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Onions ·

I think I would prefer to imagine two onions. One is the lonliest number, (so they say.) And as someone that often works and cooks with onions, two onions can resemble a pair of tatas. Tatas are pretty nice, if you know; you know. ANd If was just one man alone in the world, two onions ould be there to remind me of what could have, and what had been.

 

how did you come up with your name? ·

Buddy, I am a functioning alcholic. People were p[esetering me to play this game and looked around to see a filthy room full of empty green beer bottles with one word. (okay maybe a few but ya know.)

I feel lost ·

I feel lost too,

 

but brother when youi're lost you can sit still and starve,

 

or you cna move forward and find mushrooms

Aliens are the God · · 1 like

Tonight, it happenbed aghain, i got shit face with my favorite beer and they took me. I had to tell someone and chronicle MS Word thought, but here was torn open...

 

They come in the night and their light is like a little lullaby, i Suppose becausde it lulls you in. THere is a grat big light and a sound similar to the grinding of rusted geers. I could only taste my beers and bad dreath, but then it was like licking a 9 volt battery

 

my hands are still shaken./

 

but i felt like i was coming out of the womb, peeling the veul

 

entering another dimension i couldnt even comprehend....

1 Horse Sized Goose or 10 Goose Sized Horses? · · 1 like

A real man never knows the adversity he could face, until he dares allow himself to fight a horse sized goose.

How Many Times have y'all been abducted by aliens? ·

It was some dark times. I can barely count on two hands how many times. . . It's funny . . .