Tired of chasing bounties and missing your gym gains? Come grind a different kind of pole at Balls Deep — Torn’s premier ladies-only strip club. We’re hiring male dancers with stamina, swagger, and working stats higher than your ex’s self-esteem. If you can flex more than just your muscles and have what it takes to make a crowd scream without firing a single shot, we want you.
Perks include suspiciously enthusiastic tips, a $5 million bonus (if you put "Tiger sent me" on your app), and the chance to finally put those stat gains to good use. If your Speed is faster than your pants drop and your Defense holds up under pressure, you belong on our stage.
Be the reason someone’s Xanax cooldown is worth it. Apply today. Bring the body. Leave your dignity at the door. Balls Deep is always hiring — go deep or go home.
🎤🎨 CUSTOM SONGS & GRAPHICS – FREE AF! DONATIONS OPTIONAL 💸 Want your faction, profile, or beef with JimmyTwoToes immortalized in a banger and looking fly while doing it?
I make custom Torn songs and graphics that slap harder than a crit to the face.
🎶 SONGS ✅ Faction war anthems ✅ PvP diss tracks ✅ Trader flex music ✅ Sad ballads for your busted vault ✅ Any genre, any vibe — just give me a story
🖼️ GRAPHICS ✅ Profile pics, faction banners, logos, forum sigs ✅ Dark, clean, gritty, funny, or downright unhinged ✅ Custom-tailored to your persona, role, or reputation
💰 EVERYTHING IS FREE. Just toss a donation if you feel like supporting a broke Torn bard/designer with too much creative energy.
📩 DM me your ideas – I’ll do the rest. Let’s make you look and sound like a Torn legend.
🎤🎨 CUSTOM SONGS & GRAPHICS – FREE AF! DONATIONS OPTIONAL 💸 Want your faction, profile, or beef with JimmyTwoToes immortalized in a banger and looking fly while doing it?
I make custom Torn songs and graphics that slap harder than a crit to the face.
🎶 SONGS ✅ Faction war anthems ✅ PvP diss tracks ✅ Trader flex music ✅ Sad ballads for your busted vault ✅ Any genre, any vibe — just give me a story
🖼️ GRAPHICS ✅ Profile pics, faction banners, logos, forum sigs ✅ Dark, clean, gritty, funny, or downright unhinged ✅ Custom-tailored to your persona, role, or reputation
💰 EVERYTHING IS FREE. Just toss a donation if you feel like supporting a broke Torn bard/designer with too much creative energy.
📩 DM me your ideas – I’ll do the rest. Let’s make you look and sound like a Torn legend.
I know a lot of you hate AI generated images and songs and stuff but I was bored and reading this thread so i had to make a song for it :D I do commission work at no set price, all I ask is just pay what you think its worth. Some pay nothing some have paid hundreds of millions and even a palace which was cool :D
thanks for the link but photos are alot faster and easier than reading through everything, and the builds I am posting are stable as well. With that being said to each their own
my working stats are as followed, I am looking to join a 10* music shop. I train in the gym constantly however I will ALWAYS rehab before reset Manual labor 14,490 Intelligence 7,095 Endurance 22,713 Total 44,298
