kairon_oexheart: forum

Come on dude! At least try to pretend to have a spine... You didn't give a shit on the first one either. You spent around 8k$ real life money on a petty revenge against one person that affected a lot of people. At least be honest with yourself if not with everybody else. Also you created the whole thread if i'm not mistaken. If anybody is trying to karma farm, it's you 😅😂

Why would he? Lol Auxman tried to attack him like 30 times and failed and then Nutpunch hosped him once. This was never about the apology. Auxman just trying to karma farm on the forums. Gotta admit the saga is epic tho.

This all kicked off a couple weeks ago. Normal war stuff: deals, hit business, the usual chaos. Now here enters our main character:

zitex [3774662]. 

Apparently, this dude decided to make a bunch of deals without considering that he couldn’t possibly satisfy all the terms or all his “customers.” I made my own deal with one of his faction mates, and everything went smoothly on my end. Did some hits, medded a couple of times for my partner, etc. 
Now imagine my surprise when Zitex starts putting me in the hospital for virtually no reason. Yeah, I might be a newer player and lower level than him, but I ain’t no pushover. So I hit him up to see what’s going on. You can see the PM for yourselves:

[image: media.discordapp.net]
The picture speaks for itself, so naturally I responded, pretty reasonably, I’d say:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
[image: media.discordapp.net]

Since it was clear he wasn't going to stop, I made a plan.
I started putting hits on him, and every time the total reached 5M, which is the exact amount he demanded from me, I sent him a simple message: “Pleasure doing business with you.”
I wasn’t going to let him strong-arm me or think he could intimidate me just because he’s higher level.

So yeah, I had a plan, and I figured I might as well have some fun with it.
I opened ChatGPT, wrote a little monologue, and asked it to give it that Guy Ritchie-style flair just for fun.

[image: media.discordapp.net]
[image: media.discordapp.net]
[image: media.discordapp.net]
Take this as a warning: he’s not all there, and he doesn’t let go of grudges. Deal with him at your own risk.

Don't care we lost. This years elims were actually fun because of you guys

*Gets casually obliterated 😅😂😂

Any time boss XD

As the person responsible for the start of the fallout profile pics when we got hit by the dirty bomb, let me start with a meme to  commemorate our comeback from that:

At this point everyone in our faction knows that you can't say Plutonium without "YUM"
and if anybody asks, yes our radio is active all day.:

Now the road here has been a rocky one, like all the ranked wars for everyone, once up, once down, but at one particular war
Against NPO - Valour the memes started to pour cause we noticed a pattern.:

(Dude is Madara FR FR)

meanwhile everyone else in our faction:

Lastly we started our weekly wednesday slut circuit to have some fun and maybe win some prizes while doing so.

Here are some never before seen variants of the crash dummy poster we brainstormed before releasing the actual poster in our newsletter

[WARNING]

THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME VIEWERS
PLEASE SCROLL WITH CAUTION

I hope you guys enjoyed my little compilation,
To 2 Mil and beyond!

Cheers and Kairoff!

erm, i mean with glowing regards,

Megatonpunch

This was a fun war. Shame i OD-ed before it started 😅 GGs!

There you go, knew you could tell the truth while congratulating to yourself XD This whole thing was to rationalize your money spending with some attention. have to hand it to you though, this has been immensely entertaining so far.

Did we ragebait him into spending more money and droping another bomb or not? We shall see today

Not salty, i'm memeing on you cause you are hilarious. Trying to act tough, while in reality you just whaled your money away for what? A guy who hosped you that you claimed you haven't even thought about for months? People get hosped every day. What's the big deal with that then? Why did he hosp you? People are usually not hosping others for no reason. Isn't it that you annoyed him so much that he finally swated you like a fly? Here are the Auxman files from Nut himself:

22:59:46 - 23/03/26

You sent a Pearl Necklace to auxman

22:41:47 - 23/03/26

You used 25 energy attacking auxman and hospitalized them (chain #3) [view]

17 DAYS AGO

00:46:55 - 08/03/26

Lepus hospitalized you (with 2 others) sending you to the hospital for 3h 10m [view]

00:46:10 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

00:45:46 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

00:41:24 - 08/03/26

Lepus hospitalized you (with 2 others) sending you to the hospital for 2h 59m [view]

00:41:03 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

00:40:24 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

00:37:01 - 08/03/26

You used 25 energy attacking auxman and hospitalized them (chain #38) [view]

00:06:27 - 08/03/26

Lepus hospitalized you (with 2 others) sending you to the hospital for 2h 53m [view]

00:06:13 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

00:05:49 - 08/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

07:42:32 - 07/03/26

auxman mugged you for $30,960 sending you to the hospital for 0h 35m [view]

07:32:28 - 07/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

07:32:09 - 07/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

06:15:46 - 07/03/26

You added auxman to your targets list with the description : Absolute idiot

06:13:10 - 07/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

20:04:16 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $377 sending you to the hospital for 0h 38m [view]

20:02:58 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $1,314 sending you to the hospital for 0h 41m [view]

19:58:06 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $343 sending you to the hospital for 0h 41m [view]

19:56:47 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $1,952 sending you to the hospital for 0h 38m [view]

19:54:24 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:53:08 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you sending you to the hospital for 0h 19m [view]

19:52:41 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:51:37 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:50:12 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $955 sending you to the hospital for 0h 41m [view]

19:46:11 - 06/03/26

auxman mugged you for $177,599 sending you to the hospital for 0h 40m [view]

19:45:49 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:42:02 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:41:50 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:41:32 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:29:35 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

19:27:49 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you sending you to the hospital for 0h 23m [view]

19:27:25 - 06/03/26

auxman attacked you but lost [view]

So i'm asking: Isn't it more likely that you wanted a little forum infamy? Finally some people acknowledging your pathetic existance? Seems way more likely to me XD

Idk. I can ask nut to post it :D

I mean we are making history to be fair. I think this is peak entertainment

Idk, you tell me.

https://tenor.com/hu/view/mouthwashing-curly-ash-baby-gif-9180324962158875547

Why would he? Lol Auxman tried to attack him like 30 times and failed and then Nutpunch hosped him once. This was never about the apology. Auxman just trying to karma farm on the forums. Gotta admit the saga is epic tho.

Nah, it is still funny af