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THE GREAT TORN MICROWAVE HARVEST [month 6] · · 35 likes

☢️ THE GREAT TORN MICROWAVE HARVEST ☢️

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

 

​Attention, cizitens of Torn. Im looking for hardware specifically the hum of a microwave. Do you have a dusty, radiation-leaking, or perfectly functional microwave taking up space in your inventory? Dont toss it in the landfill! perseus04 [3777301] is officially building a mountain of machinery and we need your help to reach the summit.

​Whether it's an old relic from the pre-torn or Dirty bomb days or a brand-new model, we want it. We are accepting all makes, models, and conditions.

 

 

(hand drawn by me perseus04 [3777301] edit and writing made by my irl gf!)

 

🎁 THE PRIZES-RULES

We aren’t just asking for junk; we’re paying out in Drug Packs monthly(every first of the month)!!! (gambling for xans is fun!!) Event will continue till interaction and microwaves start to slow down and end of the event top 3 donator gonna get Donator packs. 

 

☢️NEW RULE☢️: every months i will open a new ledger for top donator and random scav so everyone can have a chance to win.

 

​The Veteran Collector👑: The single user who donates the most microwaves by the end of the month will walk away with a Drug Pack.

 

​The Lucky Scavenger☢️: Every 3(three) donation counts as an entry. One randomly selected donor will be chosen to win a Drug Pack, regardless of how many they sent!

 

Trauma Team Field Drop💊: Every donators names will be listed and random donator will be choosen randomly.

-trauma team has been removed due to low activity in month4(july) the title will return if event gaines more attention-

 

📝 HOW TO PARTICIPATE

​Check your inventory (or hit the shops) for any and all Microwaves.

​Send them over to perseus04 [3777301].

 

​Keep an eye on this forum for updates on the hoard!

​Don't destroy it—donate it! Let's see how much scrap we can stack.

 

☢️Microwave Count☢️

  goal#1: completed (25.000)

 goal#2: completed (80.000)

 (the top 3 donators of all time got their donator packs)

 

   93.069/150.000

 

📑 THE ZONE'S LEDGER

(only top 5 will be shown here, dw i will keep EVERY 3 microwave donation for lucky scav)

 

☢️[month 1]☢️

1st: Funky0 [3921686] (2182 microwaves)

2nd:CommandoXx [4011212] (1755 microwaves)

3rd: NestaMarley [3488518] (765 microwaves)

4th:Grazenburg [3672752] (676 microwaves)

5th: Taurus01 [3949008] (464 microwaves)

 

☢️[month 2]☢️ 

1st:Folksy [4315715] (3001 microwaves)

2nd:Funky0 [3921686] (2460 microwaves)

3rd:masky [2659704] (1155 microwaves)

4th: unknownxc [3855297] (331 microwaves)

5th:RP-G [4168377] (233 microwaves)

 

☢️[month 3]☢️

1st:Funky0 [3921686] (7300 microwaves)

2nd:NestaMarley [3488518] (1376 microwaves)

3rd: DoctorHanathus [2062555] (736 microwaves)

4rd:CopperBottom [3887600] (432 microwaves)

5th:oofman6000 [3360258] (66 microwaves)

 

☢️[month 4]☢️ 

1st: Funky0 [3921686] (6250 microwave)

2nd: toss__boy [4287609] (511 microwaves)

3rd: spencer6969 [3916093] (264 microwaves)

4rd: AngelSmiles [3827289] (203 microwaves)

5th: Valdris_ [3277828] (198 microwaves)

 

☢️[month 5]☢️ 

1st:Funky0 [3921686] (5000 microwave)

2nd: Drum_Bass [4193671] (383 microwave)

3rd:WizardCat [3981303] (234 microwave)

4rd: BananasForScale [4039810] (122 microwaves)

5th: chinage [440406] (90 microwave)

 

☢️[month 6]☢️ [21/09/26 updated]

1st:swils [3907131] (3055 microwaves)

2nd: SouthernHoney [4315901] (3025 microwaves)

3rd: CristoffDball [2848966] (208 microwaves)

4rd: Bradleyifv [3930702] (19microwaves)

5th:

THE GREAT TORN MICROWAVE HARVEST [month 6] · · 4 likes

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

 

 

***WINNERS***

 

👑Legend of the Zone: Funky0 [3921686]

 

With a staggering haul of **2182 microwaves**, Funky0 is the undisputed Legend of the Zone. You dominated the collection drive and have earned your **Drug Pack**.

 

21:11:39 - 30/04/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Funky0 with the message: ☢️ You become the Legend of the Zone and earned this drug pack, good luck legend☢️

 

 

🎰 THE LUCKY SCAVENGER (Random Draw)

 

Every 3 microwaves donated counted as 1 entry, creating a pool of **1582 entries** (list is sorted alphabetically and i used random number generator to pick lucky scav (feel free to dm me for list and proof))

 

winning number was 951!!!!

 

Lucky scav is NestaMarley [3488518] 0914 – 1168 (255 Entries)

 

21:14:23 - 30/04/26 You sent a Drug Pack to NestaMarley with the message: ☢️Zone chose you as a lucky scav, good luck scav!☢️

 

__________[month 2]__________

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

Attention Stalkers, Scavengers, and Radiation Enthusiasts!!!! ​The gears have finished grinding, the tumblers have clicked into place we have winnerss!!

 

👑Legend of the Zone: Folksy [4315715]

 

03:43:57 - 02/06/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Folksy with the message: ☢️ You become the Legend of the Zone and earned this drug pack, good luck legend☢️

 

While Folksy holds down the as our undisputed Legend of the Zone for the month with total 3001 microwaves, the random draw pool was completely wide open for the rest of the crew. 1,632 tickets went into the machine, but only one came out completely charred and victorious.

​The winning ticket number is... 1403!!!!!

 

🎰 THE LUCKY SCAVENGER (Random Draw)

 

This months Lucy scav is RP-G [4168377] 1379-1455(77 entries)

 

03:43:03 - 02/06/26 You sent a Drug Pack to RP-G with the message: ☢️Zone chose you as a lucky scav, good luck scav!☢️

 

__________[month 3]__________

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

​Attention Stalkers, Scavengers, and Radiation Enthusiasts!!!!

 

👑Legend of the Zone: Funky0 [3921686]

 

13:09:16 - 01/07/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Funky0 with the message: ☢️ You become the Legend of the Zone and earned this drug pack, good luck legend☢️

 

🎰 THE LUCKY SCAVENGER (Random Draw)

 

The RNG machine spun on high power, and ticket [777] came out completely charred, melted, and victorious.

 

DoctorHanathus [2062555] 514-777 (246 entries)

 

13:11:04 - 01/07/26 You sent a Drug Pack to DoctorHanathus with the message: ☢️Zone chose you as a lucky scav, good luck!!☢️

 

__________[month 4]__________

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

​Attention Stalkers, Scavengers, and Radiation Enthusiasts!!!!

 

👑Legend of the Zone: Funky0 [3921686]

13:07:24 - 02/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Funky0 with the message: ☢️ You become the Legend of the Zone and earned this drug pack, good luck legend☢️

 

🎰 THE LUCKY SCAVENGER (Random Draw)

 

The RNG machine spun on high power, and ticket [141] came out completely charred, melted, and victorious.

 

Drum_Bass [4193671] 114-145 (32 entries)

13:13:31 - 02/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Drum_Bass with the message: ☢️Zone chose you as a lucky scav, good luck!!☢️

 

💊 TRAUMA TEAM RECRUIT (Random name draw)

 

13:15:53 - 02/08/26 You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to toss__boy with the message: ☢️Trauma team chose you, good luck scav☢️

 

__________[month 5]__________

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

​Attention Stalkers, Scavengers, and Radiation Enthusiasts!!!!

 

👑Legend of the Zone: Funky0 [3921686]

04:53:44 - 01/09/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Funky0 with the message: ☢️ You become the Legend of the Zone and earned this drug pack, good luck legend☢️

 

🎰 THE LUCKY SCAVENGER (Random Draw)

 

The RNG machine spun on high power, and ticket [248] came out completely charred, melted, and victorious.

 

Kinuan [3826869] 242-258(17 entries)

 

05:00:50 - 01/09/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Kinuan with the message: ☢️Zone chose you as a lucky scav, good luck!!☢️

 

__________[month 6]__________

​📻 [BROADCAST INCOMING...]

 

 

//moved to first page of the event for better view//

PLEASE PLEASE LET US WEAR CAT EARS WITH HELMETS · · 13 likes

please please please please i wanna wear cat ears with helmets

THE GREAT TORN MICROWAVE HARVEST [month 6] · · 3 likes

microwave facts because normal bump is boring, it was invented by Percy Spencer in 1945 after a radar magnetron he was testing melted a chocolate bar in his pocket. He then successfully tested popcorn and an egg (which exploded).

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microwave fact 3:  THEY ARE INSIDE YOUR WALLS

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