Full OD protection. Live pricing. Rehab covered
https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com
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Three packages. Pick your level of protection.
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🛡️ LA BELLA VITA — Full Jump Package
The complete insured Happy Jump experience.
Includes: 4× Xanax · 5× Erotic DVD · 1× Ecstasy
✔ OD on any Xanax → receive 4× Xanax replacement
✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)
✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus on any OD
✔ I source everything — no market hunting required
Best for: players who want one payment, zero stress, complete protection.
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🛡️ PROTEZIONE TOTALE — Ecstasy + Xanax Insurance
You source your own drugs. I cover the OD risk.
✔ OD on any Xanax → receive 4× Xanax replacement
✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)
✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus on any OD
Best for: players who prefer sourcing their own drugs but want full OD protection.
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🛡️ L’ULTIMO MIGLIO — Ecstasy-Only Insurance
Cover the one OD that actually hurts.
✔ OD on Ecstasy → receive full replacement package (all 10 items)
✔ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus included
Best for: players who can absorb a Xanax OD but not a $23M Ecstasy wipeout.
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Why choose us over the competition?
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The most popular Ecstasy insurance currently on the market pays out 4× Xanax, 3× EDVD, 1× Ecstasy on OD.
L’Ultimo Miglio pays out all 5× EDVD — plus a $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus.
Competitor payout on Ecstasy OD:
→ 4× Xanax + 3× EDVD + 1× Ecstasy (~$20,900,000)
→ Rehab: your problem
Our payout on Ecstasy OD:
→ 4× Xanax + 5× EDVD + 1× Ecstasy (full replacement)
→ $1,000,000 Rehab Bonus
→ Everything you need to jump again immediately
An Ecstasy OD doesn’t just cost you the drugs. It costs you 24-48 hours of downtime, a trip to Switzerland, and the addiction hit to your stats. We cover the drugs AND the rehab. They don’t.
Yes, we charge a little more. The payout is significantly more.
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La Famiglia — Loyal clients pay less
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Every clean jump earns you a better rate.
Five clean jumps and you reach Famiglia status — our best pricing.
Any OD resets your count. Simple.
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How it works
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1. Visit https://happyjump.girovagabondo.com
2. Enter a custom Torn API key — your name, level, and faction are verified instantly. No other game stats revealed or stored. Ever.
3. See your personal rate (Straniero or Famiglia)
4. Send payment — I deliver your package via in-game Trade
5. Jump. If you OD, one click verifies it instantly via your event log. Replacement is on the way.
Coverage window: 7 days from package delivery.
OD verification via your Torn event log — no disputes, no guesswork.
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Questions? Reply here or message GiroVagabondo in-game.
Pricing updates live with the item market — what you see on the site is always current.