Listed in this guide are ways to get this honor using company specials.
Note: This guide is for a standard 24 hour booster cooldown, faction upgrades allow for a maximum 48 hour cooldown which would allow double the E'DVD's (9 E'DVD's giving 22,500 Happy total) that can be used making the time required in a company much less.
10* Novelty Shop gives passive 100% E'DVD boost. At 48 hour faction booster cooldown, a PI, 9 E'DVD's and an ecstasy gives 100k Happy and the merit.
Note:Book - Ignorance is Bliss - No Happiness reset for a month, you can get to 99,999 without company specials.
At 99,999 Happy, you gain around 20% more in Georges Gym. I Advise you do NOT tell anyone you are using the book because you can be embargo'd or pranked to have your happiness reduced, thus wasting the book.
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Please let me know if I missed anything or made mistakes
Critical Note: Happiness resets on :00, :15, :30, :45. Plan accordingly when trying for this merit. You do not want to start before a reset point and run out of time.
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Company: FARM, CANDLE SHOP, PROPERTY BROKER, MUSIC STORE, TOY SHOP, ZOO 50 Happy per Job Point
Max PI = 5000 Happy 5 DVDs = 12500 Happy Job Points = 650
Ecstasy - Happy doubles to 100k
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Company: 10* Sweet Shop (Edited 2/23/16 for efficiency) 4500 Happy per 30 Job Points (basically 150 Happy per JP)
Max PI = 5000 Happy (only really need 4000 Happy from property) 4 DVDs = 10,000 Happy Job Points = 240 ( 8 x 4500 = 36,000)
Ecstasy - Happy doubles to 100k
Alternate: At 1*, 650 Job Points (50 Happy per JP) + 5 DVD's Alternate: At 5*, 325 Job Points (1000 Happy per 10 JP) + 5 DVD's
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Company: 5*TOY SHOP 100% console happiness, 50 Happy per Job Point
Max PI = 5000 Happy
5 DVDs = 12500 Happy Console gaming = generally 20-40 Happy per 5 Energy Job Points = 650 - (Happy gained from Gaming / 50)
Ecstasy - Happy doubles to 100k
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Notable - You can buy this merit!
3* Amusement Park (Credit Beerstein) Free Ride - 250 happiness for target (10 jp) Anyone working for Amusement parks can essentially help someone else get this merit.
Max PI = 5000 Happy 5 DVDs = 12500 Happy Job Points = 1300
Critical Note Repeated: Happiness resets on :00, :15, :30, :45. So you should have the person start to do special right after a reset for ~15 minute window of boosting happiness. Also worth noting you need to use this special 1 at a time, as there is no option to use XX number of job points. Also note, you can have more than one person help you if you want to get there sooner, just requires more planning. (Information provided by GeorgeCostanza [1882094])
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Companies that give Happy, but won't get you to 99,999 on their own. 10* GAME SHOP Console gaming gives 100% bonus, 50 Happy and 5 Energy per JP (100 JP per 24 hours)
Max PI = 5000 Happy 5 DVDs = 12500 Happy Job Special 5000 Happy 27,500 Happy needed from console gaming roughly 4600 energy aka impossible
Cant be done. Maybe have someone in amusement park help you, then use an ecstasy?
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10* NOVELTY SHOP - Can't get merit without faction 48 hour booster cooldown. 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs (5000 happy per)
+ 48 hour Booster Cooldown from Faction Upgrades
Max PI = 5000 Happy 9 DVDs = 45000 Happy
Ecstasy - Happy doubles to 100k
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Edited 2/23/16 - SweetShop change
Edited 3/16/16 - Playing xbox 360 will reset your happiness if you use it when over - Don't use this!
Edited 2/20/17 - Graphics + Book info added
Edited 7/01/18 - Graphics, cleaned up format, not about booster cooldown - Novelty Shop Update with 48 hour booster
Max PI: 5000 18 Strippograms: 45000 Ecstasy: 100000
That's pretty expensive at 7m per right now (126m), so you'll probably want to mix match with dvds on a faction with 48h booster cd:
Max PI: 5000 9 dvds: 22500 9 Strippograms: 22500 Ecstasy to 100000
Still costs about 100m
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Want to train with that 99,999 happy? Don't use E-DVDs. Spend extra job points, then use FHC's/cans
If you are willing to wait a little longer in your company, it might be worth NOT using DVD's for booster cool down... Instead, wait for 150 Energy, get 99,999 HAPPY and then use 5 FHCS (Putting you at roughly 30 hour booster cooldown). At 99,999 happy, you gain about 5k more stats per 10E trained. This could be an excess of 375k stats.
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I have 65.3B total - Meaning I can help anyone with 13BILLION Stats or less to get this merit. My Defense is 56B (65B effective defense on xanax), requiring at least 1/14th my defense to land a damaging hit. You need 4.6B Strength to hit me, but using an EPI at ~950Million EFFECTIVE Strength should work to hit me.
My Dexterity is 1.2B, so as long as your Speed is like 300million, you should be able to hit through my Dex.
My Fee for this merit is $50 million or 2 DPs.
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Invictus - Defend against someone with Double your stats
I have 65B total, so anyone at 32B or less can get this merit. Similar procedure to above.
Contact me via message (I get notifications on my phone), have an EPI ready. When we are both active, I will remove armor/weapons, I will bloodbag down to 1 life, and you can hit me for the merit.
My Fee for this merit is $25 million or 2 FHC.
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Other Services - Will do outside wall hits @ current market value. Message me
Note: My stats are always growing, so these numbers may be out of date!
The first point I want to make is the content of this thread is not my own "data" collected. I'm not a pro racer by any means, and I didn't put all the hard work into figuring everything out. It's a simplified guide for the best cars for each track.
**For more in-depth guides, please visit the links posted below which are the main ones I've pulled in from**
In my experience, all the guides just have way too much going on. I just want to know what's best for each track, and mindlessly select them each time I join a race.
Ta-da! I've put this simplified excel table together! 11 cars to upgrade and maximize winning potential :)
Note: Bugatti not included. Also, I advise starting with NSX for tarmac, then NSX for dirt, then Lexus LFA, etc.
Note: The intent of this guide isn't to tell people they "HAVE" to build things a certain way, it's just a summary. You will earn points by racing, might as well use them!
Thanks
<3 Sky
Edit: 01AUG2024 - Updated Car Names to reflect new update
Edit: 04JAN2026 - Added a note on the intent of the guide being descriptive, not prescriptive :)
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[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
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43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
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[BUYING] Skateboards! 430m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
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If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 430m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
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If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
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If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
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If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
Hi all, these are not new but I want to sell one of the bloodlusts
19.8% Bloodlust - Highest in Game (healing infight shows)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage - Orange I know (sorry) but this weapon made M'aol events last holloweek amazing. Hitting 5-8 rage procs and healing through all the minions damage. Very fun weapon (my dream is a red version of this!)
18% Revit - Not really selling as much as I'm trying to trade for a better one. Or same revit % thats a secondary. But everything is always for sale with me so let me know
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
[TRADING UP] DELTA
If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
[TRADING UP] DELTA
If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
[TRADING UP] DELTA
If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
[TRADING UP] DELTA
If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!
[BUYING] Skateboards! 420m ish - Message me the price overwise
[Buying/Trading] 23%+ Secondary Revit, DM Me! ESPECIALLY if it is a WL/Revit Combo
[Buying] RED Double Bonus Conserve Enfield Primary - Must be better than my current one below
[Buying] Red Bloodlust - Must be better than my current BL Weapon!
[SELLING/RENTING/TRADING]
43% Conserve 25% Powerful Enfield - 97 Damage rating, averaging 1.22 bullets per turn withOUT a recoil pad! Infinite piercing and incendiary ammo! Signficantly better than a GAK and most other RW weapons! Asking 30B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
19.8% Bloodlust Katana Japanese Blade - Highest Bloodlust in the game - Asking 25B OBO, Willing to trade for red BL combo (like rage, evis, expose, etc). Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
18% Revit MP40 Primary, Trading for secondary, renting for holloweek/rank wars! ! Asking 22B OBO, Renting for collateral, 1DP per day :)
13% Bloodlust, 5% Rage Yasukuni - Probably the strongest melee combo in the game! Extremely interested in a red version of this weapon! Selling for 15B OBO, Renting available as well <3
[TRADING UP] DELTA
If you have better invulnerable (or same but higher armor rating). Willing to trade + money for upgrades!