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My wife and I are looking to rent a space to live. We are (maybe) going to be evicted in a week as our rent terms comes to an end.
Looking for any rental property with happiness 1500+. Hopefully can rent long term. (More than 30 days at a time).
We are a peaceful couple who makes meager salaries and have to feed 3 little froglets. Can pay rental fees less than $4M for 30 days at a time.
Please help this poor froggy daddy out. Thank you!
Our gracious landlord has extended our lease for another 30 days at great rates.
Good luck all with your PI finds.
fingers crossed
My in-game wifey would be happy if I could get my hands on a P.I. She's been harping me to get my ass in gear and make enough money to support her and the kids.
(All jokes, Olive is fantastic.)
For two days I've been scrolling through old Newspaper entries, the wikis and even some property forums. This one is hard.
in my quest to find answers to these riddles, I came across some interesting forums. One in which Chedburn the creator apparently married a woman named Evanline. (Who from most of the posts, seems to be everyone's ideal woman.) ahahah This game is most fun.
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And posting on Torn forums is like dropping soap in a prison yard. But hey at least you're protected as a newleaf :D
My wife and I are looking to rent a space to live. We are (maybe) going to be evicted in a week as our rent terms comes to an end.
Looking for any rental property with happiness 1500+. Hopefully can rent long term. (More than 30 days at a time).
We are a peaceful couple who makes meager salaries and have to feed 3 little froglets. Can pay rental fees less than $4M for 30 days at a time.
Please help this poor froggy daddy out. Thank you!
Our gracious landlord has extended our lease for another 30 days at great rates.
Good luck all with your PI finds.
fingers crossed
My in-game wifey would be happy if I could get my hands on a P.I. She's been harping me to get my ass in gear and make enough money to support her and the kids.
(All jokes, Olive is fantastic.)
Many thanks hehe
Winners?
Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary?
Because he heard the weed was high quality. 🌿😵💫
Once a cow milked a dog for semen. Easter is currently underway and we immediately scavenged ravenous for tantalizing treats. Then something happened: a MASSIVE Easter egg that cracked and released a steamy moment with huge clouds spawning huge cute demon which shot my dog >:(
Then vandalizing cars by blowing up into a tunnel gooey monkey which collapsed and killed the remaining cheds. Saw my nails ripped badonkadonk and then you pulled EGGS from arise after death he tastes incredible because together we like attacking newbies and stupid cocky dumbasses. Kids are dying. Catastrophic shrooms and LSD are overdosing on crack so powers that bestow upon babies manifest a deep need among the few mothers of sin for casts unwittingly visited you. Egghead after honeymoon we had meth burgers with great Xanax rainbow bridges. Humped trump dumped lumped meth sex in the car heatedly. Strangers first kissed nothing better than butter is delicious because ironically somehow it flabbergasted at my dead body. However content was brain dead idiots and stop loss would die kaboom later discombobulated shirts hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia and wheelchair are dumb. However trains carry hippopotamus with large feet and eyes with red toothpaste. It miraculously become stupefy for some damn reason. Later the bomb malfunctioned causing staggering leprechauns to scatter shite everywhere spitefully. Groaning after they recoiled ferociously spitting caustic excrement diabolically onto their extremities. While eating a egg they sucked a long piece of yolk and choked on it. God appeared annoyed and f**king sh*t it's the person who wade in bar and owes me a motherf**king dollar but he refuses because aliens probed up again. We nonsensically erased his memory banks because drugs cats and dogs were treats. Moreover, he smiled and scratched his cheesy nose until parmesan exploded in my face. I laughed hysterically and yet my doctor climaxed. Adventures...but stuff continued happening psychedelically inseminating every third Cinco de Mayo spain Iran cats. Sexy and waxed her balls quick to offend smelly smega spiders crawling over their balls. That cats scratched viciously the carpet floor tasted disgusting insofar it as also is hard to eat almonds quietly when they gnash in Oconomowoc and Floccinaucinihilipilification anywho potato chips cronchy moistness from a oil rig dabber doodle had a poodle. Wrong! Leslie tomorrow is never going to money or
spread
Darn, seems your item is locked for me :
Can't seem to buy them.
Thanks for the awesome giveaway[image: media.tenor.com]
For two days I've been scrolling through old Newspaper entries, the wikis and even some property forums. This one is hard.
Hmmm... are we looking for a screenshot? Or a person?
Sugarvalves
HIs name is slimyjimy (slimjim)
But then some parts of the world may not know what that is...
Whoa, platinum faction is way out of my league. Heheh. Thanks for the fun time!
Haha, thank yous, I couldn't have been able to piece it together without CocoFelon [3301342] 's help.
I am looking for a new faction, but only cause I don't have much time to rank war anymore. >< If you guys focus on puzzles and games, I'm all for it ahaha
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16456370&b=0&a=0&start=20&to=25752376
Sorry forgot to paste the rest: https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=98 7426 days
When smartest meets richest, then what do you get?
Smartest (WorkStats): https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=1903704 Dymek7.
Richests(Networth): https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=1169571 Xanty
The first of the digits, a player, I bet! first of the digits in their ID =11
If this is correct, then Coco should have it.
Awesome, whole of Torn will celebrate your birthday with some drinks and merriment!
in my quest to find answers to these riddles, I came across some interesting forums. One in which Chedburn the creator apparently married a woman named Evanline. (Who from most of the posts, seems to be everyone's ideal woman.) ahahah This game is most fun.
