NoseBeers [3756523] Level 54 Hospital Viking Emus EMU Emu Sergeant Major
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📊 NOW TAKING ORDERS
• 150k+ Single Stat Preferred
• Priority Given to Those with 10 Merits in EE
🍗 PERKS
• 1★ Free Meals — 3 Energy per 1 Job Point
• 3★ Butcher — +10% Melee Weapon Damage
• 5★ Flambayed — Flamethrower (50 Job Points)
• 7★ Healthy Diet — +2% Life Regeneration per Tick
• 10★ Professional Metabolism — -25% Consumable Cooldown
Apply Now: Click Me
wakes up
open Torn before brain starts working
drink all my beer
Don’t use any nerve
pop a Xanax
OD immediately
lose entire nerve stack
18:19:55 - 06/08/26 You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 150 energy, 782 nerve and 4,178 happiness
What’s the most depressing thing you’ve done in this game?
Welcome to Nosebeer’s RW Shop
Items in display case: Click Here!
Buying RW gear at 5.5M / BB
RENTAL SERVICE
Available at 90% collateral + 1% rental fee per day.
How does it work?
1st trade: You receive the weapon(s). I hold 90% collateral as insurance.
2nd trade: Return the weapon(s) when finished. I return your full collateral and keep the rental fee.
Send me a DM for all enquiries :)
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PISTOL
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Name |
Bonus |
% |
Q |
Price |
|
Qsz-92 |
Wither |
20% |
139.38% |
40M |
|
Ruger 57 |
Wither |
27% |
113.19% |
35M |
SMG
|
Name |
Bonus |
% |
Q |
Price |
|
MP5k |
Comeback |
94% |
169.16% |
OFFERS |
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MP5k |
Powerful |
16% |
124.91% |
35M |
|
Bushmaster |
Revitalize |
10% |
103.29% |
335M |
|
Bushmaster |
Proficiency |
26% |
148.95% |
125M |
|
Bushmaster |
Wither |
31% |
180.13% |
OFFERS |
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Thompson |
Conserve |
28% |
102.72% |
35M |
|
BT MP9 |
Motivation |
16% |
98.36% |
110M |
RIFLE
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Name |
Bonus |
% |
Q |
Price |
|
Tavor TAR-21 |
Penetrate |
28% |
118.09% |
150M |
SHOTGUN
|
Name |
Bonus |
% |
Q |
Price |
|
Benelli M4 Super |
Bleed |
23% |
107.48% |
75M |
|
Sawed-Off Shotgun |
Bleed |
28% |
140.51% |
75M |
MELEE
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Name |
Bonus |
% |
Q |
Price |
|
Kama |
Rage |
5% |
96.02% |
45M |
|
Leather Bullwhip |
Rage |
5% |
131.67% |
40M |
|
Swiss Army Knife |
Deadeye |
35% |
123.58% |
40M |
|
Swiss Army Knife |
Empower |
59% |
108.23% |
40M |
My worst is 0. I literally just got 0……
Send Offers,
M4A1 Colt Carbine, Q: 233.45%, 117% Achilles, 20% Focus
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As someone that owns a 10* restaurant and hopes it stays 10* for my first halloween, how credible is this 25m a day ad budget lol?
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Fast, easy and fair prices!
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