Dear fellow citizens,
as we all know some of us got a habit of collecting stuff for the widest variety of reasons imaginable. There are people who collect all variety of socks for "private" usage, kinky clothes to satisfy their obviously not so secret needs, red roses to express and confess their ethereal self-love over and over aggain, MP3 Player to feel like starlord himself (the movie character, not any player with that name!), CD Players and Music CD's because their life-essence consists out of musik, Tin Cans because they desperately need some (non-moving, non-breathing, non-bleeding ...) targets for shooting practice ... and the list could go further then any of your imaginations.
I dont judge, I love having all that great madness surrounding me!
On the other hand we all also know, searching the market and available bazaars is a time consuming activity, not everyone want or can do him-/her-/itself. Lets name it: Its a pain in the ass!
I myself also got a habit i cant get rid of. I browse the market and bazaars and cant quit spending all my money on resellable goods, until my balance is literally zero and my storage is stacked to the rafters so I feel like a broke bum over and over aggain.
There I got the brilliant idea we could all participate in a wonderful business together, where you take advantage of my shopping addiction while i take advantage of your collecting habits.
Here I'd like to jump in to offer you my services: I want to assist you in solving your dilemma! Let me offer to accumulate your desired items for you at reasonable prices in relation to the actual market situation.
E.g. something sells regulary at 3,200 at the item market, i'd be happy to establish a deal selling you the item for 3k or less, even if that means I give more discount as the 5% market fee would be. I value stable good business partnership over making a few bucks extra here and there.
All you need to do is contact me here in the forum or via private message, so we can discuss your needs and how I might help you fulfilling them! After we came to an agreement i will contact you whenever I aquired a noteworthy amount of items for you and trade privately, safe and secure with you.
I'm a serious business partner. There will be no buymugging, no scamming or other annoying crap. I will consequently add people with such dishonourable behaviour to my enemy-list to exclude them from further interactions with me.
I will never risk to lose the most important thing ever: My good reputation as a serious businessman you can trust!
If you are satisfied with my service, i'd be happy if you leave a recommendation here.
If you are not satisfied with my service, please tell me exactly where your expectations didn't get fulfilled. I'm always striving to improve my service and I appreciate honest constructive feedback!
In addition to specific collecting I buy almost everything and I pay AT LEAST 500 $ for each item! (Weapons, Armor, CPU, ECPU, Credit Cards, Empty Box, Box of Tissues, Disposable Mask are excluded from that deal) Throwing your cheap trash in the dump or on the item market for market value? Trade it to me, the payment will be good!
I have some people who help me gathering items, why don't you join them, gather cheap stuff and sell it to me for a good profit? It's an income with no risk at all and some people already enjoy it regulary <3
Right now i'm collecting the following items for collectors and the prices I pay you for them:
(The list here might not be 100% accurate due to recent changes. The pricelist on tornweb is always binding for me)
Clothing
Peplum Top, Gym Shorts - 500
Travel Socks - 750
Cork Hat, Trainers - 800
Jacket - 900
Boob Tube - 1.000
Mediocre T-Shirt - 3.000
Festive Socks - 7.500
Ginger Kid Mask - 37.500
Jewelry
Gold Necklace, Plastic Watch - 600
Plain Silver Ring, Silver Necklace - 650
Pearl Necklace - 800
Gold Ring - 850
Tools
Cigar Cutter - 35.000
Flowers
Funeral Wreath, Dozen Roses, Bunch of Carnations, Bunch of Black Roses - 500
Daffodil - 600
Single Red Rose - 800
Misc
DVD-Player, Scrap metal - 500
Tin Can, RS232 Cable - 600
Receipt - 700
Bottle Cap - 950 (bulk 975)
Tire - 1.200
Microwave - 1.300
Car Keys - 1.500
Sensu - 3.250
Detergent, Turkey Baster, Spoon - 3.500
Hockey Stick - 4.000
Sour Milk - 4.500
Certificate of Awesome - 8.000
Smelly Cheese - 9.000
Insulin - 9.050
Silver Coin - 30.000
Bearer Bond - 90.100
Special
MP3 Player - 850
Television, CD-Player - 900
Game Console - 1.300
Candy
Box of Extra Strong Mints - 700
Alcohol
Bottle of Beer - 700
Bottle of Champagne - 3.300
Material
Spray Paint: Blue - 600
Those are the current items I'd like to buy the most from you, but as mentioned above, I buy almost everything!
TLDR:
- Tell me what you collect, name a price and let me do the annoying gathering work for you!
- I buy almost everything (no weapons, armor, cpu and credit card) and I pay AT LEAST 500 $ for each item!