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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Hey! I'm somewhat new and looking for a place to train up my working stats!
Currently i'm at:

  • Manual Labour: 77
  • Intelligence: 69
  • Endurance: 82

I log in daily usually a couple of times so should see / respond pretty quick! Thanks in advance for your consideration.


Edit: I've been hired <3

[XANAX] Flying Flavor Texts! · · 2 likes

Every year one million children send letters to Santa addressed to the Canada Postal code H0H0H0. These children are stupid and should be told the truth about their parents' deception.

(S) Money doesn't stink and neither do our prices! · · 1 like

Has life gotten you down, tired of dredging through the endless tediums of Bazaars... Well why not just keep it going with this one!


Does it have some good stuff? Sure! Does it have a bunch of free items (1 buckaroo) interspersed between other items to keep your low attention span occupied and hopeful? You betcha!! Does it have a reasonably priced flamethrower? I sure hope so! Does it try and distinguish itself by being overly self referential in its ad copy? ... alright this joke is getting too meta.

 

 Anyhow come on down to Pecunia Non Olet where we use latin to try and seem sophisticated!

 

ps. Forreal get some 1 dollar items 

Any fans of the Mountain Goats? · · 1 like

Hey just checking if there are any fans of the band hanging out in torn! If so what are your fave albums / songs!

Personally, nothing beats... beat the champ! Theres just something about a wrestling concept album thats fully genuine to its emotions which makes it the height of mountain goats music. 

 

As for songs, recently i've been listening a lot to Michael Myers Resplendent! There's a guy who made a pretty neat cover of it!
https://youtu.be/QwJXdRykYVg?si=f0YV0RskKFmjH4S7

Done for now :D · · 0 likes

 

 

Edit: offer is not currently ongoin, may need it again later :)

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Lookin for a 10* Candle shop or Music store!

  • Manual Labour 17,061
  • Intelligence 1,434
  • Endurance 28,713
  • Total: 47,208
  • 4 ee

Active daily and rehabbin often. Prefer a rotating training but not a must.

Done for now :D ·

Yup! Ill send after each :D

21:28:29 - 17/09/26 You sent $350,000 to mours with the message: thank you!

Bread ·

...this feels a bit like a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb question. Garlic curbstomps

 

Low cost but decadent ·

Im a big soup guy! As long as the broth isnt shit you can just add some meats, carbs and veggie and you'll have a great meal! 

 

For example:

Lentil soup

  • green lentils
  • onion (maybe some garlic cause hell yeah)
  • bacon
  • beef or chicken stock
  • potatoe
  • whatever else veggie you got like carrot
  • can add a bit (and i repeat a very little bit) of vinegar for a acidic twist!

 

Start by fryin the onion + bacon until fragrant and fat is rendered. Add water and the rest of stuff. Depending on if you have fresh or dried lentils they may need to soak/boil for longer. Badabing badaboom quickass meal thats also quite nutrient rich :p.

 

Alt tomato soup with beans! That shit is tasty and you can kinda wing it with stuff from a can so you can (pun intended) stock up on crushed/pureed tomatoes, beans (I like canellini or pinto, any white beans tbh) and of course stock,spices and garlic. Add some aromatics or other veggies as you feel like. By blending the veggies/beans you get a pretty smooth soup where the beans dont change the taste too much but add protein for gains!

Serve with some garlic bread if you have leftover bread or garlic from soups! My secret tip is taking 50% olive oil 50% butter mix to make the garlic spread since it becomes both more easily spread and is tastier!


Good luck! 

Done for now :D ·

 

 

Edit: offer is not currently ongoin, may need it again later :)

(OPEN 24/7) Fay's 2M Stricken Service · · 1 like

Do you need a good nights rest with some actual peace of mind during a war? Fay is the most reliable option for that!

 

I slept like the sandman themselves waterboarded me with the sahara. I got murdered right as i asked for it and she was flexible enough to let me bonk a few more targets before my nap. 10/10 

 

Jokes aside, great communication, really cheap and super service!

Any fans of the Mountain Goats? · · 1 like

Haha we're everywhere! And yeah bleed out has to be my fave of the recent ones! Though jenny is also hella good. Peter balkan took me a couple of listens to warm up to style wise but now its an album i love putting on in the evening or when im reading! 

Just_Raccoons home Cooking · · 1 like

Wow im so jealous, i also want to make some sauerkraut, is it hard? Looks amazin

Friends buying Xanax @837k and top price for other items · · 1 like

Trustworthy and mug free! Very quick to respond and fair price!

220 days of my life wasted (thread dividends ofc) ·

Congrats on 100! Damn almost a full year.. or well 60% of a year

Free bread · · 1 like

bread pudding??? i think theres more to say there haha whats that about!

Just_Raccoons home Cooking · · 2 likes

Oooh that sounds lovely! I'll give it a try!

[Giveaway] Random crime loot & scraps · · 1 like

I never said no to free trash :p thanks for your effort in cleaning up the great garbage patch. 

 

Fun fact: The garbage patch is now twice the size of texas! And it probably smells twice as good :P 

 

Also just found out its less of a solid patch and more like a toxic stew so you cant walk on it which has been a great dissapointment to me personally.

[XANAX] Flying Flavor Texts! · · 2 likes

Every year one million children send letters to Santa addressed to the Canada Postal code H0H0H0. These children are stupid and should be told the truth about their parents' deception.

Top 50 Reviver HoF With Free Xanax Dividends · · 2 likes

Congrats Dr Feline!

[Pigeon Paradise] Pigeon's Daily Free Xanax · · 1 like

Oh boy bird facts!, Finally a giveaway for my skillset!

Uh my favourite bird is the Bearded Vulture which are naturally white birds but they dye their feathers red by rolling around in iron rich mud. Now the coolest part about them is their diet which mainly consists of bone marrow and actual bone. Their stomach acid is so corrosive they eat the bones whole and digest them. 
Finally they have 2 ways of hunting since they live in mountainous regions, they pick up small creatures and just throw em down the hill lol, allegedly there was a greek poet or something killed by a turtoise dropped this way. 

For larger creatures the bird just flies straight up in their faces and tries to scare them enough to make em fall down from the mountain. Real bastards :p

 

So i bring you a blood red dyed Vulture who scares animals off its mountain to eat their bones :p

 

 

Edit: Thank you!!

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Daily xan/edvd giveaway *CLOSED* · · 1 like

Damn it gotta come up with a joke uh....
"My parents never taught me object permanence.. they're gone now"

Drop a Quote and win xanax! (Daily) ·

"Homo Homini Lupus Est" is a latin proverb meaning roughly Man is a wolf to man (specifically to a stranger). It's specifically reffering to the cruelty we show one another but almost more interestingly than just the quote is the dozens of other philosophers and writers who've changed the proverb since they don't agree with the view. 

"Homo, sacra res homini" - man an object of reverenace to man, if you hold that view haha

 

I found the quote in a detective novel of all things and i still haven't been able to decide what man is to man (Though wolves certainly deserve a better rep).

!! The Alphabet Ascension Giveaway !! ·

BFO

What is your favourite metal gear soild game · · 1 like

It's one of my fondest memories of gaming tbh. Also PSP hella underrated :D