Kilm [3686186] Level 39 Traveling The Fireteam Tac Specialist
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Looking for a money-making crime faction. I'm new and need a faction that will help me learn and grown. I'm on several times a day, (a little less on weekends).
Strength 248
Defense 65
Speed 105
Dexterity 83
I'm only level 7, but I have my nerve up to 27 already.
************************Found one. Thanks to everyone who reached out*****************************
Really good bazaar. It's on my regular rotation of bazaars to check daily.
Sane (definitely not sane) man (more of a man-child with a beard and a questionable bottle cap collection) seeks (flounders blindly for) wife (co-payee on a private island I haven’t purchased but definitely skimmed the wiki about once) for lifelong LAN partnership (or until Torn stops being a dopamine rush and we both lose the will to play).
Must love travel (by travel I mean forgetting you were traveling to China and getting mugged mercilessly before you logged back on.)
Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversation (like planning faction chains with way too much pre-conversation) and candlelit dinners (mostly because I forgot to pay the P.I. bill... again).
You should be emotionally intelligent (to handle the rollercoaster that is my Russian Roulette losses) and financially savvy (I once invested in Subway (SYB) stocks... we don’t talk about it).
Bonus points if you can cook (I consider "adding green tabasco" a personality trait) and don’t mind the occasional dance party in the kitchen (by "dance" I mean flailing wildly while trying not to drop the pasta).
Must be willing to co-parent a houseplant (his name is Greg, he’s not doing well) and share in the joys of homeownership (it’s a 1987 Nissan Pulsar with a bleached-out expired pine tree air freshener).
Would prefer if you joined my faction (they’re way cooler than me) so the only people here who know me can watch the marriage crash and burn and have something to talk about behind my back for 3 days.
Please send resume, references, and a signed waiver acknowledging that you’ve been warned. If you understood the LAN reference, you might even be old enough to understand some of my jokes.
Apply today—before I sign up for another weird dating app.
I don't understand any of this. Does this have anything to do with why Festive Socks are selling for twice their worth?
Didn't get anything this year, but I also couldn't afford more than a few energy drinks, xanax and a bunch of candies for mine. Sucks to be poor lol.
Really good bazaar. It's on my regular rotation of bazaars to check daily.
Montana, western part
Yes it will. They take you out to the dump and shoot you in the head if your spouse quits the game.
Sane (definitely not sane) man (more of a man-child with a beard and a questionable bottle cap collection) seeks (flounders blindly for) wife (co-payee on a private island I haven’t purchased but definitely skimmed the wiki about once) for lifelong LAN partnership (or until Torn stops being a dopamine rush and we both lose the will to play).
Must love travel (by travel I mean forgetting you were traveling to China and getting mugged mercilessly before you logged back on.)
Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversation (like planning faction chains with way too much pre-conversation) and candlelit dinners (mostly because I forgot to pay the P.I. bill... again).
You should be emotionally intelligent (to handle the rollercoaster that is my Russian Roulette losses) and financially savvy (I once invested in Subway (SYB) stocks... we don’t talk about it).
Bonus points if you can cook (I consider "adding green tabasco" a personality trait) and don’t mind the occasional dance party in the kitchen (by "dance" I mean flailing wildly while trying not to drop the pasta).
Must be willing to co-parent a houseplant (his name is Greg, he’s not doing well) and share in the joys of homeownership (it’s a 1987 Nissan Pulsar with a bleached-out expired pine tree air freshener).
Would prefer if you joined my faction (they’re way cooler than me) so the only people here who know me can watch the marriage crash and burn and have something to talk about behind my back for 3 days.
Please send resume, references, and a signed waiver acknowledging that you’ve been warned. If you understood the LAN reference, you might even be old enough to understand some of my jokes.
Apply today—before I sign up for another weird dating app.
Looking for a money-making crime faction. I'm new and need a faction that will help me learn and grown. I'm on several times a day, (a little less on weekends).
Strength 248
Defense 65
Speed 105
Dexterity 83
I'm only level 7, but I have my nerve up to 27 already.
************************Found one. Thanks to everyone who reached out*****************************
I added you.