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Damn , I just ran your message through Google Translate, and it still came out as nonsense. :  You type like you're dodging bullets IRL while sending the message. ‘Im lire à shugar dafy sweety’—you writing in English or ancient hieroglyphics😭

If anyone want to buy my pi for 480 million, DM me. I rented it to someone else and the rental period will end in 5 days. Do let me know by then.

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Today I saw an NPC blabbering about some other NPC. 

This Forum aims to help you achieve some merits the easy way. The merits described below are easy to acquire so read the whole forum deeply. Below are the merits.👇👇👇

ATTACKING:
1- Friendly fire.
           Defeat a fellow faction mate(with their permission ofc) 

2- Going postal.

           Defeat your company co-worker.

3-  Guardian angel.

           Defeat someone while he's attacking someone else.

4- Phoenix.

          Defeat someone after losing to him in 10 minutes.

5- Deadly Duo.

          Defeat someone with your spouse.

GYM:

1- Bronze belt.

               Own all light weight gym memberships (gyms who consume 5 energy per train).

MONEY:

1- Pious.

             Donate a total of 100,000 to the church. There's also a merit for donating 1 million to the church.

2- Money bags.

             Invest 100,000 in the stock market.(Im pretty sure u did that already).

CASINO:

1- Foot Soldier.

               Win 10 games of Russian Roulette to 10 unique peoples. You can bet 1$ if you're afraid of losing your money or just bet 1 million if ur impatient (like me).

2- Lame.

                Win the certificate of lame by spinning the wheel of lame. Also there are 2 more merits which can be awarded when you win the certificate of mediocrity and awesome.

RANDOM:

1- Historian.

             Just open up a chronicle from the newspaper and read it for 15 minutes (or just leave it open for 15 minutes).

2- Wrecked.

             Crash a car while racing.(idk which car to crash tho)

3- LandLord.

              Lease any 1 of your property to someone.

4- Energetic.

               Stack to 1000 energy without over dosing.

5- Gone fishing.

                Have someone defeat you with a trout. You can ask any friend who has higher stats than you to attack you.

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So basically that's all i could find. I hope this post helped you feel free to comment down if u have any merit in your mind which is easy to acquire.^o^/

Sounds like a massive skill issue

You're definitely onto something 

You can easily play single player offline games through wine. GTA, assasins creed, red dead, Minecraft, souls like, they all work fine..But if you're thinking to play online competitive games like valorant, CSGO, Apex or rocket league, they won't work because of anti cheat. (Not supported on Linux)

Y'all say "torn isn't fun anymore muh"

And then again you're the one taking your time to post stuff in GD, login everyday to do your stuff etc etc

And still complaining "torn isn't fun"

Yeah go touch grass 

Also, butthole reveal?

Nah it's mornings, noon, afternoon and night. I'm mostly online around the whole day 

Is it just me or does my Xanax ODs mostly happened in the mornings?

Out of 23 Overdoses I had in the past, 14 were in the mornings or late mornings.
Coincidence? meh

Add some more gifs so I can read clearly

This isn't even a robbery at this point. It's just a skill issue

Feet

Reserved

Hey torn newbies how's it going. Wanna earn some quick money? All you have to do is attack me and I'll send the payment asap. 

No bullshit excuses and fast payment (unless I'm flying)

So DM me if you wanna do this :D

This critical information really made my day. The fact that there's no TL;DR in the end made it 10 times better

Skill issue 

Not sure why these thefts ruin their reputation over a few billions 

Skill issue 

Next time you feel the urge to smash that "=" and parenthesis like a braindead monkey, do us all a favor and choke on it instead

I busted to this post