I am currently buying losses! If you need a fast, profitable way to spend your energy,
attack me and lose. I will pay you for your time and energy expenditure.
Just follow these quick steps:
Step 1: Make sure you have some energy stacked for attacking and make sure you have first aid kits or small first aid kits to help when you are hospitalized.
Step 2: Initiate an attack on me, you can click the banner at the top of this forum to get started on this step, or you can go to my profile and select attack.
Step 3: Once you lose and are in hospital, you will use one or more of your aid kits to get out of the hospital.
Step 4: Return to step two until you are done making the number of attacks you want to make.
Step 5: Feel free to send me a message (or not) letting me know when you are done so I can send you the correct amount of Xanax as payment.
BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME:
Do not ask if I can send the Xanax beforehand, no I cannot.
As I am fairly active I will pay for the losses as I see
Today I have the pleasure of giving you the forum karma farmer recipe.
You may ask yourself, who the fuck is this guy, and what does he know, with that ridiculously low karma?
Let me just say: Fuck you.
You see what I did there? I started off with a teaser: “I will give you.” Then I pointed out that I have a low amount of karma BEFORE you could point it out yourself. That shows that I am smart and self-aware. And then I ended it with an insult, insinuating that my digital pepe is bigger than yours, that I am an alpha, and therefore your opinions don’t matter to me. So I can insult you, because you are literally nothing to me.
That’s not true, though. I just tried to make it appear so. Your opinion really does matter to me. It’s actually everything I care about. That, and your attention. It’s crucial to me. I feed on it. So therefore, I make sure to cover all sides of it. If you don’t like what I write: Fuck you. If you DO praise me, you are invited into my cool circle. The Torn Big Dogs. The Dominators. The Big Swingers. The Perma Hosp Executives. You get the idea.
And around here, I insert a really funny meme. To show you how original I am. How witty. And it cannot be some AI slop. It has to be some good classics. Like Drake. You know the one, smiling and showing his hands. Or Gru, making faces. Insert text on meme here. You’ve seen them.
Oh, have you remembered to give my post a like yet? Some karma, as we call it? I don’t care about that, though. Joking. Of course I do. I spend so much time in this forum trying to get you to find me funny. Trying to get your attention.
Why are you being rude? C’mon. It’s a character. You know, this ain’t me. I’m just playing with you. Unless you really like me? Yeah, then it’s me. If not? Fuck off. You must be fun at parties, eyh. Go home to your stupid little silver faction and come back when you actually matter here in Torn.
CAN Y’ALL STOP FILLING THIS THREAD WITH PISS TALK JUST TO BE ON THE FIRST PAGE YOU KARMA ADDICTS, WE WANT FUN MEME’S, WHERE IS BEN_HAGEN WHEN YOU NEED HIM THE MOST
Today I have the pleasure of giving you the forum karma farmer recipe.
You may ask yourself, who the fuck is this guy, and what does he know, with that ridiculously low karma?
Let me just say: Fuck you.
You see what I did there? I started off with a teaser: “I will give you.” Then I pointed out that I have a low amount of karma BEFORE you could point it out yourself. That shows that I am smart and self-aware. And then I ended it with an insult, insinuating that my digital pepe is bigger than yours, that I am an alpha, and therefore your opinions don’t matter to me. So I can insult you, because you are literally nothing to me.
That’s not true, though. I just tried to make it appear so. Your opinion really does matter to me. It’s actually everything I care about. That, and your attention. It’s crucial to me. I feed on it. So therefore, I make sure to cover all sides of it. If you don’t like what I write: Fuck you. If you DO praise me, you are invited into my cool circle. The Torn Big Dogs. The Dominators. The Big Swingers. The Perma Hosp Executives. You get the idea.
And around here, I insert a really funny meme. To show you how original I am. How witty. And it cannot be some AI slop. It has to be some good classics. Like Drake. You know the one, smiling and showing his hands. Or Gru, making faces. Insert text on meme here. You’ve seen them.
Oh, have you remembered to give my post a like yet? Some karma, as we call it? I don’t care about that, though. Joking. Of course I do. I spend so much time in this forum trying to get you to find me funny. Trying to get your attention.
Why are you being rude? C’mon. It’s a character. You know, this ain’t me. I’m just playing with you. Unless you really like me? Yeah, then it’s me. If not? Fuck off. You must be fun at parties, eyh. Go home to your stupid little silver faction and come back when you actually matter here in Torn.
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