I have made the financially questionable decision to collect Plungers, and now I need as many as humanly possible.
I’ve already bought enough of them to help drag the market price from around $8,500 to nearly $25,000, so apparently this is my life now.
CURRENTLY PAYING MARKET VALUE PER PLUNGER
Have 1 plunger? Send it.
Have 10? Send them.
Have 100? Please seek help... and then send them to me.
Have 1,000? We need to talk.
Why trade with me?
Mug-Free Guarantee — Your money is safe. I want your plungers, not your wallet.
Paying Market Price — Save yourself from Market Fees.
Trades Accepted ASAP — I travel often, but I’ll get to your trade before it expires.
Any Quantity Welcome — No amount is too small or unnecessarily large.
Repeat Sellers Welcome — Found more plungers? Come back. I have a problem.
My Mission
I don’t know how many plungers is “enough.”
I suspect the answer is all of them.
So if you have plungers collecting dust in your inventory, turn those useless bathroom accessories into cash and help me build the most unnecessary collection in Torn.
SEND ME YOUR PLUNGERS 🪠
Help me corner a market that absolutely nobody asked to be cornered.