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Poker tournaments · · 22 likes

Sometimes you may find it difficult to get a torni to fire, Me, WeedPsycho and a lot of help from mightygoober have decided to make a discord dedicated to tournaments to help get them going 

the discord is free to join just need to verify then your good, it is a work in progress so its not perfect but it will be soon enough!

 

https://discord.gg/HrBEx74x

be careful who u trust · · 17 likes

So 2 weeks ago on Monday I was playing poker and one of my then friends asked if I can loan him 10 million for his buy in. He promised me that he would pay me back that night or the day after. on the Wednesday I asked for my money and I got excuse 1 being he doesn't have enough money ( he had a higher net worth than me) I brushed it off as he promised to pay me the next day and guess what! I got another excuse why I couldn't have my money this went on for about a week after it started then he started getting rude calling me lots of names ect after my kind gesture of lending him 10m 

 

im still yet to get all my money back 2 weeks later and have had many rude comments about me from said person. im not that fussed over the money its the princaple, countless lies and the insults. I have all the chat logs to back my story with the promises etc 

 

remember people be careful who u lend money too and especially dont lend it to michaelSp 

https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2875436

Happy Jumping guide · · 7 likes

Requirements:

  • 4 Xanax
  • 5 Edvds 
  • 1 Extacy ( found in faction armory )

Or    

  • 4 Xanax 
  • 50 Candys ( found in faction armory )
  • 1 extacy ( found in faction armory )

 

 

Optional ( will help ):

  • 30 points 
  • Higher happy house 

 

 

Step 1:

Use all your energy making it so u are at 0 then take your first Xanax, this should put you to 250e. Make sure from now on you use no more energy as it will make your happy jump less effective 

 

Step 2:

Use your remaining 3 Xanax until you get yourself to 1000e then wait until all of your cooldowns wear off ( drug and booster cooldown )

 

Step 3: 

Now that your at 1000e with no booster cooldown wait until the real time is on the hour, quarter past, half past or quarter too as this will give u the longest avalible time with your extra happy. 

 

Step 4: 

Now that everything is set up correctly use either your 5 edvds or 50 Candys ( if doing a mix make sure u use edvds first ) to gain as much happy as u can using all your booster then use an extacy to double your happy. 

 

Step 5: 

Now that your happy is as high as possible hit the gym straight after step 4 to maximise your gains making sure to use your 1000e. Id recommend trying to keep your stats even unless your going for a specific build type. 

 

Step 6: 

Now that u have used your 1000e you can choose to use a points refill on your e to air 100 - 150 e ( dependent on donor status ) to get those final gains in 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attention all green-leafs · · 2 likes

at 6am tct on first the 13th (on the dot) I want as many green-leafs to attack me, I want to find out how many I can defend at once. 

 

anyone who joins in the fight ill pay 200k too. tell your greanleaf friends and lets do this!

be careful who u trust · · 1 like

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Attention all green-leafs · · 2 likes

at 6am tct on first the 13th (on the dot) I want as many green-leafs to attack me, I want to find out how many I can defend at once. 

 

anyone who joins in the fight ill pay 200k too. tell your greanleaf friends and lets do this!

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Poker tournaments · · 22 likes

Sometimes you may find it difficult to get a torni to fire, Me, WeedPsycho and a lot of help from mightygoober have decided to make a discord dedicated to tournaments to help get them going 

the discord is free to join just need to verify then your good, it is a work in progress so its not perfect but it will be soon enough!

 

https://discord.gg/HrBEx74x

G ·

earn it 

 

Serious Xanax Issue · · 1 like

let me scran my xan in peace pls 

 

be careful who u trust ·

lol ik i dont need it its just the principle of it lol, he said he would mug me for it and send it back lol 

 

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