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• Rifle: Enfield SA-80

• Bonus: 23% Puncture

• Quality: 131.14% (Yellow)

• Stats: 70.48 Damage | 60.63 Accuracy | Uses 5.56mm rounds

PRICE: $130,000,000 – Or Near Offer

• Weapon: Samurai Sword (Slashing)

• Bonus: 22% Plunder

• Quality: 147.65% (Yellow)

• Stats: 66.93 Damage | 57.83 Accuracy | 4.9 Stealth

PRICE: $240,000,000 – Or Near Offer

High quality and useful plunder bonus make this a strong choice – priced to reflect its performance.

TRADE: Message me in-game to finalize and get the weapons

🔹 Enfield SA-80 | 18% Powerful | 69.86 Dmg / 59.91 Acc | $315M

🔹 Enfield SA-80 | 21% Weaken | 68.27 Dmg / 60.36 Acc | $125M
🔹 Orange Crowbar | 28% Plunder (Mugger Stat-Stick) | $265M

PM to buy or negotiate. 💸

all items in bazaar. 

Selling a one-shot Primary.

• 95% Assassinate (Elite roll)

• 70% Cupid (High utility)

• Quality: 161.20% (Orange)

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Serious offers only. Looking for a clean, fast trade.

PM with offers.

Hey all,

Looking for a serious price check (and potentially taking offers) on this high-tier Ranked War Primary.

Weapon: Orange XM8 Rifle
Quality: 161.20%
Stats: 59.59 Damage | 62.53 Accuracy

Bonuses:

• 95% Assassinate (Near-max roll for elite first-turn damage)

• 70% Cupid (High-tier utility/debuff)

This is an elite "one-shot" weapon for high-level RW. I’ve seen 90%+ Assassinate weapons go for significant amounts, but wanted to get a current market consensus before listing.

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Hi all, 

my city finder on PDA has stopped working. I’ve uninstalled/reinstalled tried turning all my scripts off and nothing. 
any suggestions on how this could get fixed ?

Thank you in advance. 

This aged well 

20:32:32 - 09/02/26 You withdrew a cashier's check worth $583,198,772

20:32:32 - 09/02/26 You withdrew a cashier's check worth $89,445,759

20:32:32 - 09/02/26 You withdrew a cashier's check worth $486,505,275

20:32:32 - 09/02/26 You withdrew a cashier's check worth $96,030,001

20:32:32 - 09/02/26 You withdrew a cashier's check worth $108,640,001

20:32:39 - 09/02/26 Someone anonymously mugged you for $132,154,348 sending you to the hospital for 0h 33m [view]

the attack it’s self was started @ 20:32:33 1 second after withdrawing the checks. 

🔹 Enfield SA-80 | 18% Powerful | 69.86 Dmg / 59.91 Acc | $315M

🔹 Enfield SA-80 | 21% Weaken | 68.27 Dmg / 60.36 Acc | $125M
🔹 Orange Crowbar | 28% Plunder (Mugger Stat-Stick) | $265M

PM to buy or negotiate. 💸

all items in bazaar. 

So it would seem 😂 to be fair I used AI to make the post what a mistake that was 🤦‍♂️ 

Selling a one-shot Primary.

• 95% Assassinate (Elite roll)

• 70% Cupid (High utility)

• Quality: 161.20% (Orange)

[image: i.ibb.co]

Serious offers only. Looking for a clean, fast trade.

PM with offers.

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Hey all,

Looking for a serious price check (and potentially taking offers) on this high-tier Ranked War Primary.

Weapon: Orange XM8 Rifle
Quality: 161.20%
Stats: 59.59 Damage | 62.53 Accuracy

Bonuses:

• 95% Assassinate (Near-max roll for elite first-turn damage)

• 70% Cupid (High-tier utility/debuff)

This is an elite "one-shot" weapon for high-level RW. I’ve seen 90%+ Assassinate weapons go for significant amounts, but wanted to get a current market consensus before listing.

[image: i.ibb.co]

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• Rifle: Enfield SA-80

• Bonus: 23% Puncture

• Quality: 131.14% (Yellow)

• Stats: 70.48 Damage | 60.63 Accuracy | Uses 5.56mm rounds

PRICE: $130,000,000 – Or Near Offer

• Weapon: Samurai Sword (Slashing)

• Bonus: 22% Plunder

• Quality: 147.65% (Yellow)

• Stats: 66.93 Damage | 57.83 Accuracy | 4.9 Stealth

PRICE: $240,000,000 – Or Near Offer

High quality and useful plunder bonus make this a strong choice – priced to reflect its performance.

TRADE: Message me in-game to finalize and get the weapons

Today, Torn loses one of its finest… refresh-button specialists.

After countless perfectly timed hits, suspiciously accurate guesses, and an uncanny ability to appear exactly when someone sold an item, Offertory has officially left Torn.

The markets are a little safer.

Traders are a little less paranoid.

And somewhere, someone just sold an item and didn’t get mugged and they don’t even know why.

We thank Offertory for their service to chaos, paranoia, and the Torn economy.

May your reflexes remain sharp, your cooldowns forever forgotten, and your victims always wonder how you knew.

Farewell, you menace. 🫡

His upgrade must have been great cause I bought his old plunder. 

11:27:25 - 12/12/25 Lich7 traded a Samurai Sword (Plunder) to you [view]

stop f**king crying 

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😂😂

First trip and you lost money