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Insured Happy Jump by Giro Vagabondo · · 11 likes

Full OD protection. Live pricing. Rehab covered

https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com


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Three packages. Pick your level of protection.

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🛡️ LA BELLA VITA — Full Jump Package

The complete insured Happy Jump experience.

Includes: 4× Xanax · 5× Erotic DVD · 1× Ecstasy

✔ OD on any Xanax → receive 4× Xanax replacement

✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)

✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus on any OD

✔ I source everything — no market hunting required

Best for: players who want one payment, zero stress, complete protection.

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🛡️ PROTEZIONE TOTALE — Ecstasy + Xanax Insurance

You source your own drugs. I cover the OD risk.

✔ OD on any Xanax → receive 4× Xanax replacement

✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)

✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus on any OD

Best for: players who prefer sourcing their own drugs but want full OD protection.

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🛡️ L’ULTIMO MIGLIO — Ecstasy-Only Insurance

Cover the one OD that actually hurts.

✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)

✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus included

Best for: players who can absorb a Xanax OD but not a $23M Ecstasy wipeout.



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Why choose us over the competition?

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The most popular Ecstasy insurance currently on the market pays out 4× Xanax, 3× EDVD, 1× Ecstasy on OD.

L’Ultimo Miglio pays out all 5× EDVD — plus a $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus.


Competitor payout on Ecstasy OD:

→ 4× Xanax + 3× EDVD + 1× Ecstasy (~$20,900,000)

→ Rehab: your problem


Our payout on Ecstasy OD:

→ 4× Xanax + 5× EDVD + 1× Ecstasy (full replacement)

→ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus

→ Everything you need to jump again immediately


An Ecstasy OD doesn’t just cost you the drugs. It costs you 24-48 hours of downtime, a trip to Switzerland, and the addiction hit to your stats. We cover the drugs AND the rehab. They don’t.

Yes, we charge a little more. The payout is significantly more.

 

 

 

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La Famiglia — Loyal clients pay less

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Every clean jump earns you a better rate.

Five clean jumps and you reach Famiglia status — our best pricing.

Any OD resets your count. Simple.

 

 

 

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How it works

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1. Visit https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com 

2. Enter a custom Torn API key — your name, level, and faction are verified instantly. No other game stats revealed or stored. Ever.

3. See your personal rate (Straniero or Famiglia)

4. Send payment — I deliver your package via in-game Trade

5. Jump. If you OD, one click verifies it instantly via your event log. Replacement is on the way.

 

Coverage window: 7 days from package delivery.

OD verification via your Torn event log — no disputes, no guesswork.

 

 

 

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Questions? Reply here or message GiroVagabondo in-game.

Pricing updates live with the item market — what you see on the site is always current.

 

Tornder - Find a Spouse, Island, or Job with a Swipe · · 4 likes

How many times have you posted in faction chat looking for a spouse, an island hookup, or a company with an open slot and heard nothing back?


That's what Tornder is for.


Tornder is a free matching tool for Torn players. You log in with your API key, your profile is verified automatically (marriage status, property type, job title pulled straight from Torn), and you flip on whichever flags apply to you:


💍 Single and looking for a spouse
🏝️ Have a Private Island with an open slot / Looking to be housed
💼 Running a company and hiring / Looking for a company to join


Then you browse everyone else who's listed the whole Torn community, not just your faction. Swipe right on someone you're interested in. If they swipe right back, you both find out. Take it from there in-game.


Your API key is used to verify who you are and pull your Torn data. It's stored securely and never exposed. You can create a custom scoped key on the sign-in page that limits access to only what Tornder needs, nothing more.


Free, no ads, built for the community.

https://tornder.girovagabondo.com 

Find Employees (and Jobs) Faster with Tornder · · 1 like

If you're a director tired of shouting into faction chat for staff, or a player hunting for the right company to join, Tornder was built for exactly this.


Sign in with your Torn API key, your job and company details are pulled automatically from Torn, and you set your flag:


💼 Director with open positions — flip on hiring mode
💼 Looking for a company — flip on job seeker mode


Then browse every Torn player who's listed and swipe right on a match. If they swipe right back, you both find out. Take it from there in-game.


The same app also handles spouse matching and Private Island hookups — one tool, three of Torn's most common social needs.


Free, no ads, built for the community.

https://tornder.girovagabondo.com 

[TOOL] Faction Events - Drinking & Drug Leaderboards for Your Faction · · 2 likes

Hey Torn,
Built something I think faction leaders are going to love: Faction Events — a free tool that lets you run your own drinking and drug competitions, timed to real Torn Calendar events.

👉 https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com/factionEvent/ 

What it does:

You create an event — pick a drug or drink (Cannabis, Ecstasy, Xanax, or Beer), set the start date and how long it runs, and get a shareable link to drop in your faction’s chat. Everyone who joins shows up on a live leaderboard, ranked by how much they consumed during the event window.

The twist: every player picks their own personal start time (15-min slots from 10:00–16:00 TCT) so members in different time zones can all participate fairly. You can even pull your start time straight from the Torn calendar if you’ve already set a preference there.

Why it’s fun:

Torn already gives you calendar events like 420 Day, International Beer Day, and others. This gives your faction something to do with those events beyond just seeing them on a calendar. Drop a leaderboard link in your Discord or faction wall, trash-talk your officers, and crown a winner at the end.


Great for:

• Keeping factions engaged during quiet periods

• Incentivizing members to actually use items on event days

• Friendly competition without any risk (no battle stats involved)

How sign-in works:

You sign in with a Torn Custom API key (basic read — name, faction, log, calendar). The key is encrypted server-side and tied only to Faction Events. Sign out and it’s deleted. You only need to enter it once; after that your count refreshes automatically whenever you load the event page.

Built by GiroVagabondo [3667375] — also behind Happy Jump (insured drug packages) and Tornder (Tinder-style Torn matchmaking).
Free forever. No ads. Feedback welcome here or in-game.

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo · · 5 likes

Valigia — Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA
by GiroVagabondo

 

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The Valigia PDA script runs inside Torn PDA and adds the following directly into your game:

— Live item market prices and profit margins visible inside every travel shop abroad
— BEST badge on the highest-profit item so you know exactly what to buy without tabbing out
— Watchlist alerts — set any item and max price on the Valigia page, get notified the moment it appears below that price in the Item Market or a Bazaar, one tap to go straight to the listing
— Your shop visits automatically feed the shared abroad price pool — the more players running the script, the more accurate the data gets for everyone


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The script pairs with the full Valigia web app at https://valigia.girovagabondo.com  which gives you:

— Full destination rankings by profit per hour, using live sell prices and crowd-sourced abroad buy prices
— Spin the Wheel 🎰 — random bazaar deal hunter that runs during the API cooldown
— Slot count and airstrip controls, re-sorts instantly


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Install

Get the script URL and full install instructions at https://valigia.girovagabondo.com  — takes about a minute inside Torn PDA.

Requires a custom Torn API key scoped to market prices only — no personal info accessed or stored.

Questions and feedback welcome below.

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Insured Happy Jump by Giro Vagabondo ·

 $36,783,015 net profit and counting.

Let me be honest — my insurance doesn't stop you from ODing. The dice roll the same whether you're covered or not.


What it means is that our clients have been on a serious clean jump streak lately. That streak is exactly why the profits are up — and why there are more reserves than ever backing new policies.


More reserves = more capacity = right now is the time.


Here's the part people forget: an OD isn't just a loss when you're covered. With the $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus on top of your full replacement package, you actually come out ahead of where a self-insured player would be after the same OD.


They lose $25,000,000. You get made whole plus a million for the trouble.


Spots available now. Don't roll unprotected.


https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Racing GUIDE - What to upgrade in each class? ·

Thanks for this - one extra data point - I chose Volt for C Class and dominated 

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo ·

20 Scouts scraping prices every day and the data is getting sharper by the hour.

seriously though — what would it take to get you to join us?

 

better departure timing? more accurate stock levels? knowing exactly which item is worth buying before you even land? it's all coming, and it gets there faster the more of us are flying together.

 

you're already making trips. the script takes a minute to install and does the rest automatically. nothing changes about how you play — except everyone's data including yours gets better.

 

tell me what's holding you back. genuinely happy to hear it.

 

https://valigia.girovagabondo.com 

Insured Happy Jump by Giro Vagabondo ·

📊 Running hot — a long string of clean jumps in a row.

 

I know better than anyone that an OD is just around the corner. The math doesn't forget. That 5% Ecstasy OD rate doesn't care how many clean jumps came before it.

 

The difference? I have the reserves to cover it when it hits.

 

Do you?

 

https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com 

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo ·

20 Scouts already flying today and feeding live data into Valigia - real abroad prices, real stock levels, updated every time someone lands.

 

we're building toward the most accurate, up to the minute pricing and availability for every item in every country. the foundation is there. what makes it better is more people in the air.

every flight you take improves the data for everyone. that's the deal - you fly anyway, the script just captures what you see and shares it with the whole community.


jump in. the more scouts we have, the sharper the data gets for all of us.


https://valigia.girovagabondo.com  - script install takes about a minute.

Insured Happy Jump by Giro Vagabondo ·

📊 30 policies in — here's where we stand.


83.3% SUCCESS RATE

25 clean · 5 ODs paid · 30 total


$37,748,100 paid out


3 active policies running right now — $75,000,000 on the hook if all three OD on Ecstasy. Reserves cover it comfortably and then some.


5 spots still available.


The numbers speak for themselves. Who's insuring their next Happy Jump?

https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com 

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo ·

Sure - in PDA? I’ll make it match the existing game font - thank you for the input and THANK YOU for using Valigia, as the data gets more accurate the more people have it actively Scouting prices

Valigia - Realtime Market Pricing while Abroad - Now Integrated with Torn PDA ·

20 Scouts scraping prices every day and the data is getting sharper by the hour.

seriously though — what would it take to get you to join us?

 

better departure timing? more accurate stock levels? knowing exactly which item is worth buying before you even land? it's all coming, and it gets there faster the more of us are flying together.

 

you're already making trips. the script takes a minute to install and does the rest automatically. nothing changes about how you play — except everyone's data including yours gets better.

 

tell me what's holding you back. genuinely happy to hear it.

 

https://valigia.girovagabondo.com 

Valigia - Realtime Market Pricing while Abroad - Now Integrated with Torn PDA ·

just added the killer feature to Valigia

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FLASH DEAL 🔥


Any time you're on the Item Market and something is listed cheaper than a Torn Exchange trader is currently offering to buy it for — Valigia fires a Flash Deal alert instantly.

* one click to buy the item
* one click to the trader's profile to sell it
* PROFIT


no spreadsheets, no switching tabs, no missing the window. the arbitrage gap gets spotted and surfaced for you automatically, right there on the page.


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If you're a buyer on Torn Exchange — get your page listed at https://valigia.girovagabondo.com so your buy prices are in the feed and sellers find you automatically.


If you want to catch these deals — add the Valigia script to your Torn PDA now. Full instructions on the page. Takes about a minute.


This is a serious game changer.

https://valigia.girovagabondo.com 
brought to you by Giro — https://girovagabondo.com 

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo ·

just added the killer feature to Valigia

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FLASH DEAL 🔥

Any time you're on the Item Market and something is listed cheaper than a Torn Exchange trader is currently offering to buy it for — Valigia fires a Flash Deal alert instantly.

* one click to buy the item
* one click to the trader's profile to sell it
* PROFIT


no spreadsheets, no switching tabs, no missing the window. the arbitrage gap gets spotted and surfaced for you automatically, right there on the page.


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If you're a buyer on Torn Exchange — get your page listed at https://valigia.girovagabondo.com so your buy prices are in the feed and sellers find you automatically.


If you want to catch these deals — add the Valigia script to your Torn PDA now. Full instructions on the page. Takes about a minute.


This is a serious game changer.

https://valigia.girovagabondo.com 
brought to you by Giro — https://girovagabondo.com 

You have a Bazaar, you say??? ·

When I want to make a big purchase, the Bazaars usually have better prices than the Item Market. I love that my Item Market just shows me the best price from all the listed Bazaars, with one-click to get there. Is YOUR Bazaar listed in our database? Get yourself registered and every visit to your Bazaar scrapes the latest prices for everyone to see

https://valigia/girovagabondo.com 

Insured Happy Jump by Giro Vagabondo ·

📊 Real numbers after 23 policies — transparency matters.

82.6% SUCCESS RATE
19 clean jumps · 4 ODs paid · 23 total policies


Latest OD payout sent today — full replacement plus $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus, same day as always.


After 23 policies I'm running a slight profit of just under $4,000,000. This isn't a get-rich-quick scheme — it's a sustainable service priced fairly. The math works for both of us.


For newer players especially — an Ecstasy OD can wipe out $25,000,000 in a single moment. When that's a significant chunk of your net worth, that's not just frustrating, that's a setback that can take weeks to recover from.


That's exactly who this service is built for.

8 policies available right now.

Consider Giro's Happy Jump Insurance for your next jump — and have fun at the Gym! 💪

https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com 

Valigia - Travel Arbitrage + Bazaar Watchlist Script for Torn PDA by GiroVagabondo ·

Valigia — Why Use It

Web Page (https://valigia.girovagabondo.com)

  • Live abroad-arbitrage rankings — every Torn travel destination's items sorted by profit/hour, not just margin %, so the dashboard answers "where should I fly right now?" in one glance.
  • Best Run Right Now card — single, unambiguous recommendation that compares the top travel run against verified bazaar deals and surfaces whichever wins on profit/hour.
  • Live YATA prices, no key needed for buy data — abroad buy prices and stock levels pulled fresh on every visit from the YATA community API.
  • Shared sell-price cache — community-pooled item market prices mean you're not waiting on your own scrapes to converge; the cache is topped off ~15 items per visit and shared with every other player.
  • AES-256-GCM encrypted API key — your Torn key is encrypted server-side after first login and never lives in your browser again. Auto-login decrypts it for the session.
  • Stock-aware profit math — slot count is automatically clamped by available stock so a 5-unit shelf doesn't pretend to fill 29 slots.
  • Auto-detected travel perks — Airstrip and slot-count perks pulled from your Torn key on first load; manual override available for faction perks the API misses.
  • Bazaar arbitrage scanner — crowd-sourced bazaar pool with discover/check/prune cycle that finds underpriced bazaar listings and verifies them before recommending. Every player's scan benefits everyone.
  • Watchlist alerts — set a max price for any item across Item Market / bazaars / abroad-shop venues; matches surface on every dashboard load and on the dedicated Watchlist tab.
  • Stock forecasting with restock cadence — projects arrival-time stock from a 48h depletion-slope fit + 30-day restock cadence, modeling refills happening during your flight (with post-restock depletion factored in).
  • Sell tab (TornExchange integration) — submit a TornExchange trader handle and Valigia scrapes their standing buy-offers into the shared pool; matched against your inventory in the PDA userscript.
  • Destination + category filters — chip-buttons for Drugs / Plushies / Flowers, dropdown for any single country.
  • Cargo-terminal aesthetic — dark, monospace, designed for night-mode iPad use without bright dashboard glare.

PDA Userscript (https://valigia-ingest.user.js)

  • In-flight "Arriving Soon" strip — during outbound flights, shows what's actually buyable at the destination right now (stock, predicted stock on arrival, unit price, run cost) so the flight isn't dead time.
  • Predicted stock on arrival — same depletion-slope + restock-cadence math the web app uses, so you know whether the shelf will be empty when you land. Includes "post-refill" predictions for shelves that restock mid-flight.
  • Travel shop overlay — once you land, every shop row gets a per-item "Market Price · margin · margin %" overlay with a green BEST badge on the top-margin in-stock row.
  • Watchlist Matches bar — pinned to the top of every Item Market and Bazaar page, deep-links straight to the listing with savings $ and savings %.
  • Bazaar Deals bar — every bazaar you visit, the script flags any listing priced below its Item Market net-sell so flips are one tap away.
  • Lowest Price Found bar — when you search Item Market for a specific item, surfaces the cheapest fresh community-pool bazaar listing with one-tap deep-link.
  • Best Sell Opportunities bar — your Items page shows the highest-paying TornExchange trader for every stack you own. (Replaces the deprecated Torn inventory API.)
  • You contribute to the pool just by playing — every travel scrape, market visit, bazaar page, and Items page feeds the shared community data that powers everyone's dashboard. No extra effort.
  • Background bazaar discovery — drip-scrapes one stale-but-valuable bazaar listing per page visit, throttled to ~1 Torn API call per minute, distributed across the userbase to keep the bazaar pool fresh.
  • Self-updating — bump the @version header and PDA pulls the new script automatically on its next check.
  • iPad-ready diagnostics — every runner has a DEBUG mode that draws an on-page panel (no DevTools needed).

Introducing the GiroVagabondo Suite - https://girovagabondo.com ·

🍻 Faction Events - Drinking & Drug Leaderboards for Your Faction

Latest in the Giro Vagabondo suite is live at happyjump.girovagabondo.com/factionEvent - a free, no-fuss leaderboard for your faction's "who can drink the most beer" or "who burned the most cannabis" challenges, with all the bookkeeping done for you.


The killer feature: everyone in your faction signs in exactly once. From that moment on, they're auto-enlisted in every event you create - past sign-ins carry forward forever. No chasing people in faction chat to join. You hit Create, and they're already on the leaderboard.


Sign-in only needs name, faction, log, and calendar — nothing sensitive.


What you can run today:

 

🍺 Bottle of Beer - classic faction drinking event
🌿 Cannabis - pothead leaderboard
💊 Xanax - for the truly committed
✨ Ecstasy - short, sharp, and risky
✏️ Custom title - "Spring Beer Bash", "Cannabis Cup", whatever fits


How it works:


🪪 Faction signs in once, ever. Every future event you create auto-enlists them.

📅 Pick a start date and a duration in hours (default 48h, cap 720h / 30 days). Events anchor at 10:00 TCT.

⏰ Each participant picks their own personal start in 15-minute TCT slots - and gets the full event duration from that moment. Show up six hours late? You still get your full 48 hours. Late joiners aren't punished.

🔄 Self-healing leaderboard - counts refresh in the background using each participant's stored key. Nobody needs to babysit the page.

✏️ Pencil-edit the title, drug, or date as the creator - date changes preserve everyone's time-of-day so nobody loses their slot.

🗑️ One-tap × to prune stragglers, two-step confirm to delete the whole event.

🔗 Shareable UUID link - paste it in faction chat for anyone who hasn't signed in yet.


The bones are also there for what's coming next:


🏁 Racing leaderboards - placeholder tab is already live, faction-wide racing standings shipping next.
…and more event types after that. Because everyone's already signed in, they all light up automatically the day they ship.


🔒 Your API key is AES-256-GCM encrypted server-side the moment you submit it. Browser only ever holds an opaque session token. The Faction Events session is separate from Happy Jump - its own key, its own permissions (basic, profile, log, calendar - that's it). Sign Out actually deletes the encrypted blob.


Why it matters: every faction event in Torn ends up as a Discord-channel argument over screenshots and timezones. This just… counts. Sign in once, get counted in every event your faction ever runs, and the leaderboard stays fresh on its own.


No subscription, no premium tier, no points to grind. Just a clean leaderboard.

🔗 happyjump.girovagabondo.com/factionEvent

Run by Giro Vagabondo. Cheers. 🍻🌿💊✨

You have a Bazaar, you say??? ·

6 Bazaars listed and scraped daily, feeding the best prices to all Valigia users - Have YOU submitted your Bazaar yet for all to find? 

Hint: Best Prices featured for each item

Introducing the GiroVagabondo Suite - https://girovagabondo.com ·

🎲 Happy Jump Insurance - Jump Without the Splat

Live at happyjump.girovagabondo.com.


Part of the Giro Vagabondo suite - battle-tested across plenty of jumps now, both clean closes and paid-out ODs, and growing fast. The hook nobody else offers: every payout includes a $1,000,000 cash rehab bonus on top of the drugs.


A Happy Jump is 4× Xanax + 5× Erotic DVDs + 1× Ecstasy. Roughly 1 in 6 ends in an OD. I sell the coverage so you don't eat the loss.


Three flavors:

🇮🇹 La Bella Vita — the whole experience. Drugs + full OD insurance in one trade. You walk away with the package and the coverage, no sourcing required.
🛡️ Protezione Totale — insurance only, no drugs. Bring your own stack. Full coverage on both Xanax and Ecstasy ODs.
🎯 L'Ultimo Miglio — Ecstasy-only insurance. Cheapest premium. Covers the final step (the rare-but-painful Ecstasy OD); Xanax is on you.


Payouts (any product, any OD):


🆘 Xanax OD → 4× Xanax + $1M rehab bonus

🆘 Ecstasy OD → full replacement (4 Xan + 5 EDVD + 1 Ecstasy) + $1M rehab bonus

✅ Clean run → keep your gains, we're done


👨‍👩‍👧 La Famiglia loyalty — every clean jump earns a better rate. Five clean jumps and you're Famiglia, permanently.


💵 Only Happy Jump service in Torn paying a $1M cash bonus on every payout — not just drugs back, real wallet money to soften the trip

🔗 happyjump.girovagabondo.com

Questions / payouts / complaints → mail Giro Vagabondo in-game. Safe jumping. 🛌💊✨

Introducing the GiroVagabondo Suite - https://girovagabondo.com ·

🧳 Introducing Valigia — Travel Arbitrage, Crowd-Powered

Latest addition to the Giro Vagabondo suite is live at https://valigia.girovagabondo.com  - a travel arbitrage calculator that ranks every abroad item by profit/hr and tells you the single best run right now.

What it does out of the box (just log in with your API key):

  • 🛫 Live abroad buy prices pulled from YATA - no extra key juggling
  • 💰 Shared sell-price cache in Supabase - every visit tops it off, so the pool stays fresh for everyone
  • 📊 Full profit table: Margin $/%, Run Cost, Profit/Run, Profit/hr, stock-limited effective slots
  • ✈️ Auto-detects travel perks (slots + airstrip) from your Torn key, manually overridable for faction perks
  • 🎯 Destination + category filters, click-to-sort columns, dimmed negatives
  • 🏆 "Best Run Right Now" card - compares the top travel run against verified crowd-sourced bazaar deals and shows whichever wins on profit/hr (gold = travel, green = bazaar)
  • 🔔 Watchlist alerts - set price thresholds across Item Market, bazaars, and first-party abroad scrapes; matches surface on login
  • 🛒 Sell tab w/ TornExchange integration - submit any TE trader page, we scrape their standing buy-offers into a shared pool so anyone can find the highest bidder per item
  • 🔒 Your API key is AES-256-GCM encrypted server-side the moment you submit it. Never sits in your browser after login.
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🤖 The PDA Userscript — This Is Where It Gets Good

 

Install valigia-ingest.user.js once in Torn PDA and four pages start working harder for you, passively, just by playing the game normally:

 

🛬 Travel pages - every row gets an in-game overlay showing market price, $ margin, margin %, with a green BEST badge on the highest-margin in-stock row. No more squinting and tabbing back to a calculator. Your scrapes also write to our first-party abroad_prices table, validated server-side against your key.

 

🛍️ Item Market pages - every listing you browse gets fed straight into the shared sell_prices cache. Browse naturally, the pool gets fresher for everyone. A Watchlist Matches bar also pins to the top of the page when any of your saved alerts trigger - one-tap deep-links straight to the deal.

 

🏪 Bazaar pages - listings flow into the crowd-sourced bazaar pool with miss-count hygiene. Plus a Bazaar Deals bar appears at the top showing every item below current Item Market net-sell (after the 5% fee), sorted by margin, with one-tap deep-links to flip them. Found a bazaar full of underpriced plushies? You'll know before you scroll.

 

📦 Items (inventory) page - a Best Sell Opportunities bar appears at the top, scoped to whatever category tab you're on. It cross-references your visible inventory against every TornExchange trader in our pool and tells you the highest buy-offer per item, sorted by total trader-pays. Switch tabs, filter, search - it re-runs automatically. Inventory data never leaves your browser.

 

Why it matters: every player running the script makes the entire pool sharper. More fresh prices, more bazaar discoveries, more verified deals on the Best Run card. It's a positive-sum tool — and auto-updates itself as we ship improvements.

 


No ads, no premium tier, no points to grind. Just better runs.

 

🔗 https://valigia.girovagabondo.com 
🔗 https://girovagabondo.com/valigia-ingest.user.js (install in PDA)

 

Safe travels. ✈️🇲🇽🇨🇭🇨🇳🇯🇵🇦🇪🇦🇷🇿🇦🇬🇧🇨🇦

Introducing the GiroVagabondo Suite - https://girovagabondo.com · · 3 likes

🇮🇹 Introducing the GiroVagabondo Suite — https://girovagabondo.com 

Purpose-built tools for Torn City, all in one place.

🃏 Tornder — Tinder-style matchmaking for faction allies and trading partners

🛡️ Happy Jump — tiered OD insurance, $1M Rehab Bonus, La Famiglia loyalty pricing

🏆 Faction Events — drinking and drug leaderboards timed to Torn Calendar events

✈️ Valigia — live profit rankings for every abroad destination, crowd-sourced prices and Bazaar deal hunting


More tools in development. Bookmark it.

https://girovagabondo.com 

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Also worth knowing — Happy Jump is part of a growing suite of Torn tools built by GiroVagabondo, including Tornder (faction/ally matchmaking), Valigia (travel arbitrage), and Faction Events (drinking and drug leaderboards).


Check out the full suite at https://girovagabondo.com 


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