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Friendly_Derek [3680760] Level 48 Traveling Baby Champers Ck Champer

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Selling virus cancelation · · 7 likes

Hello, allow me to introduce myself. Friendly Derek here. When I'm not bringing people to the hospital I'm inconveniencing people by canceling their viruses. My services can be yours too. 

How it works:

You let me know who you'd like me to cancel the virus of (better if you tell me the day their virus is finished for maximum frustration.) 

You send me 2m and the mark. I cancel their virus, and I'll even write a note if you'd like to make yourself known. (if you want it anonymous I can easily do that too fir no extra cost!) If they have a firewall up or if they aren't coding a virus I refund you your money. 

Try it today, what do you have to lose!?

Death's Trading Den · · 3 likes

This is the best trader I've ever had the pleasure of working with. Always professional and will never skim you on price. Always on time and I've never lost a trade because of them. Always polite and their bedside manner is immaculate. Knows their business and does it right everytime. 100/100 would recommend!

Richard-Tormal

Selling virus cancelation · · 3 likes

Hello, allow me to introduce myself. Friendly Derek here. When I'm not bringing people to the hospital I'm inconveniencing people by canceling their viruses. My services can be yours too. 

How it works:

You let me know who you'd like me to cancel the virus of (better if you tell me the day their virus is finished for maximum frustration.) 

You send me 2 million and the mark. I cancel their virus, and I'll even write a note if you'd like to make yourself known. (if you want it anonymous I can easily do that too for no extra cost!) If they have a firewall up, or if they're not coding a virus I send you back your money. 

Try it today, what do you have to lose!?

Late Night Nibblers wants YOU · · 1 like

Welcome to the Late Night Nibblers! Just a great group of folks with some spunk and heart!  Looking for members interested in running OCs and chains twice a month which we supply xanax for. We have up to level 4 OCs unlocked. Weekly races with cash prizes! 

Communication only through Discord in faction

Must have Tornstats

Must be active daily

Must be willing to be a part of a team

Yours, 

Friendliest of Dereks

Professional plushie and flower runner · · 1 like

I sell plushies and flowers you need. Got an order, let me know. I'm happy to be of service. Feel free to rate and review if you've already used my services.

Yours, 

Friendly_Derek

Recent archived posts

Selling virus cancelation · · 3 likes

Hello, allow me to introduce myself. Friendly Derek here. When I'm not bringing people to the hospital I'm inconveniencing people by canceling their viruses. My services can be yours too. 

How it works:

You let me know who you'd like me to cancel the virus of (better if you tell me the day their virus is finished for maximum frustration.) 

You send me 2 million and the mark. I cancel their virus, and I'll even write a note if you'd like to make yourself known. (if you want it anonymous I can easily do that too for no extra cost!) If they have a firewall up, or if they're not coding a virus I send you back your money. 

Try it today, what do you have to lose!?

Selling virus cancelation · · 7 likes

Hello, allow me to introduce myself. Friendly Derek here. When I'm not bringing people to the hospital I'm inconveniencing people by canceling their viruses. My services can be yours too. 

How it works:

You let me know who you'd like me to cancel the virus of (better if you tell me the day their virus is finished for maximum frustration.) 

You send me 2m and the mark. I cancel their virus, and I'll even write a note if you'd like to make yourself known. (if you want it anonymous I can easily do that too fir no extra cost!) If they have a firewall up or if they aren't coding a virus I refund you your money. 

Try it today, what do you have to lose!?

Unofficial Secret Santa Service (Closed) · · 1 like

21:30:02 - 25/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to TvA_Elite with the message: merry Christmas from the Unofficial Secret Santa Service

21:29:36 - 25/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to 011235 with the message: merry Christmas from the Unofficial Secret Santa Service

21:29:03 - 25/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to OgRio with the message: merry Christmas from the Unofficial Secret Santa Service

Merry Christmas folx! 

[OPEN] MD GRAPHICS - Custom Profile Pictures · · 2 likes

I highly recommend him for your profile needs. I had a dreary and dull PFP now I'm fabulous, and you can be too! There's are incredible pics, and he's such a joy to work with. Very professional 

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY THREE ·

I'll bet it was a good one too! 

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY THREE · · 1 like

What a dick! 

Awareness week ·

OK, what about the year before? I'm trying to see if they just blanket make it the last week in January. If they do I won't start the boom until the 31st and thag won't overlap Christmas town at all. 

Awareness week · · 1 like

Does anyone know when awareness week is in January? I was planning on using the awareness book I've got to overlap both Christmas town and awareness week. 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

I have currently outgrown my faction. I have gotten to a point in my torn career that I need a more active faction. I am 10 days out from learning revive, and currently solvent enough to start doing a happy jump a week. I know there's a faction out there for me somewhere. I'm on multiple times a day, and if I'm not flying I'm crimping, or working towards merits.

Looking for a faction ·

I have currently outgrown my faction. I have gotten to a point in my torn career that I need a more active faction. I am 10 days out from learning revive, and currently solvent enough to start doing a happy jump a week. I know there's a faction out there for me somewhere. I'm on multiple times a day, and if I'm not flying I'm criming, or working towards merits. In my total 235 days I've never been inactive and I'm willing to learn.

Friendly_Derek 

Professional plushie and flower runner · · 1 like

I sell plushies and flowers you need. Got an order, let me know. I'm happy to be of service. Feel free to rate and review if you've already used my services.

Yours, 

Friendly_Derek

Summer Sand Sculptures · · 5 likes

submission from Friendly_Derek (3680760) Duck driving past a huge xanax pill

Late Night Nibblers is looking for a member ·

We’re a very chill but very active faction and we’re not warring yet, meaning that you get to level up and gain stats at your own pace, with the aid of our more experienced members.

We do weekly chains and events where you can win millions of dollars or prizes worth millions too!

We strive to be respectful and helpful to our members either financially, item-wise, or even if you’re needing a good laugh, we’re here for that too! If someone decides to pick on you and non-stop attack you, we’ll make sure we’ve got your back!

In short - you’ll be like family and we’ll be with you along your Torn journey every step of the way!

Leslie's Freakshow · · 11 likes

I present to you Sackman. He delivers all those plushies to locations to be snatched up by greedy citizens of Torn City. He was caught quick because he's got a business class ticket so you know he's on the move!

 

Sackman, the restocker of destination plushies

 

Late Night Nibblers wants YOU · · 1 like

Welcome to the Late Night Nibblers! Just a great group of folks with some spunk and heart!  Looking for members interested in running OCs and chains twice a month which we supply xanax for. We have up to level 4 OCs unlocked. Weekly races with cash prizes! 

Communication only through Discord in faction

Must have Tornstats

Must be active daily

Must be willing to be a part of a team

Yours, 

Friendliest of Dereks

[CLOSED] Buying losses $250k- Automated tracker · · 1 like

Hit him 16 times, got paid within an hour! This guy's the real deal. Will be back for sure

Death's Trading Den · · 3 likes

This is the best trader I've ever had the pleasure of working with. Always professional and will never skim you on price. Always on time and I've never lost a trade because of them. Always polite and their bedside manner is immaculate. Knows their business and does it right everytime. 100/100 would recommend!

Richard-Tormal

Leveling to 15 today? Comment/log = free suitcase. ·

I leveled 2 days ago to 15! Yay!! 

Giving it all away ·

Couldn't hurt! 

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