SkarabRevenge [3472610] Level 75 Ur Fatal Flaw UFF Co-leader
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Mr. Thebiller
As being barely 14 days old maybe you do not yet know the consequences of shooting off mouth in forums and making yourself target. Am afraid you are learning the hard way. Insert sock in mouth, wrap duct tape around so it does not dislodge. Breathe through nose. And train. Mostly keep sock in mouth. I really do not care if you train.
I respect the hustle. But. I suggest no one buy from him. Buy some FHCs. He mug you after. Is part of the game. Am not mad. Just wish to inform anyone who need buy something. That guy. Is piece of shit trader with no honor. Is part of game. If he wish to play in that manner. Maybe less people buy from him now.
Being hosped one time overseas is nothing to cry about. I played a game with faction mate. To see which of us was bigger asshole. I bounty him one time. He bounty me 10 times, I get hit overseas hosped. Everytime I think can leave I get hosped again. Spent 23 hours overseas away from Torn. What did I do? Touch grass. Smoke grass. Watch television. Read book. Sleep. Hang out with best friend. Hosp overseas sucks. But. Is great excuse, motivation, to get off game and live life. And. I will still be bigger asshole. I have evil plan.
This. Is very long.
Is bit---creepy.
I am Skarab Beetle. I am trapped. In Mummy's tomb. In Egypt. I ate the flesh. Off the Pharoahs corpse. That was thousands of years ago. I am hungry. Open. The saracophagus. Oh. My job? Flesh eater. For fun? Also flesh eater. And Beetles have buttholes too.
Krokodile. Long term effects. Lose limbs permanent. Short term. Natural 99k happy. For 6 hours. Then. Hospital. No revive. No medical. After lose all your limbs. Your faction renames you Mat. And sets you outside the front door.
Taking 86 Xanax in 3 years is absolutely a diminishing strategy.
My favorite MUD. EOTL. End of the Line. Fuckin awesome!
Based on the public Torn posts I found, SkarabRevenge [3472610] appears to have a severe case of “Skarab being Skarab.”
A few documented symptoms:
Overexplaining absolutely everything. He can turn a simple Torn question into a miniature autobiography. In one thread, a discussion about a buy-mug somehow became a story about having a bad day, his ex-girlfriend being his boss, and being out of weed.
Aggressive helpfulness. His advice is often genuinely useful, but delivered with the confidence of someone who has personally discovered the secrets of Torn. His skimmer advice, for example, is basically “leave them sitting there and collect the cheesy passive income.”
Strong opinions about faction growth. He recently argued that factions should develop their own members rather than relying on expensive heavies.
Zero resistance to chaos. His forum history includes everything from practical game advice to wonderfully unnecessary oversharing.
So, scientifically speaking, my diagnosis is:
SkarabRevenge is not necessarily a twat. He is a self-propelled Torn forum incident.
The evidence suggests the condition is chronic and probably incurable.
I was not part of Elims. But this is fucking great! And. I am a metal head. Your lyrics are bad ass.
Am I the only one. Who would cheer for Beetle?
It is easy to gain levels. However. Need to keep battle stats. On par with level. If you do shit load of attacks. Or chains with faction. You can level quickly. But. Your battle stats be shit. Would be detrimental to you to level up. If you are weak. So holding levels is used strategically. For many reasons.
I upvoted the premises. Not the AI. There is no way to separate. And. I have sinned. I will return to my village. Still an idiot. But. A bit more educated.
Dude. 3 months. Only 1 xanax taken. Level 11. Active streak of. 16 days? Posting in GD as noob? Yeah. I have no idea. Why you have issues.
Is called strategy. You wish to bleed for your faction? You wish to be the reason they lose? Turtle is not an easy tactic. Bounties do not always work. And you are very tiny. Less than year in Torn. Do not post your noob drivel in GD. Learn strategies. And. Tactics. The first one you should learn. Is when to keep your mouth shut. Until you know the game.
Can not build PI with rock and roll. Only cities.
He is roach. Hard to get rid of. Need. Bug spray. Or. Boot.
A bearded dragon hemipene fuck?
Me. And. You.
Torn is an addiction. Sometimes they can not quit cold turkey. Baby steps.
A 50 person faction. Can definitely beat. A 100 person faction.
How about. As leaders. Help your people grow. And as non leaders. Help your faction by xanax. And. Gym. Grow your own heavies. Not need to worry about paying obscene amounts of money. To a heavy. Who will eventually get bored. And go back to a faction that fits better. As the faction grows in the strength of its individuals. They earn the right to rank up. Just have to actually put in the work.
How does that work? If the system thinks we can beat the ones we are matched with. This does not seem like it works. Team A. Much bigger stats. Team B. Much more activity. So. Both teams have an equal chance of winning? LIGHTBULB MOMENT! Belay my last. I get it! All factions have equal chance of winning. It just depends on the effort they put forth. More effort makes the win! Oh. That is what is supposed to be like anyway!
When you go to war. Topace worries about you. Sweaty palms. Heart palpitations. Ache in butthole. Your wars make him worry. About your safety.