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PattyPyper [3539666] Level 64 Halls of Valhalla HoV Valkyrie

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10 * Music company hiring · · 1 like

VALHALLA AFTERDARK IS HIRING!

 

Why settle for just a paycheck when your job can make your character stronger?

 

★ COME WORK WHERE THE PERKS ACTUALLY MATTER. ★

 

At Valhalla Afterdark, clocking in means leveling up:

✦ Ambience — +50 Happiness
Start your day happier and ready to grind.

✦ Well Tuned — +30% Gym Experience
Train harder. Gain faster. Make every gym session count.

✦ High-Fidelity 2.0 — Opponent Stealth Reduced
Make those sneaky targets a whole lot easier to find.

✦ Deafened — Maximum Stealth
When you want to move through Torn without being seen… we've got you.

✦ The Score — +15% Passive Battle Stats
Strength. Speed. Defense. Dexterity.


Keep building your battle stats simply by being part of the crew.

 

★ GREAT PERKS. GREAT PEOPLE. ZERO BORING JOB VIBES. ★

 

Whether you're a gym rat, fighter, hunter, stat builder, or just looking for a company where your job actually benefits your character, Valhalla Afterdark is the place to be.

 

★ Clock in. Tune up. Get stronger. Welcome to Valhalla. ★

 

Apply today — your seat at the table is waiting.

99K HAPPY JUMPS!!! · · 2 likes

OFFERING HAPPY JUMPS 🤸

Solo Buyers Only
Price: 5 EDVDs (solo buyers only)
Payment Terms: Payment due after stacking to 1K energy.
If I overdose (OD), a full refund will be provided. Note: I do not insure your jump if you overdose. 
What YOU need for the Jump:
• 2 Poison Mistletoe (use on me when signaled)
• 1–3 EDVD (depending on your property)
• 1 Ecstasy
• Points, Energy Drinks, FHC (optional)
How It Works:
• You stack to 1k E (ensure no drug cooldown remains).
• I will maximize my happiness and begin training.
• On my signal, you use 2 Poison Mistletoe on me.
• You use 1–3 EDVD depending on your property to reach 50K happiness (calculate your needs).
• You use Ecstasy to double happiness to 99K.
• You train at the gym until energy is depleted (use points, energy drinks, or FHC to extend training until booster cooldown is maxed).
Duration: I need 2 minutes for prep, leaving you 13 minutes to complete your jump.

Solo/private jumps only for now.

Scheduling: Private message me to schedule a jump. 

 

PattyPyper [3539666]

9* music store HIRING! · · 0 likes


VALHALLA AFTERDARK IS HIRING! *********

 

Why settle for just a paycheck when your job can make your character stronger?

★ COME WORK WHERE THE PERKS ACTUALLY MATTER. ★

At Valhalla Afterdark, clocking in means leveling up:

✦ Ambience — +50 Happiness
Start your day happier and ready to grind.

✦ Well Tuned — +30% Gym Experience
Train harder. Gain faster. Make every gym session count.

✦ High-Fidelity 2.0 — Opponent Stealth Reduced
Make those sneaky targets a whole lot easier to find.

✦ Deafened — Maximum Stealth
When you want to move through Torn without being seen… we've got you.

✦(COMING SOON) The Score — +15% Passive Battle Stats
Strength. Speed. Defense. Dexterity.
Keep building your battle stats simply by being part of the crew.

★ GREAT PERKS. GREAT PEOPLE. ZERO BORING JOB VIBES. ★

Whether you're a gym rat, fighter, hunter, stat builder, or just looking for a company where your job actually benefits your character, Valhalla Afterdark is the place to be.

★ Clock in. Tune up. Get stronger. Welcome to Valhalla. ★

Apply today — your seat at the table is waiting.


https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=110002&referredFrom=3539666

 

 

Submit your stats!!! Let's see those Battle Stats grow!!! 

Gentlemans club on our way to 10* · · 0 likes

5⭐️ Gentleman's Club TWERKHALLA IS HIRING!

Free rotational trains
Training not taxed
Active management
Growth focused

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=125719&referredFrom=3539129

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9* music store HIRING! ·


VALHALLA AFTERDARK IS HIRING! *********

 

Why settle for just a paycheck when your job can make your character stronger?

★ COME WORK WHERE THE PERKS ACTUALLY MATTER. ★

At Valhalla Afterdark, clocking in means leveling up:

✦ Ambience — +50 Happiness
Start your day happier and ready to grind.

✦ Well Tuned — +30% Gym Experience
Train harder. Gain faster. Make every gym session count.

✦ High-Fidelity 2.0 — Opponent Stealth Reduced
Make those sneaky targets a whole lot easier to find.

✦ Deafened — Maximum Stealth
When you want to move through Torn without being seen… we've got you.

✦(COMING SOON) The Score — +15% Passive Battle Stats
Strength. Speed. Defense. Dexterity.
Keep building your battle stats simply by being part of the crew.

★ GREAT PERKS. GREAT PEOPLE. ZERO BORING JOB VIBES. ★

Whether you're a gym rat, fighter, hunter, stat builder, or just looking for a company where your job actually benefits your character, Valhalla Afterdark is the place to be.

★ Clock in. Tune up. Get stronger. Welcome to Valhalla. ★

Apply today — your seat at the table is waiting.


https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=110002&referredFrom=3539666

 

 

Submit your stats!!! Let's see those Battle Stats grow!!! 

10 * Music company hiring · · 1 like

VALHALLA AFTERDARK IS HIRING!

 

Why settle for just a paycheck when your job can make your character stronger?

 

★ COME WORK WHERE THE PERKS ACTUALLY MATTER. ★

 

At Valhalla Afterdark, clocking in means leveling up:

✦ Ambience — +50 Happiness
Start your day happier and ready to grind.

✦ Well Tuned — +30% Gym Experience
Train harder. Gain faster. Make every gym session count.

✦ High-Fidelity 2.0 — Opponent Stealth Reduced
Make those sneaky targets a whole lot easier to find.

✦ Deafened — Maximum Stealth
When you want to move through Torn without being seen… we've got you.

✦ The Score — +15% Passive Battle Stats
Strength. Speed. Defense. Dexterity.


Keep building your battle stats simply by being part of the crew.

 

★ GREAT PERKS. GREAT PEOPLE. ZERO BORING JOB VIBES. ★

 

Whether you're a gym rat, fighter, hunter, stat builder, or just looking for a company where your job actually benefits your character, Valhalla Afterdark is the place to be.

 

★ Clock in. Tune up. Get stronger. Welcome to Valhalla. ★

 

Apply today — your seat at the table is waiting.

1 Egg, 4 merits ( and a free stat spy i guess ) ·

That's awesome!!!! Congrats!!!! 

Gentlemans club on our way to 10* ·

5⭐️ Gentleman's Club TWERKHALLA IS HIRING!

Free rotational trains
Training not taxed
Active management
Growth focused

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=125719&referredFrom=3539129

The Hot Tub is Back with Giveaways & More · · 1 like

DAILY GIVEAWAYS!!!

[CLOSED] Cans and alcohol giveaway ·

So generous!  Good luck everyone!!! I hope to one day be able to do things like this.

99k happy jumps ·

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99K HAPPY JUMPS!!! ·

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99K HAPPY JUMPS!!! · · 2 likes

OFFERING HAPPY JUMPS 🤸

Solo Buyers Only
Price: 5 EDVDs (solo buyers only)
Payment Terms: Payment due after stacking to 1K energy.
If I overdose (OD), a full refund will be provided. Note: I do not insure your jump if you overdose. 
What YOU need for the Jump:
• 2 Poison Mistletoe (use on me when signaled)
• 1–3 EDVD (depending on your property)
• 1 Ecstasy
• Points, Energy Drinks, FHC (optional)
How It Works:
• You stack to 1k E (ensure no drug cooldown remains).
• I will maximize my happiness and begin training.
• On my signal, you use 2 Poison Mistletoe on me.
• You use 1–3 EDVD depending on your property to reach 50K happiness (calculate your needs).
• You use Ecstasy to double happiness to 99K.
• You train at the gym until energy is depleted (use points, energy drinks, or FHC to extend training until booster cooldown is maxed).
Duration: I need 2 minutes for prep, leaving you 13 minutes to complete your jump.

Solo/private jumps only for now.

Scheduling: Private message me to schedule a jump. 

 

PattyPyper [3539666]

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

Zero chance I win anything, but sign me up.  mugger_masked

94mil and all armor, houses,items..for free!!!!!! ·

Oooh will you create your own version and woooo us all away from torn with a new game? 🤪

Grave ·

I wish I was this lucky. I'm more likely to stove a toe. 

Queen's Royal Charity (temporarily closed) ·

Would appreciate some xanax and edvds

Scorch's FREE GIFT GIVEAWAYS! ·

Please!!!

I'm quitting. Win 6b! ·

(Raises hand)  pick me!!!

free money ·

Yes please!!!!!!

New Giveaway- NEW players prioritized! ·

If a blue bird has blue babies and black bird has black babies, what kind of bird has no babies???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A swallow 🤣

Free gift game! ·

Please please pick me!!! Desperately need xanax will appreciate anything

I'm quitting (For now)! You can have my stuff! ·

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Count to 5000 win 50 million (Ended) ·

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