Free training when available. Training happens evenly between all employees. New players are welcome send a application and I will accept it as soon as I get the notification
send application here Salty Poon (HIRING 200k)
DontBeSalty [3635161] Level 49 Goon Squad Six Leader
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Free training when available. Training happens evenly between all employees. New players are welcome send a application and I will accept it as soon as I get the notification
send application here Salty Poon (HIRING 200k)
Free trains 100k pay ask for more details if needed
I’ve seen some crash outs. But this guy just takes the cake. we were in a war against Tommygunzs and one of my members asked when he would be landing in torn. This is when his crash out started.

Phoe6 is appointed by the leader as the”king”



(im not mad or upset I just wanted to see if anybody else runs into crash outs like this and how often😆)
Idk. He probably bought lottery tickets seems fair. Just my opinion.
Free training when available. Training happens evenly between all employees. New players are welcome send a application and I will accept it as soon as I get the notification
send application here Salty Poon (HIRING 200k)
Free trains 100k pay ask for more details if needed
Looking to buy trains for an upcoming employee for my company! I’ve been notified by one of my current employees that they are planning on joining somewhere else! That said one of my faction mates needs about 1000 intelligence to have acceptable stats for the position! I’m willing to pay 350k-500k per train at 10-20 trains a day. I will buy trains for as long as needed to get +1000 intelligence (Willing to pay more if needed) here are the players current work stats. Please message me to talk more details sooner the better!
Manual labor 2,449
Intelligence 850
Endurance 4,936
Total 8,235
+10 EE
His bender was over!
Goon Squad Six is recruiting
New to Torn? Been around forever? Doesn’t matter.
We’re a laid-back faction that plays the game without turning it into a second job.
• Sometimes we chain
• Sometimes we war
• Sometimes we just stack and chill
No drama.
No nonsense.
No ego trips.
We help new players learn the ropes and give vets room to play how they want. Show up when you can, hit when it counts, and don’t be a problem — that’s basically it.
If you’re looking for a faction that takes Torn seriously without taking itself seriously, Goon Squad Six might be your place.
Message us if you’re interested.
14:32:53 - 07/12/25 You voted for MeanMike as the team captain of Lumberjacks in the Elimination competition
🎉 Congratulations
I don’t know who they are. But I know what was in their pocket

I hear you. I’m also thankful everyday
One of my members sent a horse head as that happened to them in the last war this was not advised by me. We could have talked about it nicely without that hate lol.

I could say the same for you engaging in this post no?
I’ve tried:( I wanted to show him how popular he got!
Out here doing gods work!
It’s creative thinking maybe?😆😆😆
This was a short conversation he had with my coleader 😆
that was our first win. I understand what you are saying. We were in their position last war we just didn’t cry and crash out like this haha all part of the game in my opinion it sure does amuse me though how other people react to losing. it does take a resilient soul to stay happy and calm even while losing
I’m glad we agree!
Ahh I misunderstood. That’s on me haha
What about “petter puffer mountain “ where the hell is that?😆