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Are You looking for an Advisor?

If You need any help with financial, relationship, legal, emotional or Torn City mechanics advice, You can count on me, a professional, highly eloquent and kind mannered Advisor.

I am lectured in the ways of the dialogue, unlike some other uncultured pseudo lawyers, You might find.

If You are having a dispute with someone, need to write a professional letter, need help with making a difficult decision, or face any other problem, I can provide adequate assistance on the matter.

| Service | Description | Price |

| Detective Work/Cases |

| 1 Day of Detective Work | Research and Reconnaissance for necessary data. | 215,000$ |

| Citizen Questioning | Discreet Questioning for necessary data. | 20,000$ |

| Messaging Agency |

| Professional Letter in Your Name | A professional and eloquent letter sent in Your Name. | 25,000$ |

| Professional Discreet Letter | A professional and eloquent letter in Agency's name. | 70,000$ |

| Professional Anonymous Letter | A professional and eloquent anonymous letter. | 125,000$ | *

| Advice Work |

| Relationship Advice | Love or marriage related advice. | 35,000$ |

| Financial Advice | Economic, Buisness or Work related advice. | 25,000$ |

| Legal Advice | Advice for disputes with other citizens. | 40,000$ |

| Emotional Advice | Advice for when You're feeling down. | 0$ | 

| Torn City Mechanics Advice | Advice for Newbies. | 0$ |

A 60% discount on the first ten services that are over 100,000$.

All services marked with a *, are not yet available.

To contact my services, write me a letter.

Completed Cases: III, Takedowns: XXIV

Heya, Cat_Nip. Hope peeps whom find this message have a greater day than what is was ^^

One of the better factions I had pleasure to meet, good company in form of helpful factionmates who will teach You the ropes, good faction benefits making You rise way above Your peers and most importantly good leadership, strict in ways that should be, yet understanding when it matters the most.

If You're an active player, You should definitely check out IX!

Ladies and Gents, and others. I present You: Comedy Gold.

No harm to any cash was made during the production of this material.

This was harder than I thought on mobile lol

Edited on pc for anyone on pc to read with ease.

Happy BD tomorrow! I suppose 27 would be the number.

Is it? Yo.

Seems there has been yet another newbie crashout on global. Figures.

I also recommend doing so with the Newspaper tab. Mostly scripted slop on there. Or economics.

Pro tip: don't beg(ask for free shit).

If it's another sugarvalves article I ain't reading it lol

I have run my own dnd campaign for a few years now to multiple groups. Lots of homebrew mechanics, custom races, feats etc. But I haven't made any software for it lol

A Dark Fantasy/Cyberpunk high arcane setting, if You're wondering ^^

Well done. I, and many others dislike that slimy farce of a reporter, so well done.

Well played.

This is indeed a fun and lengthy thread. Six years now. That's a lot. Anyways, have a good one peeps ^^

Happy BD tomorrow! I suppose 27 would be the number.

Got home and edited it for You pc peeps. Did I do good?

Most of players aren't native english speakers I think.

From what I've understood, the JUBaZero guy will sent it to ya lol

Ladies and Gents, and others. I present You: Comedy Gold.

No harm to any cash was made during the production of this material.

This was harder than I thought on mobile lol

Edited on pc for anyone on pc to read with ease.

I'd never! I simply am aware that Duke works mostly in one area within Torn City.. and that leaves a lot of other branches which would gladly have their own contractors, alebit I suppose they should have their own distinct missions.. which could prove to be a hastle for the devs lol

New crimes this, new crimes that. Imma ask the real question. When do we get a new contractor? Duke is nice and all.. but c'mon.

sugarvalves? ew lol

Hello, this is not an automated message. Hope You have a greater day tomorrow than today. T'is all. ^^

Holy shit, it was actually deleted. Damn. Now that's fucking funny lol

Congrats.