Shady Poaching Alert: Watch Out For kukulies [3765043]
Right lads, I’m making this post to call out a bloke called kukulies [3765043] for maliciously poaching staff from my company.
What happened
Two of my lads: DuoMaxwell [2386947] and Stirfry977 [2311908] , bailed on my company out of the blue. When I asked why, DuoMaxwell admitted he’d “got a better offer”. Turns out it was from this scummy poacher.
When I confronted him, he tried to play dumb, claiming “they came to me first”. But the chat logs prove he slid into their DMs with job offers first. Textbook dirty poaching. He even had the nerve to call me “dumb” when I called him out.
10M Giveaway For Your Best Revenge Ideas
Want to help make this bloke pay? Drop your most savage, creative revenge tactics in the comments below. Whether it’s market warfare, public shaming, or something even craftier.
I’ll pick random winners from some suggestions, and as a thank you for helping take this scammer down.
Proof attached
Screenshots show him sending job offers to my staff, then lying about it.
Chat history of DuoMaxwell confirming he left for kukulies’ offer.
His sad attempts to weasel out and hurl abuse.
This bloke didn’t just hire them, he actively slid into their DMs with job offers, then had the cheek to play dumb and call me “dumb” when I confronted him. The chat logs (attached below) prove he initiated the recruitment, yet he’s trying to lie and claim “they came to me first”. This is textbook dirty poaching that ruins fair play for every honest company owner in Torn.
This poaching’s messed up my daily ops, so I’ve launched full-on retaliation, and I’m not stopping till he pays.
Where the f**king hell did you lot get that tripe from? We're not bloody MI5, so we couldn't give a monkeys about your private info. But if your leadership is that desperate to rebrand as the Kims, I’m dead chuffed.
Wait... I actually want to see that. I'll go grab the popcorn lol.
It is with deep regret that we acknowledge the events of this week's rank war. Our battle plan was robust. Our projections were sound. We had, in hindsight, only one vulnerability: we did not account for the possibility of
being beaten by savoury snacks. This has now been added to the risk register. We extend our warmest congratulations to Pringles Nirvana on a spirited performance. Lessons
have been learned. The Faction remains, of course, fundamentally elite in all respects that matter. We go again. Probably. After a cuppa.🍵
It is with deep regret that we acknowledge the events of this week's rank war. Our battle plan was robust. Our projections were sound. We had, in hindsight, only one vulnerability: we did not account for the possibility of
being beaten by savoury snacks. This has now been added to the risk register. We extend our warmest congratulations to Pringles Nirvana on a spirited performance. Lessons
have been learned. The Faction remains, of course, fundamentally elite in all respects that matter. We go again. Probably. After a cuppa.🍵
If a pretty face helps a real world firm hire staff, why wouldn't it work here? A few pics are the easiest way to offer some eye candy. It takes next to no time to snap a few selfies and chuck 'em up as a profile pic, so why the hell not?
Never denied buying losses off greenies. It’s a crime game, since when did we start rankin' what's 'moral'? You’ll mug a newbie without blinkin', but cry about loss selling?
Same shite, different smell. You’re just usin' SMTH to hide your own double standards. Hypocrisy at its finest, buddy.
True that, cultural divide's massive. But some blokes choose to stay blind. They can't even wrap their heads around the numbers. Pure ignorance, really.
Oh, so in a bloody crime game, mugging noobs is perfectly fine, but buying their hits is where we draw the line? Absolute joke. I guess for some people, double standards are the only way they can cope when things don't go their way.Whatever you reckon, believe what you like.
Where the f**king hell did you lot get that tripe from? We're not bloody MI5, so we couldn't give a monkeys about your private info. But if your leadership is that desperate to rebrand as the Kims, I’m dead chuffed.
Wait... I actually want to see that. I'll go grab the popcorn lol.
I have checked the replies under my post. On page 1, two gentlemen provided valuable suggestions that I am already following: Whiskey_2-1 [3292855] and -Farmer- [2927172]. I will issue rewards to them and close this thread.
The bully kukulies and his friends never wanted peace, even though they were the ones who first asked for a truce. From now on, retaliatory actions will be ongoing and may last longer than real wars. Who know? 😄
Who’s the unreasonable one here?You think defending a bully and attacking me is reasonable?Or do you think it’s unreasonable that I took your ceasefire seriously, calculated my losses, and gave you 24 hours to pay?Do you believe it’s reasonable to be bullied and not fight back?
I fail to understand? Is this the bandit logic of Vikings or Anglo Saxons?
Two days ago, I received a ceasefire request from your two agents: doppelcoop [2083544] and ckuk123 [3776628]. I confirmed that full compensation would end hostilities, and they accepted this condition.
After consulting internally for one day, I sent a formal claim one day ago, allowing one day for payment.
The deadline has now expired. No response or payment has been received. This is deemed a rejection of the settlement. Hostilities will resume with immediate effect.
The screenshots below contain my full chat logs with both representatives and the formal claim letter, all of which I am making public in this post.
I suspended all retaliatory actions immediately upon receiving your ceasefire request, even while I remained targeted by over a hundred bounties. I chose not to retaliate.
However, you have completely ignored the time and effort I invested to pursue a peaceful resolution.
Be warned: if you seek a ceasefire in the future, the terms will no longer be this lenient.
Yeah I’m the one who put the bounty and stink bombs on you. Did you ever stop to think that you started it first by setting bounties and calling people to attack my emps, which is why they had to defend themselves? Because of the dirty things you’ve done, the leader of their faction has already launched counterattacks against you without me having to say anything. I have plenty of chat logs from the company channel and our conversations, and I can post screenshots if you need. Oh and the helper with the highest battle stats you’ve got so far is only a faction leader with 900k respect, I thought you’d be far more capable if you wanted to act like a bully, it’s just ridiculous.
Also, this is what the leader of your lovely little 177k respect faction said just a few minutes ago. It’s quite funny that you’re trying to sue for peace with an attitude like this, and I think even babies fighting are less childish than this.
If you’re really ready to admit defeat, think carefully about how much compensation you should pay me and my emps.
