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- Company Recruitment 7 posts
Most-liked posts
Likes as archived at fetch time, adjusted for how long each post had been up. Scored posts only; the full score pass runs after the import.
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 5 likes
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Manual Labor: 72 (Can lift… at least half a fridge, maybe with supervision)
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Intelligence: 53 (Knows not to microwave foil… most of the time)
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Endurance: 139 (Can walk up 3 flights of stairs without crying… loudly)
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Total Score: 264
Employer Notes:
“Strong back, questionable brain, impressive ability to keep going when everyone else taps out. Perfect for jobs like:
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Professional button pusher
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Office chair endurance tester
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‘Hold this while I get the real worker’ assistant
Recommendation: Hire immediately before they pass out.”
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Manual labor 72
Intelligence 53
Endurance 139
Total 264
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes
- Manual labor 3,304
- Intelligence 1,085
- Endurance 3,604
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like
Manual labor 3,414
Intelligence 4,000
Endurance 9,113
Total 16,527
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like
- Manual labor 327
- Intelligence 313
- Endurance 732
Recent archived posts
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like
Manual labor 3,414
Intelligence 4,000
Endurance 9,113
Total 16,527
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes
- Manual labor 3,304
- Intelligence 1,085
- Endurance 3,604
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·
- Manual labor 403
- Intelligence 533
- Endurance 903
- Total 1,839
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like
- Manual labor 327
- Intelligence 313
- Endurance 732
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·
- Manual labor 327
- Intelligence 53
- Endurance 267
- Total 647
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·
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- Manual labor 327
- Intelligence 53
- Endurance 267
- Total 647
Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 5 likes
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Manual Labor: 72 (Can lift… at least half a fridge, maybe with supervision)
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Intelligence: 53 (Knows not to microwave foil… most of the time)
-
Endurance: 139 (Can walk up 3 flights of stairs without crying… loudly)
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Total Score: 264
Employer Notes:
“Strong back, questionable brain, impressive ability to keep going when everyone else taps out. Perfect for jobs like:
-
Professional button pusher
-
Office chair endurance tester
-
‘Hold this while I get the real worker’ assistant
Recommendation: Hire immediately before they pass out.”
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Manual labor 72
Intelligence 53
Endurance 139
Total 264