angels Syndicate * 42 2.0m 55 95 0  
GANGSTAs PARADISE * 73 1.8m 48 91 0  
Goblin Horde 86 2.7m 44 87 6  
Grims' Academy 67 772k 36 84 5  
Gusti Mboten Sare 81 6.0m 51 100 4  
Hallucinogenics 76 837k 31 72 8  
Helvete X 75 1.8m 43 100 4 X
Imperial MediHaven 101 2.6m 55 97 3 Imperium
Infernum Perdition 100 3.4m 37 97 3 (Alliance: Westworld)
Infinite Tim Tams 99 2.0m 34 92 7 Happy Vegemites
LaFamilia 51 1.5m 53 100 6  
Late Nite Nibblers 74 585k 33 67 3  
League of Corinth Knights * 56 825k 49 89 1  
Legitimate Remnants 64 1.2m 25 78 22  
Luck & Loaded INC 100 779k 23 64 16  
MATRIX UNDERGROUND 100 922k 32 87 12  
MRC-Medivac Rescue Corps 68 700k 28 77 19  
Mythic Mayhem 73 671k 29 66 11  
New Horizon 98 888k 32 72 14  
Night Watch 90 1.4m 36 82 7  
Obsidian Order 73 524k 35 88 5  
Ouroboros 96 575k 30 76 20  
Port Royal * 52 1.8m 59 93 0  
PR - Pontifical Guard 48 756k 44 83 3  
Rabbit River Renegades 74 395k 34 72 5  
Raccoon Rumpus * 42 1.2m 46 78 0  
Rising Heroes 97 1.5m 42 80 3  
S.W.A.T Academy * 95 2.4m 45 96 0 S.W.A.T
SKS MUTATED 99 922k 27 72 16  
SMTH - HoYoverse 🇨🇳 96 2.6m 41 90 8 SMTH
SMTH - Trisolary 🇨🇳 97 2.8m 37 75 7 SMTH
Soulless Mafia 67 1.3m 45 93 9 (Alliance: Nameless)
The 86ers 49 1.1m 34 79 4  
The Brotherhood of Battle 98 4.6m 49 97 3 The Brotherhood
The Hellfire Club 100 3.1m 43 97 5 (Alliance: Westworld)
The North Stand * 41 1.2m 47 100 0  
The Psychonauts 61 1.7m 45 91 4  
The Resolute Ironsides 79 1.7m 36 87 4 The Resolute
The Saviors 40 5.3m 53 100 11 (Alliance: YABA)
The Saviors: Sanctuary 65 2.9m 48 99 4  
The We Tried Collective 33 416k 35 88 6  
Unbroken Nixies 54 3.0m 60 100 5 Unbroken
Valiance 74 1.3m 40 83 12  
Valiance Vanguard 75 3.0m 39 85 12  
WarDogs CM 64 1.9m 45 87 12 WarDogs
We Are Rising 90 5.6m 46 91 4  
WIT-Horizon 97 1.8m 35 86 8 WIT
WTF 97 10.7m 53 100 11 WTF
WTF Ducks 100 10.8m 55 98 3 WTF
WTF Healers 99 6.5m 51 95 5 WTF
WTF Tribes 99 7.0m 39 89 9 WTF

 

Factions with a flag next to their name are known to only accept players who speak that language (eg: 🇨🇳 = Mandarin). If that's true of your listed faction, feel free to send me a message and I'll add it.

 

This list in the table is automatically generated from the API. If you would like your faction removed or if you'd like your 300k+ respect faction added, please message me or comment. "Experience" column is the mean Level of the top ten % of players. I will try and keep this updated roughly weekly. Family/alliance info pulled from https://torn.marches.cafe/, everything else from the Torn API.

 

Criteria for inclusion is:

  • Respect >= 300k
  • Level: top 10% of players with level >= 40, at least 5 people with >= level 60, mean of all players level >= 15
  • Min 25 members, no more than 5 inactive players (inactive >3 days)
  • At least three "new" players, where new means level under 15, and in faction for less than 2 weeks, but this criteria can be relaxed by request if you're always open to new players, just lmk

 

 

How to find players to attack? · · 72 likes

Reasonable and opinionated. Clickable links follow the diagram.

 

[image: i.imgur.com]

 

 

Links mentioned:

 

 

[SCRIPT] Inline Arson Helper · · 31 likes

This is a great arson guide, but I'm too old to read all that, so this script adds the important bits as tooltips on desktop.

 

GreasyFork link

 

 

 

Factions: the absolute beginner's guide · · 39 likes

There are much more comprehensive guides to factions, and I would recommend reading Vyke's "Factions and You" once you're a week or three into the game. But in your first week in Torn, here's what you need to know:

 

A faction is like a clan, community, or guild in other games. It's worth joining a faction, because they have:

 

  • An armoury, from which you can borrow better weapons and armour than you can probably afford yourself, and depending on the faction, access to free consumables like medical items, candy, and drugs

  • Perks, associated with how much respect the faction has; these include things like improved gym training, increased nerve for crime, reduced drug addiction, and reduced hospital time. The more respect a faction has, the more of these perks it will have, starting at about 500,000k respect

  • The ability to participate in Organized Crimes (OCs), which generate cash -- how this cash is split depends on the faction, but 80-95% is usual

  • The ability to participate in Ranked Wars (RWs), which generate significant amounts of cash (usually millions) -- how this cash is split depends on the faction, but 80-95% is usual

  • Faction chat, which is (in most factions) a supportive and helpful place to get advice from more experienced players

 

Most faction perks are available to you three days after you join it, when you lose "Recruit" status.

 

How to find a faction to join

You want to join the "best" faction you can, but the better the faction, often the less interest they have in very new players who haven't yet shown they'll commit to the game and stick around.

 

People commonly find factions from:

 

 

What to look for in a faction

  • The more respect a faction has (which you can see on the Faction's page), the more perks they'll have unlocked; 500k-1m is not a bad starting point

  • What's the mix of players? Is it mostly other new players? Is it 2-3 level 100 players and rest new players? Mostly higher level players? A mix at all levels? What you're looking for here is going to be personal preference

  • Who's the faction being run by? Go look at their profile page. How long have they been playing (age)? What level are they? What's their Friend/Enemy ratio? Do they have bounties on them that suggest they're annoying other players? Have a look at their forum posts: is this someone you want as your leader?

  • Is the faction part of a family? That could give you more flexibility to move about inside the faction family later on, and faction families often have more resources and clout than independent factions

  • You probably don't know what play style you're going to want in Torn just yet, but different factions will advertise different play styles. Do they primarily war? Is it a healer faction? A faction focused on crime and trading?

  • Does the faction mention payouts from crimes and RW on their info page or recruitment thread? 90% of factions offer decent payouts for both, but you will occasionally find some that don't, and that suggest their perks and benefits outweigh the payouts you'd get instead

 

Recommendations

  • Join a faction early: the benefits can be huge. The number of active experienced players who aren't in a faction is virtually zero; factions are a huge part of the game.
  • That said, don't feel committed to sticking around in a faction after you've outgrown it, or if it no longer feels like a good fit once you've spent some time on Faction Chat or discovered more about how the game works. It's polite to give the leaders a few days' notice, but not a hard requirement.
  • Be open-minded about people who message you to join factions, that's pretty normal. But do press them on war and crime payouts, the leaders' experience, what's in the faction armory, and what perks/respect they have (if that's not listed already on their faction info page).

A list of factions to consider for new players · · 6 likes

Updated for this week. Any feedback on list generation method appreciated.

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their evidence would have been laughed out of the courtroom

 

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https://exchange.mechatorn.com

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bump

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Man: 82,880
Int: 67,597
End: 84,394
6 EE

 

Looking to buy at least 8 trains a day at a Music Store or Grocery Store, ideally 10. Will stick around for at least a month, probably many months if it's a Grocery Store.

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Man: 82,880
Int: 67,597
End: 84,394
6 EE

 

Looking to buy at least 8 trains a day at a Music Store or Grocery Store, ideally 10. Will stick around for at least a month, probably many months if it's a Grocery Store.

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