It has a beach ball, a grenade, some festering chicken, a daffodils, and some other stuff i cant remember. Just trying out this forum thing. First comment wins it.
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Nealbilly [3687848] Level 20 Retaliation RTL Thug
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Curious How Idiots Claim Knowing Everything Nowadays
CYLINDER
Today I made eight leopards ingest nine egrets.
BASKETBALL
Someone Offering Unconditional Love Makes All Things Easier
Wanted to follow up with another sappy prompt, but its just not in my nature. So,
HAMBONE
Give It A New Twist
MEATLOAF
Recent archived posts
11:49:19 - 30/09/26 You opened a Present containing a Box of Grenades
Thats worth the gamble for sure
Didn't know where the best place to ask might be. Delete this if im in the wrong place!
Does anyone know why coin purses suddenly got 3x more expensive? Is there more lint out there recently or something?
I do have a palace you can move into. Ill cover costs.
I have a chalet for rent. $2 for 14 days.
Whether it makes anyone laugh or not, i think this a funny true story from my old bartending days.
A guy who was a regular customer ended up leaving with a lady that he met in the bar one night. A few days later he came in with a story about how he took her to his apartment and let her sleep in his bed while he slept on the couch because she was very drunk and he isnt a creep. He drove her home the next day, and went back to his apartment to discover that she had shit in the bed.
2 weeks later, that guy attended a family reunion party that the lady was also attending. Turns out their parents are first cousins.
Im not sure if that is funny or sad, but its entertaining to me
Happy birthday!
I like free badass weapons! Pick me!
14:15:09 - 02/09/26 You opened a Christmas Present containing a Wedding Dress
Got a platinum box.
13:42:04 - 02/09/26 You opened a Christmas Present containing a 9mm Uzi (Slow)
Ocelot
Im in!
05:40:26 - 28/06/26 You bought a Bottle of Beer on GiftOfGod's bazaar at $1,000 each for a total of $1,000
Barfing Up Intoxicating Libations Doesn't Impress Nice Girls
(A lesson that took me most of my 20's to learn)
TATTOO
Reputable Environmentalists Always Purchase Entirely Recyclable Stuff
ELEVATION
Do You Need A Small Tibetan Yak?
KAYAK
Double to 200k
I was hoping you would stick with the elephant theme.
Elephant Versus Emu Racing Yields Only Negative Endings
TUSK
06:59:38 - 26/05/26 You sent 58x Daffodil to Bumbi with the message: Daffodils raffle
Encountering Large Elephants Promotes Happiness Among Nature Tourists
PACHYDERM
Thank you
12:52:17 - 23/05/26 You sent $1 to Hannah001 with the message: In case nobody has told you today, you are awesome! Have a great day!