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Sips [3417601] Level 29 Mullet Mafia MM Shaggy Mullet
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- I think I've just had one of the worst possible monthly doorstep deliveries...
- Ideal resolution for profile images?
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- Back to Torn after a year hiatus
- Thoughts on the Torn Casino
- What is your worst monetary loss in Torn?
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- Thoughts on a bookie bet
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- Below market price Tat looking for new owners!
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I'm super stoked that I had my first comic accepted into the torn newspaper! I want to thank my friends who egged me on to do it, I hope everyone likes it :)
I will be looking to make a sequel comic soon
My biggest supporter below
Put it into the casino, it's a bit more high risk but the rewards are huge.
But seriously, get the stock ticker in the points shop
I need money so that I can go and do gambling
Who can suggest good ways of making money so I can gamble? I have spent my energy rummaging the dump and nerve on a burglary (She was home and her dog bit left big toe)
Does anyone else feel the torn casino is somewhat rigged?
It seems sometimes you lose a little bit too much in games like blackjack, I've found the most reliable and "fair" gambles are the ones that actual torn citizens are involved in (poker), or real world events like the bookies.
Please share your experiences too :)
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Make me the unluckiest man alive

Platonic Grindr (For the most part)
Came across this whilst feeding my crippling keno addiction and it's been super useful! Thank you for creating this.
If anyone has an issue like me, where the randomise button doesn't appear after loading the script, change @match at the top of the stript from:
https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=keno
to
https://www.torn.com/page.php?sid=keno
This solved the issue for me and the button now appears.

I mean sure the prison benefits are alright... for someone who does prison breakouts for a living, but the 6 pack of booze...?
Hey there, I was looking to make a new profile picture for myself but I was wondering what would the best resolution to make it in?
Should I go straight to making it in 200x275, or could I get away with making it at a higher resolution in the same aspect ratio? My main gripe is whether the picture would look blurry
Thanks in advance
Hit me up when you have a PI, I can be a girl if need be
Did you finish the race at least?
You can literally do this yourself
Yeah they quarantined it cos someone took a toxic dookie in the bin
Kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers
Put it into the casino, it's a bit more high risk but the rewards are huge.
But seriously, get the stock ticker in the points shop
Dude you needed to use AI to write that sentence?

You have way more luck than me... been sitting on level 10 awareness and swear the best thing I found was some gasoline and a brick...
99% of gamblers quit before their big win
Selling random bits in my bazaar, all below market price - check them out :) https://www.torn.com/bazaar.php?userId=3417601#/
Spend it on casino
howdy, just wanted to hear what sort of things have changed or what's been happening!
Are Bazaars still worthless?
Does anyone else feel the torn casino is somewhat rigged?
It seems sometimes you lose a little bit too much in games like blackjack, I've found the most reliable and "fair" gambles are the ones that actual torn citizens are involved in (poker), or real world events like the bookies.
Please share your experiences too :)
All of your people's losses... and I thought I had it rough 😅
Gamblor always wins