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Great trader, reliable and timely. Safe as always

Been using this service for a little while now, and I can say with certainty that it's the most reliable and safe way to jump :) It's been a great pleasure hopping!!

Do you want to get big gym gains fast? DO YOU WANT TO GET SWOLE KISSING MEN UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

Look no further. I, Porkus Johnson have you covered. 

99k jumps are a little difficult to make without aiming specifically for them as a goal for your gym gains. You need:

1.) to live in a maxed out PI (5025 happy),

2.) to have 24 hours of booster cooldown max added from your faction perks (48 total),

and finally,

3.) to be in a 10* adult novelties shop.

Luckily for you, I meet all these requirements. Many people aim for specific fields, and so buying 99k jumps is a fantastic way to make big gym gains without having to worry about any of the other requirements or booster cooldown costs.

Requirements: x2 Poison Mistletoe, x2 Erotic DVD, x1 Ecstasy, and any other boosters you wish to use for spare e after your 1k e is spent.

How it works: I jump to 99k, spend my e, then you poison mistletoe me twice, pop your dvds and ecstasy, and jump. In a public jump, the next person would then poison mistletoe you, etc. etc. until everyone has made their jump.

Prices are as follows:

Public Jump (Jumping with other people. 2 minutes per slot, passing on the 99k down the line in order):

• BASE COST: 5 eDVDs (3 for deposit, 2 after jump, can be paid at once in advance)
• PRIORITY SLOT: 1 eDVD in advance (non refundable, unless seller ODs)
• Extra slots in a regular jump (+2 minutes per slot)
• + 5 eDVDs for every extra slot bought out (paid in full in advance, non refundable, unless seller ODs)

Private Jump (full time slot, no one else. Useful if you have newsletter refills and other extra forms of E lying about that you want to use on training stress-free):

• BASE COST: 15 eDVDs paid in full in advance, some flexibility regarding the time is allowed within reason

If you're filthy rich and willing to give a poor pig some erotic dvds, I will help you jump like NEVER BEFORE. 

Important Note: if you OD and demonstrate proof of it, then edvd refunds are guaranteed. I love my customers cause you guys give me money for kisses

Message if interested!!

Yours truly,

- PorkusJohnson

Been using this service for a little while now, and I can say with certainty that it's the most reliable and safe way to jump :) It's been a great pleasure hopping!!

Do you want to get big gym gains fast? DO YOU WANT TO GET SWOLE KISSING MEN UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

Look no further. I, Porkus Johnson have you covered. 

99k jumps are a little difficult to make without aiming specifically for them as a goal for your gym gains. You need:

1.) to live in a maxed out PI (5025 happy),

2.) to have 24 hours of booster cooldown max added from your faction perks (48 total),

and finally,

3.) to be in a 10* adult novelties shop.

Luckily for you, I meet all these requirements. Many people aim for specific fields, and so buying 99k jumps is a fantastic way to make big gym gains without having to worry about any of the other requirements or booster cooldown costs.

Requirements: x2 Poison Mistletoe, x2 Erotic DVD, x1 Ecstasy, and any other boosters you wish to use for spare e after your 1k e is spent.

How it works: I jump to 99k, spend my e, then you poison mistletoe me twice, pop your dvds and ecstasy, and jump. In a public jump, the next person would then poison mistletoe you, etc. etc. until everyone has made their jump.

Prices are as follows:

Public Jump (Jumping with other people. 2 minutes per slot, passing on the 99k down the line in order):

• BASE COST: 5 eDVDs (3 for deposit, 2 after jump, can be paid at once in advance)
• PRIORITY SLOT: 1 eDVD in advance (non refundable, unless seller ODs)
• Extra slots in a regular jump (+2 minutes per slot)
• + 5 eDVDs for every extra slot bought out (paid in full in advance, non refundable, unless seller ODs)

Private Jump (full time slot, no one else. Useful if you have newsletter refills and other extra forms of E lying about that you want to use on training stress-free):

• BASE COST: 15 eDVDs paid in full in advance, some flexibility regarding the time is allowed within reason

If you're filthy rich and willing to give a poor pig some erotic dvds, I will help you jump like NEVER BEFORE. 

Important Note: if you OD and demonstrate proof of it, then edvd refunds are guaranteed. I love my customers cause you guys give me money for kisses

Message if interested!!

Yours truly,

- PorkusJohnson

Great trader, reliable and timely. Safe as always