Lorelei-Rose: forum

I’ve just had a mission: ‘Hiding in Plain View’ where the target is hiding out in China. Will those missions be cancelled too, as well as Safari? 

Thanks for the hire! Looking forward to getting those stars! 

Always a safe, quick and friendly trader :)

Finally, peace and quiet. They've left.

I sent this: 13:22:58 - 23/12/25 You created a Parcel containing 1x Box of Grenades, 1x Box of Medical Supplies, 1x Lottery Voucher, 1x Six-Pack of Alcohol, 2x Zip Wallet, 1x Sheep Plushie

and the person is online and didn’t even say thank you.

And I haven’t had anything off anyone. 

Oh well! 

Merry Christmas! 

Here is my 60 year old homemade sleigh, 33 year old stocking, and 2 snowmen!

13:22:58 - 23/12/25 You created a Parcel containing 1x Box of Grenades, 1x Box of Medical Supplies, 1x Lottery Voucher, 1x Six-Pack of Alcohol, 2x Zip Wallet, 1x Sheep Plushie

13:24:06 - 23/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to Cynabar with the message: Merry Christmas from your Secret Santa!

Hi Duke!

Made this Christmas cake with enough fruit and brandy to make even the best criminals forget their alibis. One bite, and you’ll be making bad decisions like it’s your full-time job. Everyday for you then Dukey.

I asked him for a coin and he said he’s sending me a snow cannon? They just asking him for a gift?

Does he actually send me something? I can’t find it? 

Thou requirest a coin, dost thou? Here, take this cursed artifact, though I suspect your wretched understanding barely matches its value, you insufferable lummox! Truly, what wouldst thou do with a mere coin? Spend it on your next ill-fated attempt at revelry? For all the good it shall do you! Oh, but those wretches who insist on donning top hats whilst committing petty crimes! The vanity of it all! Would they not prefer the stealth of shadows? Instead, they clatter about like bloody morons, flaunting their stupidity! Go forth, and mayhap learn to use that coin before it conscripts you into further embarrassment!

What have you given me? What artefacts?

What a ridiculous display of ignorance, you daft cretin! All I've offered you are the fruits of my torment: a Snow Cannon and that twisted Diamond Icicle, but doubt not, they are not to be trifled with in your wretched grasp!

This Christmas, forget the loot drops, territory wars, and dirty bombs. Behold Torn's true horror story: A nuclear family. A festive scene so wholesome, it feels like an attack on this gritty city. To a citizen of Torn, a happy family isn't a dream, but an existential threat.

Midnight did a great job of a new profile picture for me! It was really quick after payment and he was able to make an adjustments I wanted. Will definitely use again! Thank you! 

This is the only way I know to show how much I love you. 

And not just because you give me expensive things, and nearly unlimited money, and a private island - but because you're always there for me. If I only have a minute to give you my attention, you soak it up. If I have hours to spend with you, you lap it up like a good boy. You're good, reliable fun, and always foot the bill. And I can't wait to take long, romantic walks through the winter wonderland you have planned for me. Here's to many more happy years together. By the way, am I in the will yet? 

Thong, lube, and handcuffs - the best type of decoration

You told me it was real, you were going to come visit. You said you just needed that boost 😭😭 

don’t talk to me in the discord again. I was in the faction first.