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JoeySp [3574982] Level 27 SKS Adapted SKS Foot-Soldier

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A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 94 likes

If there are death threats, then report that evidence to admins. 

Group Chat when · · 7 likes

Showbutthole chat when?   

Need New Partner :) · · 3 likes

“You had me at Henlo.”

A warning to players in Torn about WruceBayne. Another crash out by -Thor-? · · 25 likes

Why are Thor's bra cups way too high and wide.

Electrician needed!! · · 19 likes

That’s old tech….Most potatoes nowadays have wireless charging.

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I HAVE A THEORY · · 1 like

You have a hypothesis, not a theory.

Mr Beasts gimme sum money ·

After an extensive google search, you are right,  she is quite the quote fiend…also makes a great breakfast, if you know what I mean.

Mr Beasts gimme sum money · · 1 like

“The begging is uncouth.   If thouht put in the effort on the Torn threads, they are justly rewarded with Torn dollars.”   - Albert Einstein

 

Mr Beasts gimme sum money ·

The other players say they are cool too.  

Mr Beasts gimme sum money · · 1 like

That was very Thoreau.   Paid!

Mr Beasts gimme sum money ·

Go for it…$3 if it’s good.

 

$100 if it rhymes.

Mr Beasts gimme sum money · · 1 like

Why should I give you my hard earned money instead of the other new player?   Please put together a 5 minute video explaining. 

Complain about the rules! · · 1 like

butthole, extra straps, poles, and ate?    Where do I sign us up?

Newbie trying to get established ·

Do you have a slide deck of pros and cons of giving you free stuff over the other new players?   Show us what makes you special over the other 2 or 3 hundred new players!   This is a time for you to shine!  

 

 Please don’t spend more than 8 hours on this unless you really want us to give you our hard earned stuff.

@Wardyward, you are without honor ·

Urban legend is that Tupac is alive somewhere.  This proves it to me!

Nightstick! ·

im looking at it.   looks fun to me. and 2 others.   

Group Chat when · · 7 likes

Showbutthole chat when?   

TOXIC TORN PLAYER ALERT ·

Not a single luxury.   Like Robinson Caruso.

What drug should torn add? · · 2 likes

Catnip.   Meow!

52 Million Vicodin ·

Duh…the same thing we do with the tampons.

Help your girl out!!!! ·

Looking for help getting out, girl?

quesadillas and cough medicine ·

KACHOW! KACHOW!

Need New Partner :) · · 3 likes

“You had me at Henlo.”

In need of rich husband ·

Hard Rock Cafe shirt and looking for a man…

 

 

More like Hard Scammer Cafe, amirite?

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I do say, that is egregious.  And you have style and pizzazz, sir.