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Delete or Grave please · · 54 likes

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Very Active player LFW 9/10 star Music Store

Can support buying as many trains as you sell, looking for long term for gym unlocks

On multiple times a day, capable of clearing addiction on Sunday's ;)

 

  • Manual labor 1,980
  • Intelligence 8,333
  • Endurance 14,798

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Extremely active new player (see profile Age vs Medals/Honors/Rank/Property as evidence)

 

Seeking Job in 3 star or better Music Store 

 

Own fully upgraded PI (no yacht), active multiple times a day. Can afford rehab and will stay adherent to addiction requirements. Very interested in buying trains.

 

Working Stats:

  • Manual Labor 80
  • Intelligence 60
  • Endurance 20

 

0 Merits in EE, I could be persuaded to respec merits if offer warrants it  *such an offer would be extremely unlikely given my current status. Thanks for reading this far

 

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · · 3 likes

SOLD

WRONG RFVC TOKEN · · 3 likes

Any plans on FIXING the error or REPORTING it to the masses....you know, so we don't get f**ked out of 100m on RR? Joined the game fine. Log says I went, opponent went twice, I timed out, opponent took action and shot me in the stomach? Oooook.

 

Because what I SAW, on my client, was he went once, I went once, it passed to his turn, then the "wrong token" message in a bar on top of RR window. Refreshing screen did nothing, hitting "back" (and declining to leave table) did nothing. Cleared my cookies, STILL timed out. 

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What took you way too long to figure out? ·

When something "pisses me off", to step back, stfu, seek the advice of my mentors in-game/in-fac, and heed the advice.

 

To put it another way, that the best thing to do, is often nothing, keep training.

(s) JP7's Hosp/Stricken/Merc Assists | 3M 68% Stricken | 2.5M Regular Hosp | ·

Jp is a real G 👍

[RW] WTF vs The Pusheen Army ·

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · · 3 likes

SOLD

SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE! ·

hmmmm. butthole or circumcised tree dick?

SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE! · · 3 likes

SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE! · · 1 like

Magical thread. Not surprised to see Mr Hagen up there. More importantly, I don't have my glasses on, and read that as 'Anal Pilates'.

 

 

Is that actually an exercise class? (asking for a friend)

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{B} Milkor/ChinaLake 39+ perk (1 unit) ·

I would like to end up approximately halfway between AH sale data and FMV.

 

Ideal piece within my budget would be Orange perk range and 49.xx or better on acc. 

 

Please reply via method of your choice.

 

 

 

 

Delete or Grave please · · 1 like

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Delete or Grave please ·

He claimed, in one of his replies, that he possessed "receipts Ducks didn't want to see posted" (paraphrasing)

 

Since he never came up with them, I threw some change to see if he might bite and post them

Delete or Grave please ·

Edit 1: for clarity, because I forgot how dense some of you self-professed geniuses are. the jump does not mean the thread

 

Not kicked.

 

I can be a lot of things, I'm not a punk b**** who has to hide behind anon messages.

 

I left, because it turns out, leadership thought I was wrong from the jump. I don't understand that, based on what I thought the Ducks were known for and enjoyed. 

 

I was counseled on how to deal with things going forward, in a few different ways. I made my own decision that I decided I was done waiting and trying to talk to the guy, hence the FU bit. No one agrees with the thread. I knew it wouldn't help. 

 

Think what you want. Don't blame the ducks.

 

Get over yourselves anons.

 

09:55:32 - 26/06/26 You were sent $3 from someone with the message: scumbag got kicked

 

02:00:54 - 26/06/26 You were sent $1 from someone with the message: ahaha u r a scarety cat

 

21:01:41 - 25/06/26 You were sent $4 from someone with the message: 1 2 lick the glue 3 4 have some more

 

19:13:42 - 25/06/26 You were sent $3 from someone with the message: Incompetent losers should not be allowed to post on the forums.

 

18:48:34 - 25/06/26 You were sent $3 from someone with the message: You just love attention.

 

18:37:16 - 25/06/26 You were sent $3 from someone with the message: Crybaby in the forum

Delete or Grave please · · 3 likes

I got to agree with you on that. I was acting and behaving in a way that represented my former faction extremely well. 

 

never really ran in to the kind of response I got this time. 

 

Turns out feral hijinks, taunting, and so on, is only fun/funny/good/honk honk/etc, when its not Krabs.

 

No one actually said that, it is my inference from permitted and even encouraged behavior well in every other war I have fought with them. I always thought it was really fun. as far as I know most people we fought with thought it was fun too. maybe not always. never got threatened or attacked over it but okay.

 

After the fact, it was made clear, at approximately the same time as I realized holy s*** this guy is following through. going from normal (to us) shit talk, the very first message I get from this guy is 'half happiness for a month' Yes I know you've all made clear doesn't matter because I started taunting oh okay I know I went first whatever. 

 

be cool if before the war , someone had laid out how dangerous this guy is or however you want to put it but especially the part about don't be feral with this guy is how we would have said it or don't say s*** don't touch whatever. I didn't know I should know any better because that was never required before. if that makes me stupid well okay I'm stupid. 

 

After shit wss already going between Krabs snd myself, No that's that's a little late to learn that he's known for throwing around a shitload of money to f*** with people for whatever irritates him. 

 

wasn't sorry then and I'm not sorry now I'm not going to lie to some guy and say hey I'm sorry. 

 

say I'm dumb crash out whatever all you want I did exactly what I wanted to do with this thread. 

 

I was not kicked. was never threatened to be kicked. I left on my own. if you can't read between the lines and figure out why, that's on you the collective you.

 

 

 

 

Delete or Grave please ·

What narrative, is fake? The only things fake here are s*** you've made up, and these non-existent receipts that legendary King says he has

Delete or Grave please · · 1 like

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who's bent out of shape now?

 

never said I was concerned about the threat to my faction and they aren't either by the way I just said it pissed me off. 

 

I f****** wish he would come after them I hope he does try to f*** with them on Halloween. Hope you join in please please do it. 

 

everything here is screenshotted so after Halloween's over and people b**** out I can remind you. 

 

I think you're a bit sensitive. does he have multis? are you a crabs multi? 

 

Do you actually read I mean do you proofread your s***? It seems like bad AI I don't know. keep being angry, it makes me happy at least when it's you. 

 

You just confirmed the pompous a****** part for me thank you. almost half of what you wrote there, is objectively untrue.

 

just twisting my words adding your own and tossing an insults because you have no argument. 

 

I hope somebody from The Resolute is compensating you for the Spokesperson blowjob. Even I'm a little tingly.  

 

You have given me the most interaction, *by far*. thank you fellow keyboard warrior. idiot dude that's you a text-based game think about it We are all keyboard warriors holy Christ. 

 

anyway you know what I don't want to offend sny religious parties so how about just holy crap and wait a minute see I'm talking about my player character to his player character and you wouldn't be making personal attacks would you sir?

Delete or Grave please · · 1 like

"So you decided for him what a fair consequence for you to receive is? From everyone else's point of view, you singled him out and harassed him without cause. He responded. You decided his response was overkill and then you retaliated and continued escalating the situation that you let get out of control.

 

*now hold on just a minute there guy* keep calling me stupid and incompetent...

 

was it out of control, or was Krabs entitled to respond in any way he pleases? that kind of makes it impossible to be out of control right? are you, too stupid to realize you're putting mutually exclusive statements together? 

 

I'll answer that question for you of course he's entitled to respond however he pleases. I in return, am entitled to react to his responses however I please. if you disagree with THAT, then I think you are part of the problem. 

 

You've dropped several personal insults directed at me so I'm kind of bound by my own personal sense of honor to return some. So here you go 

 

You sound like a pompous asshole. Your version of morality and what are appropriate expressions of it are superior to everyone else's right or just mine? 

 

inb4 You quote reply and say I have no honor or call my code fake or something something blah blah blah. 

 

Delete or Grave please · · 1 like

You were sent $3 from someone with the message: Crybaby in the forum

 

18:37:16

25/06./26

 

dear anon.: at least I have the balls and the ownership of my own s*** to stand up and say what I'm saying in a public forum post.

Delete or Grave please ·

everyone's got an opinion. yours is fake moral spray tan.

 

Bullied him, and harrassed him? are you mental? Go ahead and explain how I did that to him or how would that even be possible for me to do that to him. 

Delete or Grave please ·

maybe a little more clear. It's one thing to be in your own house, and talk about how you're going to f****** my family. 

 

It's entirely another to stand on *my* front lawn and make your threats in person while on my property.

 

So maybe don't come into someone's discord and throw down the gauntlet and be f****** surprised that there's no peace after that. 

Delete or Grave please ·

I would like to see the receipts you're referring to because I have no idea what you're talking about. 

 

as far as myself and Krabs. of course I'm referring to before this thread,  you would have to ask him. by the time I got to the point where I am going to embrace the consequences of this thread, He's had his pound of flesh for whatever he sees as some vile transgression. 

 

he can have the rest of it now. You know, fuck it. 

 

every time I waited and didn't respond to whatever round of attacks we were trading at whether it was TP versus TP or I bounty on his bounties or whatever The waiting just got more b**** slaps. 

 

so, waiting got me nothing, communications from within both factions got me nothing , by nothing I mean no information, I messaged crabs myself We could discuss our motivations here like he tell me why he's pissed off and I tell him why I was retaliating you know, waited for a response in his response was more toilet paper. 

 

add in during one of my calm periods, and that's when I see he's insulting us and threatening the entire faction...

 

what do you expect me to do at that point man? Beg, plead? No. would rather burn my f****** account down.

 

if someone else, any faction mates I'm unaware of included, have done something aggressive to attach themselves to this that's their f****** fault.