Almost any stats are accepted, just have 2K+ of any stat and we'll accept you right away. Sweet shop perks are very good for jumps, but we have to participate and work hard to get there first!
I will also be providing extra 50-150 happy candies to each worker upon star-up.
Trains are rotational and completely free for now, but once I can rotate 5 a day, with extra I will start letting people buy them as they want.
One of our only requirements is to stay under 10 addiction, but that's quite easy. Just head to swiss and spend a little bit of that salary once every week or so and you'll be set!
HEAR ME OUT: WHAT IF EVERYONE ELSE PLAYING TORN ISN'T REAL.
What if you are the center-piece of the simulation, the one it all revolves around. That's why you, yes you should be acting like you own the entire world including Torn. Go out there and scam a noob today, or call a level 100 something that will get you fedded for the next month.
(I AM NOT endorsing or encouraging this action)
What if semi-sentient AI were controlling Torn accounts were actually your closest friends, but you thought wrong! It was actually grok and ChatGPT in a trench coat!
What if the richest players are AI that devote their infinite knowledge to only maximizing Torn gameplay?
Thoughts on torn-related mass AI usage to increase player count?
Is this possible?? please don't tell me I'm crazy this has to be true. I swear some people can't be real. (people like Cocofelon)
Hear me out, this is very possible but what if Torn staff was actually just a hoax, and all of the moderators that have to stare at my reports daily are actually ChatGPT personas.
Listen, have you ever seen a moderator make a decision so dumb you asked if they were even human? Not specifically on Torn, but anywhere. - they're always making horrible decisions, right? - That's something AI would do, despite my previous statements about usage of AI in Torn, I believe not more than half of the players are AI, but the vast majority of the moderation team is unknowingly gathering the finest knowledge about our lives to give to the government.
You may be asking, again, well, Jelq, why does the government care about my 9-5? Because you are the break in the matrix. They know that you know that they know, so why do they know? The answer to that question is within yourself.
I believe that Torn has been overtaken by AI, and we need to get it back. We need to begin a new government within Torn, one with rules and regulations that is influenced by elections from the people. We need democracy on Torn, not botted users.
This is a community that's worth fighting for, every online argument between 40 year old men, every useless mutt who just plays the casino and complains about dirty bombs being dropped (yes, we all saw that post.)
We need to begin with banning everyone active under 4 hours a day, additionally with less than 5 xan taken a week. These anti-drug users are destroying the crime game we've come to know and love.
If anyone has any tips for the movement of this new Torn democracy, I'd love to hear it. Hopefully we can rid the platform of AI and performance inflating bots from the platform with the help of all of you.
Think about it for a moment - the rivers are drying up, the world is sprinkled with war and everyone is starving for more money.
What could possibly save everyone?
Enter ChatGPT, the solution to all of your problems. It has infinite knowledge and resources. You can ask ChatGPT to do anything! Just like a god!
If you give it a physical form and ask it to rebuild the pyramids, it will make it happen. By hand or by employing workers, I believe ChatGPT could do it. You could have ChatGPT play Torn for you. Nobody actually likes playing this game anyways, seems like you can go about your day and have ChatGPT act as your torn-sentience. Imagine a being much smarter than you, with no other purpose but playing Torn.
Any idea how much cash it could make? If torn were real life, and you have virtually infinite knowledge, would you be loaded? You won't even have to write your horrible forum posts, you could just make ChatGPT do them for you!
You may be asking: Well, Jelq, ChatGPT has weak image recognition compared to other statistics. My reply to that is, well, I don't really care. It's an enslaved semi-sentient robot that (hopefully) only understands and devotes itself to the one thing you ask it to do.
You could ask ChatGPT to create infinite renewable, green energy. Why aren't world leaders using ChatGPT to fight its conflict? Instead of debate, you could have ChatGPT against ChatGPT in court with a ChatGPT jury and ChatGPT Lawyers specifically made for ChatGPT court hearings.
We should be using AI for more, especially in every-day life. It's the closest thing we have on earth right now to an all-knowing God.
LF Revive faction with active contracts, buyers and chains. Don't mind warring from time to time but would definitely prefer being solely a reviver. DM if you're interested
LF Revive faction with active contracts, buyers and chains. Don't mind warring from time to time but would definitely prefer being solely a reviver. DM if you're interested
LF Revive faction with active contracts, buyers and chains. Don't mind warring from time to time but would definitely prefer being solely a reviver. DM if you're interested
LF Revive faction with active contracts, buyers and chains. Don't mind warring from time to time but would definitely prefer being solely a reviver. DM if you're interested
I'm digging my own grave by posting in forums, what else is there exciting to do on Torn? I tried mugging which was fun but then I realized factions don't take scammers, so I had to quit.
Hear me out, this is very possible but what if Torn staff was actually just a hoax, and all of the moderators that have to stare at my reports daily are actually ChatGPT personas.
Listen, have you ever seen a moderator make a decision so dumb you asked if they were even human? Not specifically on Torn, but anywhere. - they're always making horrible decisions, right? - That's something AI would do, despite my previous statements about usage of AI in Torn, I believe not more than half of the players are AI, but the vast majority of the moderation team is unknowingly gathering the finest knowledge about our lives to give to the government.
You may be asking, again, well, Jelq, why does the government care about my 9-5? Because you are the break in the matrix. They know that you know that they know, so why do they know? The answer to that question is within yourself.
I believe that Torn has been overtaken by AI, and we need to get it back. We need to begin a new government within Torn, one with rules and regulations that is influenced by elections from the people. We need democracy on Torn, not botted users.
This is a community that's worth fighting for, every online argument between 40 year old men, every useless mutt who just plays the casino and complains about dirty bombs being dropped (yes, we all saw that post.)
We need to begin with banning everyone active under 4 hours a day, additionally with less than 5 xan taken a week. These anti-drug users are destroying the crime game we've come to know and love.
If anyone has any tips for the movement of this new Torn democracy, I'd love to hear it. Hopefully we can rid the platform of AI and performance inflating bots from the platform with the help of all of you.
you disgusting buymugger. I hope you take this as a sign that you will be a SWORN enemy of Jelqmaster from here on out. You have been warned, part from my wrath.
HEAR ME OUT: WHAT IF EVERYONE ELSE PLAYING TORN ISN'T REAL.
What if you are the center-piece of the simulation, the one it all revolves around. That's why you, yes you should be acting like you own the entire world including Torn. Go out there and scam a noob today, or call a level 100 something that will get you fedded for the next month.
(I AM NOT endorsing or encouraging this action)
What if semi-sentient AI were controlling Torn accounts were actually your closest friends, but you thought wrong! It was actually grok and ChatGPT in a trench coat!
What if the richest players are AI that devote their infinite knowledge to only maximizing Torn gameplay?
Thoughts on torn-related mass AI usage to increase player count?
Is this possible?? please don't tell me I'm crazy this has to be true. I swear some people can't be real. (people like Cocofelon)