Sarga: forum

Sarga (or “God”), 127

📍 Margaritaville

💼 Sales assistant in the porn novelties industry 

🏝 Living in a private island with spouse (there’s a guest room tho 👀) (barely paying rent)

likes:

• Lifting weights while under the effects of xanax
• Misusing prescription meds
• Traveling nonstop to sell stuffed animals, under the effects of xanax
• Taking bounties (at least those nobody else wants cus they’re cheap), under the effects of Xanax

Dislikes:
    •    Not being under the effects of xanax

    •    Paying rent

    •    Responsibilities in general

About me:

127 years old. Alcoholic. Never a frown with golden brown.

Yo

What I’ve last eaten is pasta bolognese

The last thing I’ve eaten is spaghetti with shrimps