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New racing dashboard tool ! · 27 May · 23 likes
You’re in Class A (also now support other classes) and want a quick overview on how your cars are performing, and to compare their track results?
You’re uncertain whether your cars all have the proper upgrades?
Let me introduce you to my new Torn Racing Dashboard: https://torn-racing.alakazou-hh.workers.dev/
Here’s what it looks like after you connect with your custom API key:
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=== EDIT: More info about color code ===
Perfect car : You are using the recommended car for this track.
Decent car : You are NOT using the recommended car, but still have good results (over 50%).
Wrong car : You are NOT using the recommended car and have poor results (under 50%).
And for the colorization of the Top 3 percentage, I have given this ratio:
Green : Over 60%
Yellow : Between 40% and 60%
Red : Under 40%
=== EDIT : More info about car labels ===
The labels like [DS2] and [TL3] identify how a car is tuned (which upgrade parts have been installed). For example:
DS2 means a Dirt car with Short transmission ratio and stage 2 turbo
TL3 means a Tarmac car with Long transmission ratio and stage 3 turbo
Main difference for the ratio and turbo depends if the track favors high speed or acceleration:
DS2/TS2 gives +2 Acceleration
DL3/TL3 gives +3 Top Speed
If this tool is useful for you, please consider sending in-game donations for the effort I put into designing and implementing this tool. :)
Cheers,
Alakazou
Duke Caganer poop collectible for sale! · 12 Jan · 3 likes
Anyone interested in buying the nice and rare Duke Caganer collectible? Imagine passing hours admiring his back side on a shitty day 💩
Available in my bazaar at 175m while market at 200m!
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New racing dashboard tool ! · 10 Jul 2026, 09:28 TCT
Clicking on the Custom field shows the data it requires :)
New racing dashboard tool ! · 10 Jul 2026, 09:19 TCT · 1 like
Your Colina Tanprice has a red label because its missing upgrades. Click on the My Cars button on top to see the missing parts. :)
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New racing dashboard tool ! · 20 Jun 2026, 02:23 TCT · 1 like
New racing dashboard tool ! · 19 Jun 2026, 14:03 TCT · 1 like
In a nutshell, this label identify how a car is tuned (which upgrade part has been installed). For example:
DS2 means a Dirt car with Short transmission ratio and stage 2 turbo
TL3 means a Tarmac car with Long transmission ratio and stage 3 turbo
Main difference for the ratio and turbo depends if the track favors high speed or acceleration.
DS2/TS2 gives +2 Acceleration
DL3/TL3 gives +3 Top Speed
If you want more info, I recommend you read this excellent guide on racing: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16126414&b=0&a=0
New racing dashboard tool ! · 3 Jun 2026, 19:31 TCT
Sure!
Perfect car : You are using the recommended car for this track.
Decent car : You are NOT using the recommended car, but still have good results (over 50%).
Wrong car : You are NOT using the recommended car and have poor results (under 50%).
And for the colorization of the Top 3 percentage, I have given this ratio:
Green : Over 60%
Yellow : Between 40% and 60%
Red : Under 40%
New racing dashboard tool ! · 3 Jun 2026, 14:59 TCT
Just a note saying that other Classes are now supported, not just Class A. ^^
Also added the support of switching a car to another tune, e.g. TL3 => TS2. The tool now detects it (as best as he can) and handle that as if they were different cars.
Enjoy!
SHLEFTER named CHAMPION - SEE YOU NEXT YEAR- LEATHERFACE · 31 May 2026, 20:30 TCT · 2 likes
New racing dashboard tool ! · 31 May 2026, 11:53 TCT · 1 like
Thanks, for now it supports only Class A. But will look into improving this!
New racing dashboard tool ! · 27 May 2026, 15:48 TCT · 23 likes
You’re in Class A (also now support other classes) and want a quick overview on how your cars are performing, and to compare their track results?
You’re uncertain whether your cars all have the proper upgrades?
Let me introduce you to my new Torn Racing Dashboard: https://torn-racing.alakazou-hh.workers.dev/
Here’s what it looks like after you connect with your custom API key:
[image: i.postimg.cc] [image: i.postimg.cc] [image: i.postimg.cc]
=== EDIT: More info about color code ===
Perfect car : You are using the recommended car for this track.
Decent car : You are NOT using the recommended car, but still have good results (over 50%).
Wrong car : You are NOT using the recommended car and have poor results (under 50%).
And for the colorization of the Top 3 percentage, I have given this ratio:
Green : Over 60%
Yellow : Between 40% and 60%
Red : Under 40%
=== EDIT : More info about car labels ===
The labels like [DS2] and [TL3] identify how a car is tuned (which upgrade parts have been installed). For example:
DS2 means a Dirt car with Short transmission ratio and stage 2 turbo
TL3 means a Tarmac car with Long transmission ratio and stage 3 turbo
Main difference for the ratio and turbo depends if the track favors high speed or acceleration:
DS2/TS2 gives +2 Acceleration
DL3/TL3 gives +3 Top Speed
If this tool is useful for you, please consider sending in-game donations for the effort I put into designing and implementing this tool. :)
Cheers,
Alakazou
[TGP] Torn Grand Prix Championship - Beta Testing & Registrations Open · 25 May 2026, 13:56 TCT · 1 like
EDIT: Already in a team!
[DRIVER MARKET]
Driver Name: Alakazou RS: 40
Cars: I own 7 upgraded cars, and have enough points to upgrade a 8th one. Preferred Contract: I'm here for the long run! Availability: Highly active Looking For: A committed team that knows how to have fun on and off the track. :D About Me:
I participated in the last two seasons of JLT tournament -- missed the '26 race-offs by one or two points.
I'm the racing coach for my faction. :)
I like analyzing my races results to improve my performance.
Custom JLT Spring Banners 2026 · 23 Apr 2026, 15:14 TCT · 1 like
No generic one for each league? Kinda like seeing my progression from previous season (and I didn't necessarily needed my name there, hehe). :)
Otherwise here's my custom one, thanks!
Alakazou
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