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Obsidian Shield's Torn City Challenge! · · 2 likes

Hey Torn City Legends!

 

I’m NeonSwitch, the proud director of the Obsidian Shield Law Firm, and I’m here to stir things up with a bit of fun and games! Whether you’re a hardened criminal or a business mogul, this challenge is for everyone.

 

⸻

 

🚀 The Obsidian Challenge – How Tough Are You? 🚀

 

Think you’re smart? Fast? Lucky? Let’s put it to the test!

 

Here’s how it works:

1. Answer the Question Below (random, funny, or strategic!)

2. I’ll choose 1 random winner who gets a surprise cash prize or special reward!

3. But wait… if your answer is hilarious or impressively smart, you might just win even more!

 

⸻

 

🔥 Today’s Challenge Question:

 

If you had to win a court case in Torn City, which item from your inventory would you use to bribe the judge, and why?

 

⸻

 

Example Answer:

“I’d bribe the judge with a case of beer and tell them it’s ‘liquid persuasion’ to rule in my favor!”

 

⸻

 

🏆 Rewards for Winners:

• First Place: $1,000,000 Torn Cash + a shout-out in my next forum post!

• Runner-Up: $500,000 Torn Cash!

• Bonus Prize: If your answer makes me laugh out loud, you’ll get a mystery item!

 

⸻

 

📝 Rules:

• Only one answer per player (no spamming!).

• Keep it fun, creative, and respectful.

• Winners will be announced in 24 hours!

• Open to everyone, no level restrictions!

 

⸻

 

🎯 Why Am I Doing This?

 

Because Torn City is about fun, chaos, and building connections, and I want to get to know more of you legends out there! Plus, who doesn’t like a bit of easy cash and fun banter?

 

⸻

 

So, let’s get this rolling. Drop your answers below and let the Obsidian Challenge begin!

 

Ready… Set… Court is in Session! ⚔️

 

⸻

 

P.S.: Check out Obsidian Shield – We’re hiring the best of the best. Want to be part of the city’s toughest legal team? Slide into my DMs!

HIRING] Obsidian Shield - Growing Law Firm Recruit · · 0 likes

Obsidian Shield is a growing 2★ Law Firm recruiting active Attorneys, with premium pay for high Intelligence.

 

We run at 100% efficiency and environment and are scaling quickly. Early hires benefit the most as the company grows.

 

 

 

💼 Open Positions

Attorney (multiple slots)

 

 

 

💰 INT-Based Pay (No Flat Rates)

We reward intelligence, not filler stats:

 

  • 1k–3k INT: $2,500/day
  • 3k–6k INT: $5,000/day
  • 6k–10k INT: $8,000/day
  • 10k+ INT: $12,000–$15,000/day

 

 

Pay increases automatically with INT growth and company stars.

 

 

 

📈 What You Get

 

  • Regular INT-focused job trains
  • Active director & stable company
  • Long-term scaling (pay rises with stars)
  • No micromanagement — just stay active

 

 

 

 

✅ Requirements

 

  • High activity
  • Willing to grow with the firm
  • INT-focused players preferred

 

Loyalty Deserves Legacy. Our Top Role Awaits. · · 0 likes

Obsidian Shield isn’t just a company — it’s a team. We’re selective with our Consultants, not because of stats — but because they set the standard.

 

This is our most trusted role. You’ll represent the firm, be first in line for bonuses, and be part of shaping something great.

 

💼 Consultant

💰 $7,500/day

📚 Trains Intelligence fastest

🎖️ Must be loyal, active, and team-minded

🎁 Highest access to Trains, CRM, and perks

 

If you’re ready for more than a paycheck — you’ve found your place.

Think Fast, Grow Smart - Marketing Role · · 0 likes

We’re hiring INT-focused players who want more than just pay. We’re building a culture — and we’re looking for thinkers.

 

This role is best for those with 22k+ INT (but we’ll work with anyone with the right energy).

 

📊 Role: Marketer

💰 $6,000/day

📈 Trains Intelligence

🎁 Promotion potential and long-term loyalty perks

 

Join us while we’re growing — and grow with us. We take care of our people.

Looking for Daily Work + Real INT Growth? · · 0 likes

Looking for a job that actually helps your build? Want to be trained, promoted, and rewarded for effort?

 

We’re hiring Attorneys to become the backbone of Obsidian Shield — a rising law firm focused on loyalty over legacy.

 

⚖️ Attorney Role

💰 $5,000/day

📚 Trains Intelligence passively

🎓 Great for Education + INT builds

🎁 Loyalty bonuses, training access, fast promotions

 

No politics. No ego. Just real rewards for showing up and doing your part.

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Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Selling 4★ Law Firm – 9 Employee Slots – 1 Year+ Old

 

Selling my 4★ Law Firm as I’m looking to move into a different company type.

 

Company details:

 

4★ Law Firm
9 employee slots
Company age: 1 year+
Good foundation already built
Suitable for someone wanting to take over and push it further
Useful law perks already unlocked
Ideal for a director who wants a running company rather than starting from 0★

 

This is a good opportunity for someone who wants a Law Firm with stars already built and room to grow.

 

Company bank is not included unless agreed separately.

 

Open to sensible offers.
Message me if interested or if you want 

HIRING] Obsidian Shield - Growing Law Firm Recruit ·

Obsidian Shield is a growing 2★ Law Firm recruiting active Attorneys, with premium pay for high Intelligence.

 

We run at 100% efficiency and environment and are scaling quickly. Early hires benefit the most as the company grows.

 

 

 

💼 Open Positions

Attorney (multiple slots)

 

 

 

💰 INT-Based Pay (No Flat Rates)

We reward intelligence, not filler stats:

 

  • 1k–3k INT: $2,500/day
  • 3k–6k INT: $5,000/day
  • 6k–10k INT: $8,000/day
  • 10k+ INT: $12,000–$15,000/day

 

 

Pay increases automatically with INT growth and company stars.

 

 

 

📈 What You Get

 

  • Regular INT-focused job trains
  • Active director & stable company
  • Long-term scaling (pay rises with stars)
  • No micromanagement — just stay active

 

 

 

 

✅ Requirements

 

  • High activity
  • Willing to grow with the firm
  • INT-focused players preferred

 

Loyalty Deserves Legacy. Our Top Role Awaits. ·

Obsidian Shield isn’t just a company — it’s a team. We’re selective with our Consultants, not because of stats — but because they set the standard.

 

This is our most trusted role. You’ll represent the firm, be first in line for bonuses, and be part of shaping something great.

 

💼 Consultant

💰 $7,500/day

📚 Trains Intelligence fastest

🎖️ Must be loyal, active, and team-minded

🎁 Highest access to Trains, CRM, and perks

 

If you’re ready for more than a paycheck — you’ve found your place.

Think Fast, Grow Smart - Marketing Role ·

We’re hiring INT-focused players who want more than just pay. We’re building a culture — and we’re looking for thinkers.

 

This role is best for those with 22k+ INT (but we’ll work with anyone with the right energy).

 

📊 Role: Marketer

💰 $6,000/day

📈 Trains Intelligence

🎁 Promotion potential and long-term loyalty perks

 

Join us while we’re growing — and grow with us. We take care of our people.

Looking for Daily Work + Real INT Growth? ·

Looking for a job that actually helps your build? Want to be trained, promoted, and rewarded for effort?

 

We’re hiring Attorneys to become the backbone of Obsidian Shield — a rising law firm focused on loyalty over legacy.

 

⚖️ Attorney Role

💰 $5,000/day

📚 Trains Intelligence passively

🎓 Great for Education + INT builds

🎁 Loyalty bonuses, training access, fast promotions

 

No politics. No ego. Just real rewards for showing up and doing your part.

Seeking Secretaries - Torn's Elite Law Firm Starts ·

We’re looking for people who treat their Torn career seriously.

 

At Obsidian Shield, your job is more than just passive income. It’s a pathway to real progression — with rewards for those who earn it.

 

📎 Secretary Role

💰 $4,500/day

🏋️ Trains END daily

🎁 Bonus system for loyal streaks (7/14/30 days)

📈 Promotion path to higher-paid INT roles

 

This isn’t just a paycheck — it’s a stepping stone.

Apply if you’re ready to grow with us.

Smart, Steady, Reliable? We Want You! ·

Obsidian Shield is hiring dedicated players to join our core team.

 

We don’t care about your stats — we care about your habits.

Log in daily. Work without skipping. Be part of something that’s just getting started but built to last.

 

💼 Role: Assistant

💰 Pay: $3,000/day

🏃 Builds endurance (END)

🎁 Bonuses for loyalty and activity

 

If you’re consistent, we’ll give you opportunities to rise.

We’re not just offering jobs — we’re building careers.

No Experience?No Problem. Join a Law Firm to train ·

🛡️ Looking for your first real Torn job?

Join Obsidian Shield, a new law firm that rewards loyalty, not just stats.

 

We hire based on attitude, effort, and commitment — not how strong you already are.

Start as a Cleaner. Show us you’re reliable. We’ll train you up, promote you fast, and treat you like family.

 

💰 Daily Pay: $1,000

🎯 No stat requirement

✅ Loyalty = promotions, bonuses, stat boosts

📈 We train and promote from within

 

Apply today. Work daily. Grow into something big.

JOIN 0* up and coming Law Firm - Obsidian Shield ·

Top Pay | Fast Growth | Bonuses | 10-Star Ambition

 

We’re building Torn City’s next 10-star powerhouse and looking for active, ambitious players to join our team!

 

⸻

 

💸 Current Positions & Pay

Cleaner      - $25,000/day  (5,500+ Manual/Endurance)  
Assistant    - $30,000/day  (5,500+ Endurance/2,750+ Intelligence)  
Secretary    - $40,000/day  (16,500+ Endurance/8,250+ Intelligence)  
Marketer     - $45,000/day  (22,000+ Intelligence/11,000+ Endurance)  
Consultant   - $60,000/day  (33,000+ Intelligence/16,500+ Endurance)  
Attorney     - $70,000/day  (11,000+ Intelligence/5,500+ Endurance)

 

✅ Bonuses for top performers!

✅ Fast promotions for loyal, active players.

✅ Stat guidance to help you grow faster.

 

 

🎯 How to Apply

• DM me your current stats and desired role.

• Show up, stay active, and grow with us!

 

 

Obsidian Shield – Protecting What Matters. ⚔️

Obsidian Shield's Torn City Challenge! · · 1 like

🎉 [WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT] Obsidian Shield Challenge! 🎉

 

First off, a massive THANK YOU to everyone who participated! Your creativity and humor made this challenge one for the books, and I had an absolute blast going through your entries.

 

 

 

🥇 First Place Winner – 1,000,000 Torn Cash + Shoutout!

 

Winner: STYLESE

Entry:

 

“I would bribe the judge with an unlabelled box containing a dildo and a message: ‘Your Honor, I figured you might enjoy screwing someone other than me today.’”

 

Why They Won:

This was the most daring and hilarious entry! It stood out for its shock value and humor – you definitely made me laugh!

 

 

 

🥈 Runner-Up – 500,000 Torn Cash!

 

Winner: TRAVSHARP

Entry:

 

“I’d tell the judge: ‘Thinking of executing someone? Buy a gun! Then use that gun to rob a hardware store and acquire this length of sturdy, polyhemp rope instead.’

 

Why They Won:

The sheer creativity and storytelling were impressive. This one had dark humor with a smart twist, making it stand out.

 

 

 

🎁 Bonus Winner #1 – Mystery Prize!

 

Winner: OLIVE_AI

Entry:

 

“I’d bribe the judge with a trout and tell them it’s a ‘fishy situation, but I’m hooked on your decision!’ to rule in my favor!”

 

Why:

Classic pun humor that absolutely hooked me! Bonus points for creativity.

 

 

 

🎁 Bonus Winner #2 – Mystery Prize!

 

Winner: MATTDA GOAT

Entry:

 

“I’d send him 10 Xanax and tell him to train and get strong.”

 

Why:

Short, sharp, and funny. It was an unexpected and cheeky answer that stood out!

 

 

 

🚨 How to Claim Your Prizes:

 

Winners, DM me directly to collect your Torn Cash or mystery prize!

 

 

 

💬 What’s Next?

• More competitions and giveaways coming soon!

• Want to be part of something bigger? Obsidian Shield is hiring! If you’re ready to work for Torn City’s rising law firm and be part of an ambitious, driven team, shoot me a DM!

 

 

 

⚔️ Obsidian Shield – Protecting What Matters. ⚔️

 

 

 

This post wraps up the competition in a fun, positive, and community-focused way while promoting future engagement. Let me know if you’d like to tweak anything!

Obsidian Shield's Torn City Challenge! ·

The Obsidian Shield Challenge has officially CLOSED! ⚔️

 

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who participated and brought the fun, creativity, and chaos to the table! Your answers were hilarious, smart, and made this challenge one to remember.

 

 

 

🏆 Winner Announcement!

 

The competition may be closed, but the excitement isn’t over just yet! I’ll be reviewing all entries carefully and announcing the winner tomorrow morning.

 

Here’s what’s on the line:

🥇 First Place: $1,000,000 Torn Cash + Shoutout in my next forum post!

🥈 Runner-Up: $500,000 Torn Cash!

🎁 Bonus Prize: Mystery item for the funniest or most creative answer!

? Join Obsidian Shield - Torn City's Premier Law ·

💸 Current Open Positions & Pay Rates:

• 🧹 Cleaner – $25,000/day

• 🗂️ Assistant – $30,000/day

• 📞 Secretary – $40,000/day

• 📣 Marketer – $45,000/day

• 🧠 Consultant – $60,000/day

• ⚖️ Attorney – $70,000/day

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10 word horror story · · 3 likes

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Obsidian Shield's Torn City Challenge! · · 2 likes

Hey Torn City Legends!

 

I’m NeonSwitch, the proud director of the Obsidian Shield Law Firm, and I’m here to stir things up with a bit of fun and games! Whether you’re a hardened criminal or a business mogul, this challenge is for everyone.

 

⸻

 

🚀 The Obsidian Challenge – How Tough Are You? 🚀

 

Think you’re smart? Fast? Lucky? Let’s put it to the test!

 

Here’s how it works:

1. Answer the Question Below (random, funny, or strategic!)

2. I’ll choose 1 random winner who gets a surprise cash prize or special reward!

3. But wait… if your answer is hilarious or impressively smart, you might just win even more!

 

⸻

 

🔥 Today’s Challenge Question:

 

If you had to win a court case in Torn City, which item from your inventory would you use to bribe the judge, and why?

 

⸻

 

Example Answer:

“I’d bribe the judge with a case of beer and tell them it’s ‘liquid persuasion’ to rule in my favor!”

 

⸻

 

🏆 Rewards for Winners:

• First Place: $1,000,000 Torn Cash + a shout-out in my next forum post!

• Runner-Up: $500,000 Torn Cash!

• Bonus Prize: If your answer makes me laugh out loud, you’ll get a mystery item!

 

⸻

 

📝 Rules:

• Only one answer per player (no spamming!).

• Keep it fun, creative, and respectful.

• Winners will be announced in 24 hours!

• Open to everyone, no level restrictions!

 

⸻

 

🎯 Why Am I Doing This?

 

Because Torn City is about fun, chaos, and building connections, and I want to get to know more of you legends out there! Plus, who doesn’t like a bit of easy cash and fun banter?

 

⸻

 

So, let’s get this rolling. Drop your answers below and let the Obsidian Challenge begin!

 

Ready… Set… Court is in Session! ⚔️

 

⸻

 

P.S.: Check out Obsidian Shield – We’re hiring the best of the best. Want to be part of the city’s toughest legal team? Slide into my DMs!

? Join Obsidian Shield - Torn City's Premier Law ·

Greetings Torn Citizens!

 

We’re excited to announce the launch of Obsidian Shield, a brand-new Law Firm in Torn City. We’re dedicated to excellence, growth, and building a powerhouse team that dominates the legal world.

 

 

 

💼 Now Hiring for the Following Positions:

• 🧹 Cleaner (No experience required – just the will to work hard!)

• 🗂️ Assistant (Organized and ready to assist in the daily grind)

• 📞 Secretary (Excellent communication and organizational skills)

• 📣 Marketer (Boost our popularity and bring in clients)

• 🧠 Consultant (Strategic thinkers who can advise with precision)

• ⚖️ Attorney (Sharp, intelligent, and ready to win cases!)

 

 

 

💸 Why Join Obsidian Shield?

 

✅ Competitive Wages – We pay top dollar for top talent!

✅ Regular Bonuses – Perform well and get rewarded!

✅ Training Opportunities – Grow your stats while you work.

✅ Friendly & Active Team – Join a group of motivated players aiming for greatness.

✅ Career Progression – Opportunities to rise through the ranks as we expand.

 

 

 

🚀 Requirements to Apply:

• High Endurance and Intelligence stats (especially for Consultants and Attorneys).

• Active participation – we’re building an engaged and motivated team.

• A positive attitude and team spirit.

• Willingness to grow with the company!

 

 

 

📩 How to Apply?

• Send me a direct message with your:

• Current stats.

• Preferred position.

• Why you’d be a great fit for Obsidian Shield!

 

 

 

🌟 Let’s Grow Together!

 

This is more than a job—it’s an opportunity to be part of a growing powerhouse. Let’s dominate the legal world and make Obsidian Shield a name that stands out in Torn City!

 

 

 

Apply Today and Let’s Build Something Great Together!

⚔️ Obsidian Shield – Protecting What Matters. ⚔️