As an average, (non) functioning member of the real society, I shower every 3 days. That was the most frequent I ever do something. UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO.
FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT (🏳️🌈), I ODEVERY. THREE. DAYS.
(on average)
WHY?
WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
I do notdeserve this. I, as an honest and respectable citizen of the wonderful city of TORN.COM, has done nothing but the good deeds of reviving people (hostile) and saying thank you (the middle finger) to people who bust me.
While I for sure have a good time being busted off, IT DOES NOT JUSTIFY the evils I have endured.
~ platypussy, 2026
Maybe Ched decided it is time I received the DIVINE PUNISHMENTOF RNGESUS. w(ﾟДﾟ)w
(For the following sins)
That I have gotten away far too long for my heinous crimes.
That I have gotten too comfortable with xanax.
The power.
The taste.
The smell.
The name. Oh such sweet name of palindrome. Hmmmmmmmmmm, Xanax. However way you flip it, X - A - N - A - X. You can't mistake it. Take it by mouth, good old xanax. Take it by the other mouth, great new xanax.
Maybe Ched doesn't understand this. That I am a devotee of xanax. That I
SPIT DOWN
on SSL.
To the point I don't even consume other stuff that are double-voweled. This includes but not limited to:
botox
hummus
Cheesus (mom says no)
biscuits
But to appease the Ched from his cheddening and RNGesus, I shall STOP using the other vowels. To show how devoted I am.
A is the only thing I learn to know. Xanax is the only thing I can mutter whole. For this is my last chance at coherency, I shall speak simple:
Fck fck fck fckng fckng fckng. Ths s makng n fckng sns. Mj tm. Th playr Chdbrn [1] wll b namd.
I trade most stuff with high prices for you (yes less profit for me but I love big volume)
Notable prices include:
Plushie/flower: 99.5% market price. Better price for complete sets.
Xanax: 801k/each (may subject to change)
Today's deals: nothing im afraid.
Currently I also buy drugs, cans, some boosters, meds, temporaries, supply packs, candies, a lot of the miscellaneous stuff, and some weapons. Very useful sometimes if you want to do inventory cleaning.
I can assure my price is good for you, or at least half decent/competitive to other traders. Chat me up if you want to negotiate price or buy/sell something that isn't on the list right now.
Can be online from 0:00 - 18:00 TCT. Will be most active and trade fast from 13:00 - 17:00 (or when it's weekend or my profile is greenlight).Guarantee mug free. Receipt for your confirmation before you accept trades.
If you want it convenient for you, set up the trade and fly (or whatever you do) and when you come back to Torn the trade is ready for you to accept. I will also sell stuff on bazaar too so check it out as well.
As an average, (non) functioning member of the real society, I shower every 3 days. That was the most frequent I ever do something. UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO.
FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT (🏳️🌈), I ODEVERY. THREE. DAYS.
(on average)
WHY?
WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
I do notdeserve this. I, as an honest and respectable citizen of the wonderful city of TORN.COM, has done nothing but the good deeds of reviving people (hostile) and saying thank you (the middle finger) to people who bust me.
While I for sure have a good time being busted off, IT DOES NOT JUSTIFY the evils I have endured.
~ platypussy, 2026
Maybe Ched decided it is time I received the DIVINE PUNISHMENTOF RNGESUS. w(ﾟДﾟ)w
(For the following sins)
That I have gotten away far too long for my heinous crimes.
That I have gotten too comfortable with xanax.
The power.
The taste.
The smell.
The name. Oh such sweet name of palindrome. Hmmmmmmmmmm, Xanax. However way you flip it, X - A - N - A - X. You can't mistake it. Take it by mouth, good old xanax. Take it by the other mouth, great new xanax.
Maybe Ched doesn't understand this. That I am a devotee of xanax. That I
SPIT DOWN
on SSL.
To the point I don't even consume other stuff that are double-voweled. This includes but not limited to:
botox
hummus
Cheesus (mom says no)
biscuits
But to appease the Ched from his cheddening and RNGesus, I shall STOP using the other vowels. To show how devoted I am.
A is the only thing I learn to know. Xanax is the only thing I can mutter whole. For this is my last chance at coherency, I shall speak simple:
Fck fck fck fckng fckng fckng. Ths s makng n fckng sns. Mj tm. Th playr Chdbrn [1] wll b namd.
I trade most stuff with high prices for you (yes less profit for me but I love big volume)
Notable prices include:
Plushie/flower: 99.5% market price. Better price for complete sets.
Xanax: 801k/each (may subject to change)
Today's deals: nothing im afraid.
Currently I also buy drugs, cans, some boosters, meds, temporaries, supply packs, candies, a lot of the miscellaneous stuff, and some weapons. Very useful sometimes if you want to do inventory cleaning.
I can assure my price is good for you, or at least half decent/competitive to other traders. Chat me up if you want to negotiate price or buy/sell something that isn't on the list right now.
Can be online from 0:00 - 18:00 TCT. Will be most active and trade fast from 13:00 - 17:00 (or when it's weekend or my profile is greenlight).Guarantee mug free. Receipt for your confirmation before you accept trades.
If you want it convenient for you, set up the trade and fly (or whatever you do) and when you come back to Torn the trade is ready for you to accept. I will also sell stuff on bazaar too so check it out as well.
I can confirm that Mr. WujekAlek, the leader of the faction, has forced xannies down my throat until OD while I wear his police badge to steal some cars with kangaroo hostages fighting in the trunk. Would recommend.
🔪👨🩸. 
🫣😱😱😱. 
