This is my favourite joke. So, if you don't laugh, don't talk to me...
One day, three explorers got lost in an Island and were found and captured by its native people.
They were taken to the Chief who would be the one to decide their fate. The three explorers asked if they could be allowed to join the tribe.
The Chief said if they wanted to live amongst them, they'd have to pass the initiation test; Each explorer has to go into the jungle, search and come back with Ten of any type of fruit. After a while the first guy shows up carrying ten Apples, The Chief and his guards seem impressed. The Chief then says if he can put all ten of the Apples up his rectum without making a facial expression, he'd be allowed to join the tribe, but if he fails, he dies. The first guy holds his breath and starts shoving the apples one by one through his sphincter, up the anal canal. By the seventh Apple he couldn't bear the pain and started screaming in agony and since that was an expression, he failed the test and the guards killed him. Minutes later the second guy appeared, him carrying Ten Strawberries, seeing his dead friend with an apple sticking out his bum, he panicked. He was given the same instructions and conditions and proceeded to push the berries in one by one, keeping a straight face. However, by the ninth Strawberry, the guy just bursts into laughter, he laughs and laughs, and guards and the Chief were so confused, but since that was an expression, the man is killed for failing the test.
In Heaven, the second guy meets the first guy and the first says: "Dude, you were so close, why tf did you start laughing?"
The guy second says, "I saw the last guy coming and he was carrying Ten Watermelons."
NB: I hope this joke brings you the same joy it has brought me.
09:48:23 - 12/01/25 You took some Xanax and downed a glass of water. A headache was followed by nausea and vomiting. You overdosed.
when you can't fly out to rehab?
...Trying to med out using...
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This is my favourite joke. So, if you don't laugh, don't talk to me...
One day, three explorers got lost in an Island and were found and captured by its native people.
They were taken to the Chief who would be the one to decide their fate. The three explorers asked if they could be allowed to join the tribe.
The Chief said if they wanted to live amongst them, they'd have to pass the initiation test; Each explorer has to go into the jungle, search and come back with Ten of any type of fruit. After a while the first guy shows up carrying ten Apples, The Chief and his guards seem impressed. The Chief then says if he can put all ten of the Apples up his rectum without making a facial expression, he'd be allowed to join the tribe, but if he fails, he dies. The first guy holds his breath and starts shoving the apples one by one through his sphincter, up the anal canal. By the seventh Apple he couldn't bear the pain and started screaming in agony and since that was an expression, he failed the test and the guards killed him. Minutes later the second guy appeared, him carrying Ten Strawberries, seeing his dead friend with an apple sticking out his bum, he panicked. He was given the same instructions and conditions and proceeded to push the berries in one by one, keeping a straight face. However, by the ninth Strawberry, the guy just bursts into laughter, he laughs and laughs, and guards and the Chief were so confused, but since that was an expression, the man is killed for failing the test.
In Heaven, the second guy meets the first guy and the first says: "Dude, you were so close, why tf did you start laughing?"
The guy second says, "I saw the last guy coming and he was carrying Ten Watermelons."
NB: I hope this joke brings you the same joy it has brought me.
09:48:23 - 12/01/25 You took some Xanax and downed a glass of water. A headache was followed by nausea and vomiting. You overdosed.
when you can't fly out to rehab?
...Trying to med out using...
You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:29 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:28 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:27 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:26 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:25 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:24 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:23 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:22 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:21 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:20 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:19 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:17 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:16 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:15 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:14 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:46:13 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:45:53 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m 12:43:29 - 12/01/25 You used some Morphine recovering 0 life and reducing hospital time by 1h 10m
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