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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

toking to max nerve/crime xp. Ideally a Pub

 

  • Manual labor 7,288
  • Intelligence 14,108
  • Endurance 16,302

[Script] Torn Poker - Sidearm · · 3 likes

Poker - Sidearm is a free, lightweight poker assistant.

 

It sits alongside your table and turns all the confusing poker stuff like positions, starting hands, pot odds, board strength and opponent action into simple, at-a-glance guidance.

 

Pre-flop it helps you decide whether your hand is worth raising, calling or folding. After the flop it estimates your chances against realistic opponent ranges and considers things like how many players are still in, how aggressively they're betting and whether the board looks dangerous. You don't need to understand ranges, equity calculations or poker maths. Sidearm does that quietly in the background while you play.

 

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And if you think its being too tight or too loose? It comes with 4 built-in playstyles to pick between in its suggestions.

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

It's aimed particularly at newer and casual players who want to learn while they're actually playing, rather than memorising enormous poker charts. Sidearm won't play the game for you or guarantee you'll win, because poker is still poker, but it gives you a much better idea of where you stand and why.

 

 When you want more than the quick answer, the Why? explanation breaks down what Sidearm is seeing: your hand strength, your estimated equity, the price you're being asked to pay and the sort of board you're playing on.

 

 

 

 

It also keeps a hand history and tracks your own results ready for export, so over time you can see how you're performing rather than relying on whether you feel like you've been winning. It keeps an eye on the players you regularly meet too. Once there's enough information to be useful, their previous play can make small, conservative adjustments to the ranges Sidearm expects from them. It isn't pretending to read minds after three hands; it simply gets a little better informed as the evidence builds up.

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

 

The important stuff stays easy to glance at while you play. The floating Sidearm button gives you the action at a glance - ✕ fold, ● call, ▲ raise and so on - while the full panel is there when you want the detail. It's built with mobile and Torn PDA use in mind rather than expecting you to have half your screen covered in poker software.


[image: i.ibb.co]

 

Your poker history and opponent records stay local to your device. Sidearm isn't building some remote database of everybody's hands; it remembers what you've seen so it can help you make sense of it later.

 

 

And, of course, this is Torn. Sidearm gives you at-a-glance FairFight scores for players in your table history, helping you quickly see who might be a tempting target away from the poker table. And on top of that, if a hand doesn't quite go your way, one click takes you straight to their attack page. Losing a pot might sting a little less when you can immediately explore your alternative options for getting even.


[image: i.ibb.co]

 

 

And if someone tries to sneak away while you're distracted by a good hand? Sidearm puts their name and loot right at your fingertips for the same one-click launch into an attack.

 

 

Install Sidearm

I Want to Buy Your Trailers! · · 0 likes

[image: i.ibb.co]

Looking to sell your trailers?

I buy basic trailers for $4,000
and max trailers for $6,250.

No questions asked.
No paperwork.
Don’t worry about where they’re going;
Once I’ve paid, they’re not your problem anymore.

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[Script] Torn Poker - Sidearm ·

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[Script] Torn Poker - Sidearm ·

As Sidearm goes through it's fine tuning - if anyone is willing to provide the json output file (minimum 100 showdowns) then I'll pay xanax in exchange

[Script] Torn Poker - Sidearm · · 4 likes

Poker - Sidearm is a free, lightweight poker assistant.

 

It sits alongside your table and turns all the confusing poker stuff like positions, starting hands, pot odds, board strength and opponent action into simple, at-a-glance guidance.

 

Pre-flop it helps you decide whether your hand is worth raising, calling or folding. After the flop it estimates your chances against realistic opponent ranges and considers things like how many players are still in, how aggressively they're betting and whether the board looks dangerous. You don't need to understand ranges, equity calculations or poker maths. Sidearm does that quietly in the background while you play.

 

[image: i.ibb.co]


And if you think its being too tight or too loose? It comes with 4 built-in playstyles to pick between in its suggestions.

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

It's aimed particularly at newer and casual players who want to learn while they're actually playing, rather than memorising enormous poker charts. Sidearm won't play the game for you or guarantee you'll win, because poker is still poker, but it gives you a much better idea of where you stand and why.

 

 When you want more than the quick answer, the Why? explanation breaks down what Sidearm is seeing: your hand strength, your estimated equity, the price you're being asked to pay and the sort of board you're playing on.

 

 

 

 

It also keeps a hand history and tracks your own results ready for export, so over time you can see how you're performing rather than relying on whether you feel like you've been winning. It keeps an eye on the players you regularly meet too. Once there's enough information to be useful, their previous play can make small, conservative adjustments to the ranges Sidearm expects from them. It isn't pretending to read minds after three hands; it simply gets a little better informed as the evidence builds up.

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

 

The important stuff stays easy to glance at while you play. The floating Sidearm button gives you the action at a glance - ✕ fold, ● call, ▲ raise and so on - while the full panel is there when you want the detail. It's built with mobile and Torn PDA use in mind rather than expecting you to have half your screen covered in poker software.


[image: i.ibb.co]

 

Your poker history and opponent records stay local to your device. Sidearm isn't building some remote database of everybody's hands; it remembers what you've seen so it can help you make sense of it later.

 

 

And, of course, this is Torn. Sidearm gives you at-a-glance FairFight scores for players in your table history, helping you quickly see who might be a tempting target away from the poker table. And on top of that, if a hand doesn't quite go your way, one click takes you straight to their attack page. Losing a pot might sting a little less when you can immediately explore your alternative options for getting even.


[image: i.ibb.co]

 

 

And if someone tries to sneak away while you're distracted by a good hand? Sidearm puts their name and loot right at your fingertips for the same one-click launch into an attack.

 

 

Install Sidearm

Royal Flush vs Straight Flush - The Biggest Cooler in Torn History + Giveaway ·

came for the poker,  stayed for the data

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S7upidity - L3 please

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

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Issue with Unapplied Referral Code During Account ·

Hi,  yup my referral was used

Glad to be back! Thanks for all the kind messages. · · 1 like

I bought a box of medical supplies from you while I was still a noob and you didn't kill me for it. Think by Torn standards we're married now. 

I Want to Buy Your Trailers! ·

[image: i.ibb.co]

Looking to sell your trailers?

I buy basic trailers for $4,000
and max trailers for $6,250.

No questions asked.
No paperwork.
Don’t worry about where they’re going;
Once I’ve paid, they’re not your problem anymore.

Unofficial Secret Santa Service (Closed) ·

23:47:35 - 23/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to BullShirt

 

Duke stole my present I think. 

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TEN · · 1 like

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY NINE · · 4 likes

This is the only breakfast I need to get through the day.

 

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

toking to max nerve/crime xp. Ideally a Pub

 

  • Manual labor 7,288
  • Intelligence 14,108
  • Endurance 16,302

JLT AUTUMN 2025 CUSTOM BANNERS ·

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S7upidity

L3

220 days of my life wasted (thread dividends ofc) ·

Congrats!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a mechanic or Lingerie Store

 

 

WORK STATS

Manual labor: 6,911

Intelligence: 10,660

Endurance: 10,121

 

potentially interested in buying trains depending on price. 

 

05:14:41 - 01/11/25 You received a Book : Brown-nosing The Boss

 

Black Friday Madness 2025 ·

Signed up,  1300 TCT

Quitting ·

In before the thread is revealed as a great troll in itself

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! · · 1 like

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