Hello, as a year long poker viber I'm here to offer you a guide for free VIBIN'!
First of all, what is poker vibin'?
It's playing poker for you know, the vibes!
Poker is a GAMBLING game!!! That means you will lose money in the long run! But remember:
Money is temporary, but vibe is eternal.
-Xinwz
- So, how do I poker vibe?
Grab your money, sit down and vibe!
Poker is a game where you try to form the best combination of cards using two dealt cards and five shared cards. For the combos, you can click the spade symbol on the bottom!
Spoiler:
Poker is a game of patience! You can rush, but it's likely you'll be beaten by the pokerer with The exact cards needed to beat your hand or Surprise flush or Flop House and more...
- So, how do I vibe?
A poker viber is made of three essential things: Vibing Lifestyle, Viber Mentality and most importantly, THE VIBER SENSE.
The Vibing lifestyle is, travel, play poker while racing, and travel. Vibers need money to be vibin' after all.
The Viber Mentality is going ATWT (All The Way Through). Measure Money in Xanax. Pay to see the Flop. Pay to see the Turn. Pay to see the River. Go all in if you are winning and (optional) WIN!
FLOP is 1-3 Xanax at most.
TURN is 3/4 - 1 POT.
RIVER is 1/2 POT - ALL IN.
Viber tip:
Raise using the buttons to give them psychological warfare. Humans are social animals, and will try to read the mood of a (alleged) player.
Don't be
Be
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And lastly,
The Viber Sense is the ability to know when you are f**ked. Don't bluff with huge amounts of money for a 200k pot. Fold if there's two raising and reraising to the millions if you can't pay. Let them measure their pp in peace!
Consider getting into the mind of a non-viber.
Case 1: Pre-flop raise, turn check. Pair, flush dreamer or straight. You vibin'? Check. You ravin'? Raise. They raise and you not vibin'? Fold.
Case 2: Pre-flop raise, turn raise. You vibin'? Pay. You ravin'? Raise. They raise too much and you not vibin'? Fold.
Case 3: Pre-flop raise, turn raise, River raise. You vibin'? Pay. You ravin'? Raise. They raise too much and you not vibin'? Fold.
Case 4123412: Forget all of the above, read The Art of War:
OPTIONAL:
- Play house of the rising sun on loop
- Tell your hand in the table chat
- Go all in
- ???
- Profit (optional)
Now young Vibawan, go vibe and remember vibe is not just a means to the end, it's the means and the end. Have fun!
Mother, tell your children~
Not to do what I had done~
Spend your millions to end in misery~
In the House of the Rising Sun~
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