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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

Manual labor 204,882
Intelligence 148,937
Endurance 156,034
Total 509,853

4 in EE

Looking for 10* TV, Restaurant, or Candle Shop

Throwback: Anniversary of the furry DB on PT · · 44 likes

It's been a year since that furry tried to end the 100k Halloween chain of PT by "shoving a dirty bomb up his ass". It was a pretty a wild time to be alive.

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Winners and Losers · · 29 likes

Those blocks of text gave me eye cancer. Congrats on pissing a lot of people off, I guess? Hopefully now you can go back to delaying RA.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Looking for gents strip club, 10 stars
  • Manual labor 168,256
  • Intelligence 124,029
  • Endurance 107,430

Seductive Stethoscope · · 6 likes


The Seductive Stethoscope
is a Collectible Item.
The enigmatic Drmark uses this cold instrument to pick up the heated flutter of a lovestruck lady or the palpitations of a troubled wrongdoer, keeping the population of Torn City healthy.

Cric: 21 (Extremely Rare)

Selling this hard to find collectable, just in time for Valentine's day. Send a message or chat if you are interested.

Edit: It's in my bazaar if you want to take a look

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My 500.000.000,- newbie mistake, plz laugh with/at me ·

I kind of did the same thing when I was new with dumbells. I thought that they were reusable on a cooldown. Fortunately for me, SE's were only worth about 25m at the time.

Torn Casino Rigged? My Blackjack Stats Say Yes ·

I don't think the odds are static, which is why these tables fail. The chance of the dealer getting a winning hand increases with the bet amount. It's not subtle either, but blatant. The best advice for anyone wanting to up their NW in Torn is to casino ban themselves.

Awareness Week 2026 · · 3 likes

10/10 awareness merits, 2 days in a row of nothing found in the city.

40 day old gets double tentacled?? · · 1 like

It's the same shit as the lotteries and slot jackpots.

Same Routine Different Day · · 2 likes

You get what you put in. 

'Tis My Torn Bday · · 4 likes

  • Age 6,969

1st to SE cap speed and 1st to SE cap 3 stats · · 4 likes

Congrats Xanty!

 

It's crazy how much you gain at cap from just 1 SE

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie ·

The only way this would be better is if they had that furry from a couple years back drop it from his ass and write a manifesto.

TornFM - News & Discussion Thread · · 2 likes

I was a part of Torn Radio back in the mIRC days. It really helped bring a sense of community to Torn. I hope that TornFM is similarly successful.

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Spooky things happen in the Halloweentown public restrooms.

21k Skimmed Card Details · · 11 likes

Posting this here for the people who collect and analyze these stats. I was going to wait until 30k, but I clicked the wrong button.

You paste a small sample of 21,877 credit card numbers on a members-only scamming forum.Someone sends you a direct message offering a price of $205 per card.You accept the offer, but the client then asks if you can knock off five bucks per log.You respond positively, but replace your database with a zipped file containing nothing but SpongeBob erotica.When the client complains, you demand the rest of the money to send over the real files.They relent and wire over the full amount, so you upload the 21,877 immediately.That SpongeBob folder contained some good stuff - you should've charged extra!
SUCCESS
$4,484,785

Finders Keepers: Victims of Crime 2.0 Junk · · 1 like

Just started my book as well. All the new trash feels bad.

Books in Mission Shop · · 1 like

There is also a larger pool of items that can spawn as mission rewards with the introduction of "high quality" gear being added.

Anyone else regretting the Crimes 2.0 move? · · 13 likes

I have been enjoying crimes 2.0 .

There is really only one major issue with them that bothers me:

The introduction of so many new, useless 'junk' items after Ched and Bogie making it clear that too many items in the current database system were the main reason for Torn running so slow, especially during major events.

Festivals ·

Do you regularly attend any music festivals, or plan to go to any soon? I go to a lot in the Summer and just thought it might be nice to meet up with any other players who happen to be going to the same places.

ITT: What are your typical festival plans?

maybe im not good ·

This is another fake "I'm quitting" thread, isn't it? I hate that this has become fashionable. Reminds me of those long social media posts about quitting, but they never really do.

Cracking open the Zip Wallet · · 3 likes

Thanks Hemi. I'd be interested in seeing cardholders next. I think they can have business class tickets and lawyer business cards as well, which make them more interesting.

Throwback: Anniversary of the furry DB on PT · · 1 like

Good catch! Edited the top post to have the correct missing letter. I also considered adding single quotes to "his", because it remains unclear who or what was shoved where.

Throwback: Anniversary of the furry DB on PT · · 3 likes

You should have gotten that Grammy.

Winners and Losers · · 29 likes

Those blocks of text gave me eye cancer. Congrats on pissing a lot of people off, I guess? Hopefully now you can go back to delaying RA.