JesusSmiff: forum

Torn is inclusive for everyone, we don’t need a “space” for every minority, every citizen is treated with the same disrespect they deserve based on their actions 

/satire

Are you wasting energy praying at the church hoping it will prevent your next OD or increase your luck in the casino? 

Fear not, for now you can pass that burden on to me, simply like this post and I will pray for you!

1 like = 1 prayer

First prayer is absolutely free! 

Of course prayer and donations go hand in hand, so if you would like me to continue praying for you please send donations, the amount I pray for you will be dependent on the size of donation, so don’t be stingy!

Let JesusSmiff pray for you!!!

Disclaimer: this post is entirely satirical and should not be taken seriously, any offence caused is intended and if you are offended by this post please kindly keep it to yourself and move on, this post is for people who find this funny, like I do

Have a beautiful day 

Attack H3 

That should put the Jack into our deck, I think this is the critical tactic, we need the Jacks to help take down the Queens and the Queens to take down the kings, so defeating the enemy with exactly the right amount of damage should be a big focus

End game is where it gets tough as the kings are the toughest enemy, so getting good cards out back in the deck maybe key, I’m glad we just put that S10 back in first

No as the jack is a spade, it is immune to the spade’s power

I can verify

23:56:03 - 16/01/25 You bought a Box of Medical Supplies on TheButcher's bazaar at $2,500,000 each for a total of $2,500,000

23:57:13 - 16/01/25 TheButcher sent an Erotic DVD to you with the message: Pound town

I will take a spot please

It has the same chance as any other 5 cards 

How many races are there? Is it the full 16?

Love this, I’d better start upgrading some b class cars 🚗 😆

21:03:20 - 02/06/26 You bought some Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $839,999 each for a total of $839,999

great tactic for TTT by the way 

Yes please

[DRIVER MARKET]

Driver Name: JesusSmiff 
RS: 68
Preferred Contract: Any
Availability: I compete in other established tournaments, rarely fly out of Torn
Looking For: Fame, Glory and Payday!
Past Results / Notes: As leader of The Whacky Racers I led my team to 3 victories out of 4 tournaments, I am currently in the top 2 of TRC discord racing league and Think Pink Thursday league.

I have the recommended A class car setup for each track and made it to the top 250 in racing skill in under 500 days 

There are plenty of factions that don’t war, only chain for respect, but most of the racing tournaments are inter factions and are found on the forums and discord, plenty of factions do have their own racing competitions but that would be a side thing, not the main focus of a faction as said above. 

You are better off looking for a faction that matches your playstyle and has the perks that will benefit you, then if they don’t have a racing competition, you could organise one for them

I’ll give it a go, thanks for the message invite 

Do you have anything worth around $44M that you would be willing to trade?

There’s loads that don’t require a password, just look in custom races

After much consideration, Whacky racers have decided not to participate in CDR V, for now we are retiring as the undisputed champions of CDR and would like to thank all our rivals for the competition and to Enyalios for running a great tournament. 

I’m in

I appreciate your response and explanation, though we still feel hard done by, we will try to prove ourselves on the track as the best crew in Death Race history!

As for next season, I have had one driver say they don’t want to participate because of this, maybe they will change their mind, or we will find a replacement, or we will not be back at all, we will see. 

I have to say, whacky racers have been a bit screwed by the rule change halfway through the season. Our fourth place driver has finished in the top 20 the last two races, that’s 28 points we didn’t get and as Pay n Spray didn’t have a full team in both races we would be top by 11 points going into the final race. 

We have always had a full team except for one race in season 1, that’s what helped us to win the last two seasons, this is supposed to be a crew race so all crew members should be counted. 

Hopefully we will do enough in the final race to secure the victory anyway, but I think the rule change should have happened between seasons so we know what we’re signing up for. 

You’re not trying hard enough 

CocheBasurero #1

Happy birthday for yesterday!

If someone was banned for 1 day, would they appear on these lists?

I think it’s fine as it is for the next tournament, league 7 will be much larger, as like myself, a lot of racers are pushing for the top 250 in RS, this will also make the lower leagues a bit smaller unless we have a huge influx of new racers thus balancing out the numbers in each league and giving the lower league racers a better chance of qualifying for CW. 

For the record my first JLT I was in league 1, this time I was league 5 and I will be league 7 in the next tournament, I’m looking forward to going up against the big racers and seeing if I can ‘cause an upset’ by qualifying for the race offs or CW. 

Until we see a tournament where league 7 is overpopulated, there is no reason to change it, however I think your suggestion is inevitable as more racers grow their skill towards 100.