▬▬ Parthian Shot ▬▬ You don’t stumble into Parthian Shot, you earn your place here. We’re not a refuge for the weak. We’re a brotherhood forged in war, discipline, and loyalty. This is not about noise or bragging rights. It’s about precision, power, and respect. When others scatter, we hold the line. When others fold, we push harder. We are Parthian Shot. And we don’t break.
▬ WHAT WE BRING ▬ Top-tier Faction Specials built for war Weekly Ranked Wars 90% Ranked War Payouts Fully stocked War Supplies: Drugs, Temps, Alcohol, Xanax OC 2.0 90% payouts Growing Armory with serious gear, not scraps Steadfast Rotations to sharpen our edge A tight, no-drama crew, every man pulls his weight
▬ WHAT WE DEMAND ▬ Multiple logins daily Willingness to chain, train, and bleed for the team
Participation in OC's and wars Active on Discord and Torn Stats, no ghosts, no excuses
▬ STANDARDS TO STAY ▬ Wars: Stack, fight, and show up every time Chaining: Minimum 1% contribution per chain Training: 600E daily at the gym, no exceptions Read and follow all orders discipline keeps us sharp No disappearing during OCs without word Respect the brotherhood: communicate or be cut
▬ ZERO TOLERANCE ▬ Scamming = Removal Drama, whining, or petty complaints = Removal Flaming or toxic behavior = Removal
▬ FIND YOUR PLACE IN THE LINE ▬ We are not the biggest. We are not the loudest. We are Parthian Shot, disciplined, ruthless, and unshakable.
so i was sitting here watching monarch mutation close up swiss like it was nothing and it got me thinking about how torn always finds new ways to keep us entertained we got chain wars we got casinos we got every drug under the sun we got swiss vaults collapsing like bad jenga towers but what we dont have is blind dating and honestly that feels like the biggest missed opportunity in torn history
imagine the devs announced a blind dating event you sign up with no idea who you are gonna be matched with it could be a sweaty chain machine who spends half their life in hosp and the other half whining in faction chat it could be a bazaar merchant who spends the entire date explaining profit margins on xanax and revives it could even be duke himself catfishing us all with promises of easy cash and mysterious investment tips
the possibilities are endless you show up to your blind date they are three hours late because they got flattened by monarch mutation members on their way to the restaurant you order food and before you even start eating they excuse themselves for the bathroom and come back clearly fresh off a xanax binge then they ask if you can cover the bill because they just got mugged outside by a level 12 wielding a crowbar wearing a tutu
and tell me this would not be hilarious torn style dating apps could have bios like loves long walks to the hospital enjoys canabis sharing passionate about mugging newbs favorite romantic activity flying to south africa to restock xanax or maybe proudest achievement survived two weeks without getting bountied
an event like this would also create some of the funniest screenshots we have ever seen imagine people posting their blind date convos in forums my date lasted 2 minutes because he tried to scam me into buying his overpriced warlord my date stole my wallet and then mailed me later to say it was just business my date was perfect until she told me her favorite hobby is parking multis in companies
and just like in real life blind dating in torn would probably end in disaster half the pairings would hate each other by the end and the other half would probably start a faction together only to betray each other during the next territory war
with swiss closing so quickly by mm and the whole community talking about it i think torn needs something more lighthearted to balance things out and what better way than letting us all experience the misery of dating torn style maybe it could even come with rewards you survive the date without overdosing you get some merits you pay for the meal you get some respect you walk away from the date alive you get a shiny participation medal
id put money on it becoming one of the most entertaining events we have ever had forget valentines gifts forget snowball fights give us the raw chaos of torn blind dating
what do you think would you sign up or would you rather just stay single and keep dating leslie for the rest of your torn life
by the way i just found out my previous forum post where i said
THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS
its funny the said that post was useless and graved smh
