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this is really well built and an amazing idea :)

Hello all, 

i am here today to confess the biggest mistake of my time here in torn, i am deeply regretful however there is nothing i can do. so here i present you the most useless forum entry , if you should take the time to read this then i guess i am grateful but really all i want is to reverse the mistake i made. Up vote , down vote , i do not care.

So the story begins In my Green Leaf days...

i would occasionally taunt my fellow city dwellers by sending them lengthy messages expressing a naive, joyous outlook on my short time in torn. Usually i would get a thumbs up emoji or be outright ignored. 

I loved watching unsuspecting players come online , imagining them reading my utter nonsense in chat 2.0 , sighing at their own miserable outlook through the eyes of their alter ego living in Torn ,and then further imagining their annoyance of not being able to attack me as i was just 10 days old.

On the rare occasion i would get a message back...

One day a heartfelt message from another unsuspecting target of mine caught my attention. He had sent me some items that i had yet to inspect with private chat to follow " Here ya go bud , enjoy your time in torn. dont worry about the cost - use these and have some fun" at first i was annoyed that i couldn't get my usual kick of annoying long standing well established players but then i saw it ;

when i tell you i had just been sent the most perfect item a new leaf could ask for , i was gobsmacked (excuse my british).

if i remember correctly the DBK had no bonuses but the attack was in the 64's and the accuracy was in the 65's  

if you look in peoples bazaars or on the item market today you are not getting a DBK of that quality for under 25mil 

here is the devastating news : 

14:14:39 - 16/05/26 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to someone at $1,000,000 each for a total of $1,000,000

while i had another melee item equipped for a Duke mission i mistakenly SOLD the most precious item i owned that had got me so far in Torn - for tuppence ... 

And before you point out - yes i was the one who put the DBK in my bazaar but there were at least seven others (that meant nothing to me) all going up in my bazaar at the same time , it is and was very unusual for me to unequip my DBK so when they started selling i thought nothing of it , as i said it was my most prized possession... until number 8 got sold - dread filled my body faster than anything i had ever felt before. i had just Sold a gift bestowed upon me by the gods , it should never have left my inventory . i cursed Ched for not giving me a lock item option , hell i would've lock'ed TF out of that DBK . i would have been the equivalent of hiding it under my pillow at night never to leave my side. 

it is gone forever , lost in the internet . if i find you again DBK i will cherish you properly this time , you cannot be replaced , the throats you stabbed and the groins you slashed are memories i will hold dear to my heart forever. my children will hear of you - i promise. 

Alas i have had my moan , i am not looking for your pity. 

i want you all to know mistakes happen and sometimes there is nothing we can do to fix them , i am now sighing at my own miserable time in Torn through no ones fault but my own ; thus i have come full circle. 

Thank you DBK i wouldn't be here today without you ... 

hello , for the past couple of days my casino has bugged and wont load any of the daily spin wheels please see below , i have disabled extensions , cleared cache + cookies , this happens on mobile in safari , on mobile on torn pda , and now on google on my mac , 

tia :)

Hello you, Thrifters, Thieves, Healers, Jail Busters, Loss sellers, and the Dump Scroungers, (feel free to comment whoever i have missed)

i am very new to torn city but reading through countless threads and reddit posts i want to make it clear (lots of thanks to WEAV3R) that many many casual and hardcore players are still looking at your individual Bazar pages , please do not stop putting items up !! Whether they are one dollar or one billion dollars we are searching and we are buying XD

Personally i love the thrill of searching for a good deal so when i see more and more of your backend shops show up in the directory or otherwise i cant help but to click and see if ill find a bargain of a lifetime or someone hoarding 30k beer bottles (you know who you are).

Anyways appreciation post over please keep doing what you are doing and thank you for welcoming me into this lovely community :) 

(this is where i get mugged for being positive in an otherwise destitute city)

Alright you filthy city dwellers… I’ve got 15 tightly wrapped parcels just begging to be ripped open 😏

Each naughty little bundle is stuffed with 5 juicy items and comes with a guaranteed market value of 40k+

(yes, I checked… recently).

Want a piece?...

Then Keep Reading ... Duh!

Raffle tickets come in the form of sweet, tempting candy available in my bazaar — cheap thrills, big rewards.

[Lollipops enter you into an additional spin wheel game for some random prizes - 25 winners]

And because I’m feeling generous, there are 5 extra runner-up prizes for some lucky $1 tugs — just drop the message log in the comments so I can see who’s been naughty enough.(1 entry per buyer) 

Every parcel is fully wrapped, sealed, and mysterious…
No peeking. No choosing. Pure, chaotic surprise. 🎁

Who’s brave enough to take a bite? 😈

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Still left feeling unsatisfied ? ...

Tough luck there buddy ;D

T's&C's : no refunds, you enter this game at your own risk, tickets are 1st come 1st served. wheel spin game rewards are random and you may pay more for a ticket that gives an item of lesser value (you win some you loose some), dont be a cry baby , the 25 lollipop winners will be selected once all 50 tickets are sold.  feedback welcome , lasty HAVE FUN !!!

fast , simple & mess free :)

looking for a spouse with a pi , happy to pay upkeeps ofcourse , dm me 

Super , i had some items i was struggling to sell at the price i wanted so found saturn on TornW3B and sold at a price i was happy with while also being alot safer than leaving in my bazaar or item market . 10/10

love to all 

sign me up 

such is life 

wishing you peace and prosperity :) 

i feel you brother , it may only be pixels but they were our pixels the memories and time we spent with our weapons are real XD , stay safe and i wish you health and happiness 

my mistake isnt it XD , honestly just hope they feel accomplished and they are having fun whether they read my post , decide to bounty or attack me , all part of the game :) 

i decided to omit player names as it was my mistake selling , they got a good deal buying my DBK and what fun would it be if i cried and begged in their dms for it back XD

thank you janna , good luck to you also x :)

it probably couldve been so much shorter but what is the fun in that ? :) , next time i will Tldr for you lazy people who dont wanna read in a text based rpg 

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thank you all for your kind or not so kind comments , my personal belief is that games like these are made for wafflers like myself , i enjoy banter and light hearted fun , i hope that the person who placed bounties on me is enjoying their time in Torn and that they get claimed so he or she or they may have a chuckle to themselves  , as this post gets pushed further down in general discussions and is being seen less and less by my fellow Torn players id like to again thank you for making the game fun and commenting whatever you saw fit :)  

not for my most prized possession but i thank you for your comment 

this is a text based rpg what do you expect xD

Hello all, 

i am here today to confess the biggest mistake of my time here in torn, i am deeply regretful however there is nothing i can do. so here i present you the most useless forum entry , if you should take the time to read this then i guess i am grateful but really all i want is to reverse the mistake i made. Up vote , down vote , i do not care.

So the story begins In my Green Leaf days...

i would occasionally taunt my fellow city dwellers by sending them lengthy messages expressing a naive, joyous outlook on my short time in torn. Usually i would get a thumbs up emoji or be outright ignored. 

I loved watching unsuspecting players come online , imagining them reading my utter nonsense in chat 2.0 , sighing at their own miserable outlook through the eyes of their alter ego living in Torn ,and then further imagining their annoyance of not being able to attack me as i was just 10 days old.

On the rare occasion i would get a message back...

One day a heartfelt message from another unsuspecting target of mine caught my attention. He had sent me some items that i had yet to inspect with private chat to follow " Here ya go bud , enjoy your time in torn. dont worry about the cost - use these and have some fun" at first i was annoyed that i couldn't get my usual kick of annoying long standing well established players but then i saw it ;

when i tell you i had just been sent the most perfect item a new leaf could ask for , i was gobsmacked (excuse my british).

if i remember correctly the DBK had no bonuses but the attack was in the 64's and the accuracy was in the 65's  

if you look in peoples bazaars or on the item market today you are not getting a DBK of that quality for under 25mil 

here is the devastating news : 

14:14:39 - 16/05/26 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to someone at $1,000,000 each for a total of $1,000,000

while i had another melee item equipped for a Duke mission i mistakenly SOLD the most precious item i owned that had got me so far in Torn - for tuppence ... 

And before you point out - yes i was the one who put the DBK in my bazaar but there were at least seven others (that meant nothing to me) all going up in my bazaar at the same time , it is and was very unusual for me to unequip my DBK so when they started selling i thought nothing of it , as i said it was my most prized possession... until number 8 got sold - dread filled my body faster than anything i had ever felt before. i had just Sold a gift bestowed upon me by the gods , it should never have left my inventory . i cursed Ched for not giving me a lock item option , hell i would've lock'ed TF out of that DBK . i would have been the equivalent of hiding it under my pillow at night never to leave my side. 

it is gone forever , lost in the internet . if i find you again DBK i will cherish you properly this time , you cannot be replaced , the throats you stabbed and the groins you slashed are memories i will hold dear to my heart forever. my children will hear of you - i promise. 

Alas i have had my moan , i am not looking for your pity. 

i want you all to know mistakes happen and sometimes there is nothing we can do to fix them , i am now sighing at my own miserable time in Torn through no ones fault but my own ; thus i have come full circle. 

Thank you DBK i wouldn't be here today without you ... 

this is really well built and an amazing idea :)

hello , i am looking for somone to go halves on a PI with and ofc marry , no contact needed and i wont ask for vault sharing if you dont want to , thx :) 

.item___GYCYJ is on line : 

1726

if anyone can let me know the new code it needs to change too this would be amazing , ty :)

welp , didnt go quite as i expected , all tickets were brought by 1 person and lollipop tickets were brought by just 2 , thank you kindly for playing :) 

lollipops will be done later today :) 

Alright you filthy city dwellers… I’ve got 15 tightly wrapped parcels just begging to be ripped open 😏

Each naughty little bundle is stuffed with 5 juicy items and comes with a guaranteed market value of 40k+

(yes, I checked… recently).

Want a piece?...

Then Keep Reading ... Duh!

Raffle tickets come in the form of sweet, tempting candy available in my bazaar — cheap thrills, big rewards.

[Lollipops enter you into an additional spin wheel game for some random prizes - 25 winners]

And because I’m feeling generous, there are 5 extra runner-up prizes for some lucky $1 tugs — just drop the message log in the comments so I can see who’s been naughty enough.(1 entry per buyer) 

Every parcel is fully wrapped, sealed, and mysterious…
No peeking. No choosing. Pure, chaotic surprise. 🎁

Who’s brave enough to take a bite? 😈

[image: media.giphy.com]

Still left feeling unsatisfied ? ...

Tough luck there buddy ;D

T's&C's : no refunds, you enter this game at your own risk, tickets are 1st come 1st served. wheel spin game rewards are random and you may pay more for a ticket that gives an item of lesser value (you win some you loose some), dont be a cry baby , the 25 lollipop winners will be selected once all 50 tickets are sold.  feedback welcome , lasty HAVE FUN !!!