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It costs $10,000,000 in points to purchase a merit from the Point Shop. But I guarantee that you have multiple merits just waiting to be picked up.

That's why I'm offering FREE Honor Reports to the Torn community. I have identified dozens of merits that anyone can earn within a few minutes — without spending a penny in many cases and for only around $1,000,000 per merit in other cases. 

HOW IT WORKS

1. Message me
2. I will give you instructions to send me your honors list using the API and have you add me as a friend Note: I will never see your API key!
3. Within a couple days, I will send you your free Honors Report, listing merits you can earn right now. 

THE GUARANTEE

To be eligible for the guarantee, you must meet the following preconditions:

1. You must follow the above instructions
2. Your account must be younger than 365 days old
3. You must reference this guarantee before I generate your report
4. You must promise to post the number of easy merits I find for you in this thread

If I can't find any merits that you can complete today or tomorrow with the help of a friend for less than $1,200,000, I will send you one xanax. 

Fine print: If you are unable to complete the merit(s) because of ununsual circumstances like being the victim of a bounty or mercenary campaign or due to an ongoing contest, special event, ranked war, or other faction activity, you do not qualify for this guarantee.

None of your examples are offensive, though? Silly and obtuse, perhaps, but not offensive.

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FEATURES

• Track the last active status of a list of Torn players
• Longest inactive players float to the top
• Players inactive for over 3 days are highlighted in red
• Refreshes every fifteen minutes
• Only requres an API key with Public privilges
• All data stays on your device
• Bulk import and export of player ID's

This is a very basic web app built to meet a specific need, but I thought I'd share it in case anyone else finds it useful.

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I don't know how anyone can watch that video and think it's real. Who ever designed the fake blood device clearly got carried away. The human body only contains around 6 liters of blood, total.

I will say, Kirk's acting was pretty convincing for someone who's never acted before. I bet he was in a high school play or two.

Every day little children die horrible, agonizing deaths. Cooking accidents cause their skin to slough off like wet gloves. Cancer eats them from the inside out. The gangrenous limbs of babies in Gaza are sawed off without so much as tylenol to numb the pain. 

Your all-powerful sky daddy is too busy gooning himself silly at the unending agony to care what you do to distract yourself from your inane existence.

50 year  from now, I'll be posting here, "Back when I started playing Torn, we didn't have no Arson. You Searched for Cash and you liked it."

Thanks Gym! I needed three critical hits for my Duke mission, and you made it a breeze.

I won a rusty sword from Leslie today

10/10

You're not old, you're vintage!

You are what you eat -- cannibals eat what they are

I'm glad he is sharing that video, but I will never forgive Bernie Sanders -- or AOC -- for supporting Joe Biden in late summer of 2024 for the upcoming presidential election. 

• Biden was actively sending weapons to Israel that were being used to perpetuate what Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch had already declared a genocide over six months ago
• The Democratic Party had not officially nominated a candidate yet
• The first debate showed the entire world that Biden was senile

Even the most coldly rational political calculus cannot justify Sanders' and AOC's support of Biden at that point in time.

I understand that politicians sometimes need to make difficult choices to preserve their place at the table. But when you turn a blind eye to genocide, when you throw your support behind someone actively perpetuating genocide, you have lost the plot. And if this low bar is too high for American politicians to surmount, then we have been failed by our politicians and there is nothing redeemable in this steaming heap of a nation. 

2024 was when I lost all hope for our country. We are not a well-intentioned nation that sometimes makes mistakes. We are an evil and malignant force in the world. We are a bloodthirsty, militant, greedy, racist, chauvinist empire. 

Yes, we've done good, but oh, have we done evil.

None of your examples are offensive, though? Silly and obtuse, perhaps, but not offensive.

And OP is fedded

Someone sent me a dollar with the message, "This is a lie." Is the message true?

I mugged this skinny guy and he had it on his phone. Been playing it between scams and disposal jobs ever since.

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