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Torn is the only game where you dont want to have large amounts of money on you

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Woah this sounds fun lol

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Apologies, this is my first guide so it might be unclear so tell me what I can do to improve it if you want :)

The lighter colored text is the story/lore, feel free to ignore it if you just want the snowglobe

You're going to start off outside the garage, so just go in

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Go forward to this blue computer on the table (you'll get this dialogue) and walk into the left shelf of tools

Rick is giving you your Christmas gift early, now you just need to go get it.

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You'll enter a room with a boiler and some barrels. Head forward and walk into the red shelf in the middle (on the right side of the room)

Rick needs you to get something for him, but you get the wrong thing and pass out.

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You'll enter an entirely black room. Walk in any direction until you get teleported into a different room. You'll get teleported a few times with different dialogue into seemingly the same place but keep walking)

At this point, Rick's just trying to wake you up (you're currently passed out)

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You'll be in the ship with Rick (I couldn't get a pic of this so imagine the same thing but without the ice). Walk sideways and walk into him again. Then walk right/east until you see a mountain of ice.

You were going somewhere, and Rick let you take the wheel for a second, but you crashed the both of you into a comet.

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The map won't let you go straight up and then to the right, so walk strictly along the edges of the mountain and "jump" over it.

Since gravity's less abundant, you are able to jump over the obstacles in your way.

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Walk right/east until you see the cave.

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Once you enter the cave, go left/west, and follow the path until you reach a fork.

Against Rick's advice, you go inside the cave.

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Both paths loop around and go to the same place, so feel free to take either one

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When you start to see the two paths merge together, go to the path on the right as shown (I didn't see it and I looped around wondering where to go, don't be like me)

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You'll see the cave kind of end. Don't worry, this is intentional and you're meant to be here. Walk into the white glowing tile.

The cave "ends" and you investigate the "light".

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You'll be in a completely white "void". Keep going left/west until you see the end.

You find out you're in a simulation and you're trying to break it by pushing it to its limits in generating the "void".

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v

As you reach the end, you'll start to go slower. Keep going into it until you get teleported.

You've reached the edge of the void, and now it's time to get out of the simulation.

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You'll enter "the real world". Walk past Rick and into the stairs. Keep going left until you see the portals.

Even though you're in the real world, Rick isn't, and you can't unplug him so you have to find a way to shut it down. However, you can still communicate through the ear piece.

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It turns out you were the one who drugged Rick and put the both of you into the simulation (you were drunk apparently)

Now, there will be three portals. You can decide to go through any one, but this will only cover the portal in the middle. Assuming you want to follow it, go through the middle/second portal.

There are three portals that lead to three different storylines.

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You will then enter Torn. Go left/west until you reach the jewelry and candy shops.

Rick knows that Torn City is a place of crime, so he tells you to stay off the streets and find an unlocked building.

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This is where it might get tedious. Follow these steps three times until you have 30 total battle stats.

1. Go to the candy store and walk into the shelves to eat candy.
2. Go to the jewelry store and steal the watch by walking UNDER it. (Don't walk to the other side of the counter, it won't send you to jail, and make sure you got the dialogue about the watch falling into your pocket) Then leave the store and you'll be sent to jail.
3. Make sure to step on the black square and then walk into the dumbbells. A common mistake is to step on the black square and off again; DO NOT DO THIS, it will only drain your happy and make it take longer. Instead, you should step onto the black square, onto the dumbbells, onto the black square again, and so on. If you are still confused, see the picture below.
4. The jail exit isn't very obvious so I marked it in the picture, but exit the jail (go left/west to find the jewelry and candy shops again) and repeat steps 1-3 until your gym stats are 30.

Basically, through this entire thing, you're resetting your happy back to 10, and because you can't get into jail (where the only gym is) without getting arrested, you steal a watch to be able to train to 30 battle stats.

You should see "Your gym stats are 30" when you step onto the black square before you continue through the guide. (Happiness isn't a factor, you only need it to increase your stats)

(I put this here because I know some of you aren't looking at the pictures even when you're confused)

ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU HAVE 30 GYM STATS OR THIS WILL NOT WORK

You should now be exiting the jail again, but this time, go right/east until you see the gift shop. Walk down the alley and behind the building to find the massage parlor where Leslie is. Walk into him and leave.

You walk into the massage parlor and ask Leslie what you can do to get a "special massage", and he tells you (after you sit on his lap) that you need to get him the contents of Duke's safe first.

Keep going right until you're on the right side of the parking lot and see the building. Enter it.

Fight Duke.... and get your ass handed to you.

You'll then wake up in the hospital. Leave, and go inside the gift (gun) shop you walked past earlier.

When Rick sees how bad you get beat by Duke, he tells you to go get a gun.

Talk to Big Al and get a gun. Then, go back to Duke and he'll tell you his safe's in the back of a car.

Big Al gives you a gun on the house to "increase your odds". Duke doesn't want to mess with you now that you have a gun, and tells you where the safe is.

Go behind this specific car and get this dialogue, and go back to Leslie.

There's... really bad poetry inside the safe...Well I can see why Leslie wants it for blackmail

Walk into Leslie again and then to the leftmost door.

Leslie thanks you and you get to go get your "massage" with an "especially fun time"

Walk into the portal.

There's no special fun time in here. It just has a portal. You've been lied to. :( 

Go walk inside the building.

Birdperson's here for some reason and he's apparently been expecting you.

Just keep going right/east until you reach the elevator, and then go inside.

Birdperson is apparently living in a new fancy apartment because he didn't want to go back to his old one after his incident with Tammy. He now has a fresh start in his new home.

Keep walking back and forth until the doors open.

Birdperson had gotten a text from Rick that he "wanted to knock you down a peg" (Rick's words) or "teach you a valuable life lesson in humility" (birdperson's words). You are (understandably) pissed because you literally went to jail and got your ass beat, but apparently that's a lesson. You're still pissed. You then arrive at birdperson's apartment.

Keep going right until you see birdperson and walk into him to receive your snowglobe.

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Idrk you, and…

Yeah idk I can’t say anything about someone I don’t know but good luck!

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Good luck to me too!

Ah yes

Thanks for the cans <3

Maybe?

More for the gore!

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Since I can’t choose between either Tchia or Shogun showdown, surprise me :)

(Thank you for doing this btw kind person <3)

Received the Tchia code, thanks again!

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Apologies, this is my first guide so it might be unclear so tell me what I can do to improve it if you want :)

The lighter colored text is the story/lore, feel free to ignore it if you just want the snowglobe

You're going to start off outside the garage, so just go in

||

v

Go forward to this blue computer on the table (you'll get this dialogue) and walk into the left shelf of tools

Rick is giving you your Christmas gift early, now you just need to go get it.

||

v

You'll enter a room with a boiler and some barrels. Head forward and walk into the red shelf in the middle (on the right side of the room)

Rick needs you to get something for him, but you get the wrong thing and pass out.

||

v

You'll enter an entirely black room. Walk in any direction until you get teleported into a different room. You'll get teleported a few times with different dialogue into seemingly the same place but keep walking)

At this point, Rick's just trying to wake you up (you're currently passed out)

||

v

You'll be in the ship with Rick (I couldn't get a pic of this so imagine the same thing but without the ice). Walk sideways and walk into him again. Then walk right/east until you see a mountain of ice.

You were going somewhere, and Rick let you take the wheel for a second, but you crashed the both of you into a comet.

||

v

The map won't let you go straight up and then to the right, so walk strictly along the edges of the mountain and "jump" over it.

Since gravity's less abundant, you are able to jump over the obstacles in your way.

||

v

Walk right/east until you see the cave.

||

v

Once you enter the cave, go left/west, and follow the path until you reach a fork.

Against Rick's advice, you go inside the cave.

||

v

Both paths loop around and go to the same place, so feel free to take either one

||

v

When you start to see the two paths merge together, go to the path on the right as shown (I didn't see it and I looped around wondering where to go, don't be like me)

||

v

You'll see the cave kind of end. Don't worry, this is intentional and you're meant to be here. Walk into the white glowing tile.

The cave "ends" and you investigate the "light".

||

v

You'll be in a completely white "void". Keep going left/west until you see the end.

You find out you're in a simulation and you're trying to break it by pushing it to its limits in generating the "void".

||

v

As you reach the end, you'll start to go slower. Keep going into it until you get teleported.

You've reached the edge of the void, and now it's time to get out of the simulation.

||

v

You'll enter "the real world". Walk past Rick and into the stairs. Keep going left until you see the portals.

Even though you're in the real world, Rick isn't, and you can't unplug him so you have to find a way to shut it down. However, you can still communicate through the ear piece.

||

v

It turns out you were the one who drugged Rick and put the both of you into the simulation (you were drunk apparently)

Now, there will be three portals. You can decide to go through any one, but this will only cover the portal in the middle. Assuming you want to follow it, go through the middle/second portal.

There are three portals that lead to three different storylines.

||

v

You will then enter Torn. Go left/west until you reach the jewelry and candy shops.

Rick knows that Torn City is a place of crime, so he tells you to stay off the streets and find an unlocked building.

||

v

This is where it might get tedious. Follow these steps three times until you have 30 total battle stats.

1. Go to the candy store and walk into the shelves to eat candy.
2. Go to the jewelry store and steal the watch by walking UNDER it. (Don't walk to the other side of the counter, it won't send you to jail, and make sure you got the dialogue about the watch falling into your pocket) Then leave the store and you'll be sent to jail.
3. Make sure to step on the black square and then walk into the dumbbells. A common mistake is to step on the black square and off again; DO NOT DO THIS, it will only drain your happy and make it take longer. Instead, you should step onto the black square, onto the dumbbells, onto the black square again, and so on. If you are still confused, see the picture below.
4. The jail exit isn't very obvious so I marked it in the picture, but exit the jail (go left/west to find the jewelry and candy shops again) and repeat steps 1-3 until your gym stats are 30.

Basically, through this entire thing, you're resetting your happy back to 10, and because you can't get into jail (where the only gym is) without getting arrested, you steal a watch to be able to train to 30 battle stats.

You should see "Your gym stats are 30" when you step onto the black square before you continue through the guide. (Happiness isn't a factor, you only need it to increase your stats)

(I put this here because I know some of you aren't looking at the pictures even when you're confused)

ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU HAVE 30 GYM STATS OR THIS WILL NOT WORK

You should now be exiting the jail again, but this time, go right/east until you see the gift shop. Walk down the alley and behind the building to find the massage parlor where Leslie is. Walk into him and leave.

You walk into the massage parlor and ask Leslie what you can do to get a "special massage", and he tells you (after you sit on his lap) that you need to get him the contents of Duke's safe first.

Keep going right until you're on the right side of the parking lot and see the building. Enter it.

Fight Duke.... and get your ass handed to you.

You'll then wake up in the hospital. Leave, and go inside the gift (gun) shop you walked past earlier.

When Rick sees how bad you get beat by Duke, he tells you to go get a gun.

Talk to Big Al and get a gun. Then, go back to Duke and he'll tell you his safe's in the back of a car.

Big Al gives you a gun on the house to "increase your odds". Duke doesn't want to mess with you now that you have a gun, and tells you where the safe is.

Go behind this specific car and get this dialogue, and go back to Leslie.

There's... really bad poetry inside the safe...Well I can see why Leslie wants it for blackmail

Walk into Leslie again and then to the leftmost door.

Leslie thanks you and you get to go get your "massage" with an "especially fun time"

Walk into the portal.

There's no special fun time in here. It just has a portal. You've been lied to. :( 

Go walk inside the building.

Birdperson's here for some reason and he's apparently been expecting you.

Just keep going right/east until you reach the elevator, and then go inside.

Birdperson is apparently living in a new fancy apartment because he didn't want to go back to his old one after his incident with Tammy. He now has a fresh start in his new home.

Keep walking back and forth until the doors open.

Birdperson had gotten a text from Rick that he "wanted to knock you down a peg" (Rick's words) or "teach you a valuable life lesson in humility" (birdperson's words). You are (understandably) pissed because you literally went to jail and got your ass beat, but apparently that's a lesson. You're still pissed. You then arrive at birdperson's apartment.

Keep going right until you see birdperson and walk into him to receive your snowglobe.

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