Merry Christmas everyone!

Sarmackey [3907699] Level 26 Abroad La Familia De Turtles LMF ONeil
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Merry Christmas everyone!

BRO CANDIED MY CANE
I dunno what a gonk is so I calls my nonna and I says nonna, whats a gonk eat cuz my nonna, she knows how to feed everyone right? She says marona mia what is this thing so I says I don't know. Anyway, now nonna's PO'd so the only recipe nonna would give me for gonk was for these tea biscuits, but somehow I made em taste like cardboard. So eat em or starve gonk, unless you wanna go see that guy with the peanut butter pickles

Here is half my day on paper with a shitty dollar store mechanical pencil.

I love torn because I hate having free time, and I'm emotionally invested in accumulating a digital currency that has absolutely no bearing on any real world success. In fact, I like using real money to buy torn money so I can buy things in the game that I can't touch or use in real life. I didn't think about that stuff until I started writing this, so now I'm questioning my intelligence. Thanks a lot Torn.. Maybe I'm just codependent.. Merry Christmas Duke xox
Made my first trade quick and easy. True to their price list and I didn't get mugged!
I'm really enjoying being part of this faction. The leader is active, the other members are helpful, and doing or being part of chains is a great way to make some money
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