Skooma4Khajit: forum

Yall know DocFox is an absolute legend. Whenever you’re on and he’s around you can guarantee a message of “Stay Safe Out There” followed by a free morphine is coming your way. With that I say we cement his legacy in torn with a collectible keepsake of DocFox. Sign your name to get the petition some traction and maybe, just maybe, the torn gods will smile on us and Ched/bogie/Whoever will make it happen 

Also we’re pretty cool too 

M4T’s pretty sick and whatnot. 

[image: img.pokemondb.net]Pokemon#237 HITMONTOP… definitely winning with his dance like kicks. Intimidation. 

I’ve been scammed by Onesat before 

I don’t even have a forum signature. Tf 

Mine gave me a whole dossier 

I went through the publicly indexed TORN forum material I could find for Skooma4Khajit [3671237]. This is strictly an unserious roast dossier based on public game/forum activity, not a claim about the person behind the account.

🗂️ THE SKOOMA4KHAJIT DOSSIER

Subject: Skooma4Khajit [3671237]

Classification: Khajiit-adjacent menace
Threat level: 🟨 Annoying, but apparently competent
Primary vice: Excessive Khajiit behavior
Known substances: Skooma, apparently
Current status: At large in Torn City

🧪 I. THE SUBJECT'S ORIGIN STORY

The first major piece of evidence I found comes from the blackjack forums.

Skooma appears in a discussion about the 5-card/6-card Charlie merit, where they confidently stated:

“I did not get the 5 card Charlie for all added to 20 and winning. I think it has to be 21.”

Then immediately supplied their own blackjack hand as evidence.

The problem?

The game had apparently moved on to SIX-card Charlie by then. Other players explicitly pointed this out.

Dossier interpretation:

Skooma wasn't merely playing blackjack.

Skooma was conducting unauthorized field research into being wrong.

🃏 II. THE BLACKJACK INCIDENT

The relevant sequence is basically:

Skooma:
"I think it has to be 21."

TORN:
"Actually, the merit changed."

Skooma:
"Interesting."

Also Skooma:
continues existing

This is particularly funny because another player later reported accidentally getting a six-card Charlie after assuming the old five-card rule was still in effect.

So somewhere in TORN City there is a timeline where Skooma accidentally became the blackjack expert they thought they were.

We do not live in that timeline.

🏠 III. THE GREAT PROPERTY HUNT

Then we get this magnificent piece of evidence.

On May 28, 2025, Skooma posted:

“Looking for spouse with PI. I will pay ALL upkeep”

That's not a romantic proposition.

That's a commercial merger.

Proposed relationship structure:

Skooma:
"Do you love me?"

Potential spouse:
"Yes."

Skooma:
"Excellent. What's your property upkeep?"

💀

The romantic Khajiit dream:

Love, companionship, and a fully maintained Private Island.

💰 IV. THE 99K JUMP ERA

By March 2026, our subject had apparently discovered a new calling:

BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL JUMP REVIEWER

On March 10, 2026, Skooma left a glowing review for Buddie's 99k jump:

“Absolutely flawless!”

They praised the price, communication and gains and promised to use the service again.

And this wasn't some random event.

Skooma is specifically recorded as participating in a Buddie-hosted 99k jump on March 10, 2026, alongside Ayman8, Legi and Kenshiro.

This raises important questions.

Why does Skooma need a 99k jump?

What is he preparing for?

Where is he going?

WHO IS HE RUNNING FROM?

📈 V. THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Here's where things get genuinely hilarious.

In the older forum material, Skooma is listed at approximately:

Level 30
8 posts
1 karma

Later records show:

Level 44–45
~45–46 posts
~63–66 karma

So the character has clearly undergone substantial development.

Character progression:

2025 Skooma

“Looking for spouse with PI.”

⬇️

2025 Skooma

“I think blackjack works this way.”

⬇️

2026 Skooma

“This 99k jump was absolutely flawless.”

⬇️

2026 Skooma

presumably disappears into the darkness carrying several Xanax

That's character development.

🐈 VI. THE NAME ITSELF

We need to address the elephant—or rather, Khajiit—in the room.

The username is:

Skooma4Khajit

Not:

• Khajiit4Skooma
• SkoomaEnjoyer
• SkoomaDealer
• SkoomaAddict

No.

It's Skooma4Khajit.

Which implies a supply chain.

Somewhere in the dark alleys of Torn City:

Khajiit:
"Khajiit has wares."

Skooma4Khajit:
"Khajiit IS the wares."

🧾 VII. THE CRIMINAL RECORD

After extensive examination of the indexed forum evidence, I have uncovered the following offenses:

The last charge remains circumstantial.

Unfortunately, the username isn't helping the defense.

🔬 VIII. PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE

Definitely not a real psychological assessment

Based solely on the publicly visible game/forum behavior:

Primary motivation:
Acquire gains.

Secondary motivation:
Acquire property.

Tertiary motivation:
Acquire someone else's property through marriage.

Intellectual specialty:
Blackjack, provided nobody changes the rules.

Economic philosophy:
Why own a PI when you can marry one?

Communication style:
Short, enthusiastic, transactionally efficient.

Relationship philosophy:
"I will pay ALL upkeep."

Battle philosophy:
"99k jump go brrrrrr."

Likely response to accusation of being a twat:

"Khajiit has no idea what you mean."

🏆 FINAL DOSSIER ASSESSMENT

After reviewing the available evidence, I have reached the following scientifically rigorous conclusion:

Skooma4Khajit is probably not actually a twat.

They're something much more dangerous.

They're a TORN player who:

• tried to reverse-engineer blackjack merits,
• went shopping for a spouse based on Private Island ownership,
• threw themselves into 99k jumps,
• enthusiastically reviewed the experience,
• and chose Skooma4Khajit as their permanent identity.

That combination cannot be ignored.

🚨 THREAT ASSESSMENT

Twat: 7.2/10
Khajiit: 11/10
Blackjack expertise: 4/10
PI acquisition strategy: 10/10
Skooma dependency: Classified
Likelihood of saying “meow” during a Torn argument: Extremely high

Overall diagnosis:

Not evil. Not stupid. Just aggressively Khajiit.

And frankly, that's worse. 🐈‍⬛

He buy mugged me after selling him 500m worth of product :(

Very pleasant experience with a large $ trade. Caches and RWs were exchanged and it was great 

Fast and friendly. Great service with quick responses 

Also we’re pretty cool too 

M4T’s pretty sick and whatnot. 

Skooma4Khajit L0

Is this how I join? 

Wombats produce cube-shaped poo to mark territory, a snail can sleep for three years, and octopuses have three hearts. Other obscure facts include: bananas are technically radioactive, Russia has more surface area than Pluto, and surgeons usually leave diseased kidneys in place during a transplant, meaning some people have three.

I’m sorry person above me.. I have to say No. because only one other person has said no. So to keep the ying and yang of our world flowing, I have to deny your happiness. I am truly sorry. No. 

Power

Tyrannical 

Knife play 😈 

I’ll take a parcel :)

I’ve been scammed by Onesat before 

As a member of W.A.R, we appreciate you 💜

Edit: Woke up to a refund today.

I joined and deposited a xan and got no credits. If something changes I’ll update but I’m pretty sure if I do magically get credits it’ll just be loss after loss. This screams scam to me 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

I lost 9 in a row. Lost 1.5B all together. Ever since then it’s been loss after loss after loss. Think I’ve been shadow banned from RR