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Best Torn Limerick gets $50m · · 10 likes

There once was a man come from Torn

He found himself feeling forlorn

He sought happiness

and at last he was blessed

When he found a great big box of porn!

TACO · · 6 likes

Watching conservatives pretend they care about the Iranian people would be funny if the whole situation wasn’t so awful. 

Senator Chris Murphy lays out Trumps corruption from his first 500 days · · 5 likes

https://youtu.be/DaQ_95hPhu4?is=T5mlYUQiqvQHbgdX

 

This is not some YouTuber. This is a sitting senator presenting in an official capacity. You can look this stuff up and verify it pretty easily.

 

Challenge to the American conservatives of P&L:

 

If you really care about the USA, you need to watch this and actually think about it. 

No way you can actually watch this in good faith and not come to the conclusion that this is the most corrupt administration to ever infest the halls of Washington DC.

Married! Wish us luck! · · 8 likes

A pair of balls? But they’re so squishy and prone to injury. Better to grow a vag. Those things can really take a pounding!

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 23 likes

yeah, they really should step up their game and scam noobs for defends. That's the way to get 'em!

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Our president has ended war with Iran ! 9-26 ·

Well, you’re absolutely correct about the gullible people believing in and spreading the propaganda! 

Your posts here are evidence of it in fact!

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Trump Announces Illegal Bribe for Votes ·

Republicans have control of the house, senate, and presidency right now. What is stopping them from issuing the checks right now? If its not just an attempt to buy votes, I mean. 

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Married! Wish us luck! · · 8 likes

A pair of balls? But they’re so squishy and prone to injury. Better to grow a vag. Those things can really take a pounding!

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Looking for a position in a 9/10* Candle Shop, Game shop, or Farm for long term employment. (anything that gives 5e/JP)

 

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Political Meme Dump · · 1 like

We also used the metric system to land on the moon…

 

I wish we would switch to metric for most things, because it makes so much more sense.

Dibbie the Trader · · 1 like

Fast and safe trade at a decent price. thanks!

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America Party - New Political Party ·

Same here!

 

I’m surprised it came up again after Elon announced this last year.


Actually, I’m not sure this story isn’t from last year. July 7th 2025 was the first time this was announced…

 

I haven’t seen anything else about it since. 

America Party - New Political Party · · 1 like

I would love to see the two party system broken in the US. Unfortunately, with our current system of campaign finance, the amount of money needed will prevent any new party created from being anything that helps the general public. It will just be more monied interests advocating for their masters. 


It’s much more important to overturn “citizens united” (the biggest joke of a name in modern history) and reform our campaign finance laws than to try and get a new party off the ground at this time.

 

Also, I really doubt Elon has the brains and will to pull this off, and I doubt it would be good for anyone but him if he did. 

Problems at Trump International Airport · · 1 like

Your claim is actually evidence against itself. If he had settled or if the case hadn’t ended, he wouldn’t need to or even be able to appeal it. 
 
it did end. A jury found him civilly liable. The only reason they didn’t find him liable of ****, is due to the wording of New York’s laws which specify forceful penile penetration as ****. Most people would consider **** to be any forceful penetration with any foreign object or appendage. He was found liable for forceful digital penetration. 

 

He has been going through the appeals process, but that is not the same as saying it hasn’t been decided. 

Problems at Trump International Airport · · 1 like

He did not settle. He was found civilly liable for sexual assault meeting the common definition of **** by a jury of his peers. 

He was also found liable for defamation for claiming she was lying about it. 

it was not brought before a criminal court due to the statute of limitations, not a lack of evidence. 

RACCOON BUYING MOST ITEMS! · · 1 like

Fast trade. good price. no hassles!

 

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Police arrest man on suspicion of Ann Widdecombe's murder · · 2 likes

I’ve been reading P&L for a while now. I’m starting to think making a fool of himself is just his kink.

Trump Destroy World Cup ·

Ah, my mistake there. I forgot we finally started paying them. That is still very new compared to the age of the sport.

Trump Destroy World Cup ·

Yeah! We like our sports where the players don't get paid, but risk life altering injuries and repeated concussions with brain damage! 'Murica!

Senator Chris Murphy lays out Trumps corruption from his first 500 days · · 3 likes

It's pretty wild. 

 

As a frequent reader of this forum, I knew this would likely be ignored by the usual conservative posters here. As ElHeffe pointed out, they aren't interested in responding to anything like this since they can't really do anything to disprove it. The best they could do is handwave it like he said. 

 

I still wanted to put it out there. If for nothing else to spread some awareness, and give people a convenient reference for other conversations on corruption. I made an offhand comment a couple weeks ago on a different thread about the corruption being so rampant that it is truly difficult to keep track of. This video just lays almost all of it out with dates.