GrammarLord: forum

Welcome to a collection of Collete’s finest overreactions, petty schemes, and self-inflicted meltdowns. Here you’ll see a person who repeatedly blows the smallest things out of proportion, twists facts to his favor, and can’t handle even minor corrections. Browse screenshots and posts here to observe, chuckle, and marvel at just how consistently over-the-top his behavior is.

Disclaimer #1: This thread is not intended as a complaint or a call for sympathy/aid. I’m here simply to share and observe the spectacle—enjoying Torn while witnessing Collete’s own dramatics unfold.

Disclaimer #2: This thread is not intended to spread negativity toward Collete, but rather to wholeheartedly enjoy and appreciate the spectacle of his tantrums.

For more Context and the FAQ section, scroll all the way to the bottom.

Enjoy!

(I will be updating the screenshots daily)

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Context (as ridiculous as it is):

While chatting in global chat, Collete wrote:

"I don't discriminate, all levels are fair game if they stupid, mouthy, begging or have sticks up there arses"

I took a moment and corrected him:

"their, Collete"*

Then LexiBird tried to correct me #1, claiming that “their” wasn’t correct—of course, they failed miserably.

LexiBird tried to correct me #2, arguing that I’d misspelled my nickname (which is absurd, because a nickname can literally be anything, like 492jiojasdij).

Both of them decided to double down, even though they had no ground to stand on.

After that, Collete started threatening me, saying he knew my faction leader and could bully me at will without consequences.

I left my faction as a result (I was probably going to be kicked anyway, for 'creating drama', which correcting someone's grammar apparently is).
I divorced my spouse, because of the constant TP & Stink bombs.

And now we are here.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Why am I sharing this story?
A: Because the laughter I’ve had over the past few days feels too good to keep to myself. If even one other person can share in that amusement and laugh at his meltdowns, then it’s more than worth telling.

Q: Why would you pick a fight with Collette?
A: I’m a new player and have no idea who is who. Even if I did, status in a browser game holds no weight for me—everyone is equal in my eyes, and ego is meaningless.

Q: Why are you still engaging? Isn’t this petty?
A: My main focus in Torn isn’t climbing the ranks anymore. The real entertainment comes from observing Collete’s ongoing meltdown.

Q: Didn’t this all start because of him?
A: Let’s just say I made a small correction. What followed was Collete deciding to act tough, claiming connections and trying to intimidate me. That behavior only made this more interesting to watch.

Q: Aren’t you escalating things by continuing?
A: Not really. I’m simply documenting, sharing, and enjoying the show. The escalation is all on Collete’s side.

Q: Are you angry or malicious toward Collete?
A: Absolutely not. This isn’t about anger or grudges—it’s just Torn being Torn. Some players grind stats, some chase ranks, and I get my fun by enjoying Collete’s antics. We’re all playing the same game, just in different ways.

Q: Are you looking for revenge or help?
A: Absolutely not. I’m here to play Torn as usual—this thread exists so anyone can observe Collete in his natural habitat, behaving exactly like the wild animal he is.

Q: When will you restart your account?
A: Never. At this stage, I’m enjoying Torn in my own way, and I have no intention of resetting or chasing a different path. This is the game for me right now, and I’m perfectly content with that.

You should clarify if you mean people who:

1. Asked for revive.
2. Offered to buy a revive.
3. Didn't ask for revive.
4. All of the above

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Added to the FAQ section 😂😂😂

MAN: 1948
INT: 3455
END: 10053
TOTAL: 15456

Looking for Security Firm or Adult Novelty Store.

7 stars or above only

Active daily.

Yeah, history, even modern history, is full of pink haired fatties who can't argue and yell "racist" and "nazi" into the face of logic and truth.

Quite a goblin you're painting yourself to be... no one can do it for you, you're doing it perfectly.

You’re a loud, pathetic clown with the emotional range of a soggy sock. Every post you fling is the same reheated garbage - lie, deflect, accuse, then crawl back for applause from your two cronies. You pretend to be tough, but you’re just a keyboard bully with a hollow chest who melts the second someone points out your cliff of bullshit. Keep shouting “chatgpt” and “I don’t care” like a broken record while everyone watches the pathetic little tantrum you call a personality.

Come back with receipts or shut up - nobody owes your ego airtime.

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Ahaaa, so according to you, one of the most biased moderators in this game, famous for bending the rules and simping in global, whatever he says is somehow True?

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I hurt your feelings again, you snowflake POS? 
08:17:12 - 01/10/25 Collete used stink bombs on your Private Island. Pesky kids! Your happiness decreased by 899.

What got me into politics? Easy. I became a father.

I want safe streets and a bright future for my children and some politicians are doing everything in their power to:

a) Import trash from 3rd world countries that kidnaps/rapes/kills children.

b) Brainwash children into cutting their organs.

c) Push an agenda that turns children into fragile snowflakes.

d) Push religion into the school system.

Such politicians should not only be fired, but publicly humiliated and in some cases even imprisoned, institutionalized or receive the death penalty.

Children are our future. We need to protect them, while investing in their education and healthcare, that should be our main focus.

We need to teach them to be independent, be capable of critical thinking and to be kind, but firm and fair.

Everything else is a mental issue and people pushing their sick agendas affecting children should be institutionalized.

Oh now I'm a racist. Wanna call me a nazzi too you dumb fk?

Everything about you screams libtard. You probably have a pink hair and pronouns too.

I'm glad the World is healing and people like you will be fked into oblivion.

Edit: Did I hurt your little feelings again, you disgusting little goblin?

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Here you go again twisting reality to fit your tiny little soul.

That's not why the thread got graved. Your goons kept spewing shit and Lexi's SIMP took the opportunity.

Also, I love it how every time I fuсk you up the ass with facts and logic in the forum, you spend around 10m in a few minutes bountying and TPing me. It says enough about how petty you are.

You lose arguments = You lose millions.

What. A. Clown.

Yeah, anything that beats your dumbаss with facts and logic is GPT. Keep telling yourself that, spineless moron.

Wow, thanks for that insightful hot take - straight from the ‘I skim headlines and fill in the rest with Facebook conspiracy memes’ school of thought.

You completely missed the point of the article. Andrew Moore literally said anti-Semitism is “very popular” right now and that he’s surprised at how much support the far right has. That’s not about 'loud but few' - it’s about measurable growth that experts are alarmed by. The NSW inquiry exists precisely because it’s not just a handful of trolls waving flags in Victoria.

And nice try shifting blame entirely to Muslims and left-wing students. The article directly names groups happy to call themselves neo-Nazis roaming the streets. You pretending they’re irrelevant just because you think they're a small number is lazy and dishonest. The fact that laws had to be tightened to stop Nazi salutes and mask-wearing tells you there was enough activity to justify legislation.

If you want to minimize anti-Semitism, at least bring data - not some backyard theory about 'Hamas supporters' being the real problem. Otherwise you just sound like the guy at the pub yelling at the TV, not someone who actually understands what’s going on.

You'll have to use simpler words when interacting with Collete.

MAN: 1948
INT: 3455
END: 10053
TOTAL: 15456

Looking for Security Firm or Adult Novelty Store.

7 stars or above only

Active daily.

---Joined a firm, ty----

MAN: 1948
INT: 3455
END: 10053
TOTAL: 15456

Looking for Security Firm or Adult Novelty Store.

7 stars or above only

Active daily.

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MAN: 1948
INT: 3455
END: 10053
TOTAL: 15456

Looking for Security Firm or Adult Novelty Store.

7 stars or above

Active daily.

Collete, that’s cute, but drones use different payloads — some for surveillance, some for precision strikes, some literally designed to start fires or damage equipment without a giant explosion. It’s not all Michael Bay out there. Maybe Google before you write the next fan-fiction about what IDF drones ‘tend to do.

You should clarify if you mean people who:

1. Asked for revive.
2. Offered to buy a revive.
3. Didn't ask for revive.
4. All of the above

Depends what you want out of the game.

Quiet steady progress - Don't write anything anywhere, pop xanax, do happy jumps, join a 7* music store for 30% gym exp, so u can unlock gyms faster, education sports science, check city map daily.

Complete Chaos - go in Global chat and write a few times. Doesn't matter what, just write something.

How simple your brain is.

And how simple it is to find out how simple it is..

Damn.. it's almost boring..

Brb dumbo, got some work to do.

As you mentioned oxygen btw, you should carry a plant around with you wherever you go, to make up for the oxygen you're wasting.

Chat soon ❤️❤️